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Is Hypo having this? If not I'm interested, but have a couple of questions. Will you do a deal to include the parrot? Also what does the parrot say (apart from "Hello" which I assume is a given for a phone answering parrot).

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I leave phone at home in daytime and parrot acts as answerphone taking messages. It seems a lot of people is calling me bout crackers #racist.

 

In other news my new bird (not parrot, girl) was round the other night. She is lot of fun btw, totally off head! Anyway she excuses her self to bathroom and closes door and then I'm hearing really loud chicken noises! She's like buk-buk-BWAAAAARK! buk-buk-buk-BWAAAAAARK! She comes out and I'm like WTF was that? And she sort of lols and says "had my period". Have u heard that one before? I want to know if she is original or if she stole gag from Friends or whatever!

 

I have pictures of bird on phone which are included in price.

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crackers is only racist if it's said by brothers (and sisters for purposes of equality) to a white person. If I call you a cracker that's fine, it just makes us both street (unless you are ethnic, in which case it'd just seem ironic or dumb)

 

I'm not sure about your new bird, but well done for snagging one. I'm going to start telling girls that someone I talk to on the internet has a girlfriend in the hopes that makes me seem a much more attractive proposition.

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I leave phone at home in daytime and parrot acts as answerphone taking messages. It seems a lot of people is calling me bout crackers #racist.

 

In other news my new bird (not parrot, girl) was round the other night. She is lot of fun btw, totally off head! Anyway she excuses her self to bathroom and closes door and then I'm hearing really loud chicken noises! She's like buk-buk-BWAAAAARK! buk-buk-buk-BWAAAAAARK! She comes out and I'm like WTF was that? And she sort of lols and says "had my period". Have u heard that one before? I want to know if she is original or if she stole gag from Friends or whatever!

 

I have pictures of bird on phone which are included in price.

 

PM me pics and I'll let you know if she is mental or just funny.

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