Trouble after the game?

[Turkish]

I have my own version of justice, one of which is innocent until proven guilty and grassing up a young lad on the basis of a blurry camera phone photo of a kid walking with his hands in his pockets for an incident that not a single other person seems to have witnessed is not my idea of justice.

 

To each his own (as I said earlier) but personally I despise the OB, I have my reasons for that and no, I don't have a criminal record. If I saw a doris take a slap to the mouth whilst holding a baby (and personally I don't think this actually happened) I'd restrain the attacker by going for his joints, eyes, b******s, nose and throat until he was no longer a threat, scan to ensure his pals don't go for me and get the f*** out of there - certainly wouldn't film it on a phone and tweet about it later in some desperate attempt to get a couple of retweets ffs.

 

An excellent tactic sir. So that one may walk in peace.

[Tokyo-Saint]

[JackanorySFC]

An excellent tactic sir. So that one may walk in peace.

 

Absolutely addicted mate, going tonight for defending bat attacks. Just in time for Newcastle away too, if I see our baby beating hordes swinging lumps of wood/ metal at young mums in a mist of red smoke I'll be ideally placed to neutralise the threat accordingly. I may have to call upon your help if I get carried away and forget to scan to ensure I don't take a sly one to the neck. However I doubt it as I am now, 11 weeks in, a human nuclear missile when provoked.

[Patrick Bateman]

Absolutely addicted mate, going tonight for defending bat attacks. Just in time for Newcastle away too, if I see our baby beating hordes swinging lumps of wood/ metal at young mums in a mist of red smoke I'll be ideally placed to neutralise the threat accordingly. I may have to call upon your help if I get carried away and forget to scan to ensure I don't take a sly one to the neck. However I doubt it as I am now, 11 weeks in, a human nuclear missile when provoked.

 

Likewise, loved the bat sessions, best yet, especially in the stress scenarios.

(off topic, but, "whatever")

[JackanorySFC]

Likewise, loved the bat sessions, best yet, especially in the stress scenarios.

(off topic, but, "whatever")

 

From one hand to hand combat student to another, I doff my cap sir.... (To keep on topic maybe our support should take mass lessons to ensure we can self police?)

[Turkish]

Likewise, loved the bat sessions, best yet, especially in the stress scenarios.

(off topic, but, "whatever")

 

my favourite is fighting off multiple attackers, 15 seconds on each, 6 people, destroyed by the end of it. Keep moving, keep fighting. FACT.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Shoot and move, shoot and move.

[JackanorySFC]

my favourite is fighting off multiple attackers, 15 seconds on each, 6 people, destroyed by the end of it. Keep moving, keep fighting. FACT.

We do that at the beginning and end of our lessons usually, our motto is "always forwards", easier said than done in the last 2 minutes of a 2hr beasting!

 

Look forward to catching up soon actually pal, my mates are bored to death with me going on about it, f***ing addictive stuff, love it!

[Turkish]

We do that at the beginning and end of our lessons usually, our motto is "always forwards", easier said than done in the last 2 minutes of a 2hr beasting!

 

Look forward to catching up soon actually pal, my mates are bored to death with me going on about it, f***ing addictive stuff, love it!

 

You need to get them along!

[JackanorySFC]

You need to get them along!

 

Got one along, enjoys digging me in the nuts if I forget my box the sick f***! The others don't like the sound of it (love "boxercise" though ffs), oh except 1 that went, loved it but had to stop going as it was too aggressive compared to his regular martial arts and was giving him bad habits. Got a grading in March, can't wait to get me sewing kit out ;-)

[Turkish]

Got one along, enjoys digging me in the nuts if I forget my box the sick f***! The others don't like the sound of it (love "boxercise" though ffs), oh except 1 that went, loved it but had to stop going as it was too aggressive compared to his regular martial arts and was giving him bad habits. Got a grading in March, can't wait to get me sewing kit out ;-)

 

Little tip on that. I'm not sure if you'll get this or not but, after my first grading and 3 hours of it the assessor then said "right, now everyone do 100 press ups and 200 sit ups". As you can imagine much to my dispair i wondered if i'd get more than a few out after 3 hours of it. However they dont expect you to do them all, it's that you dont give up and keep going and trying until they stay stop, ie that if you were fighting for your life you wouldn't just lay on the floor saying i'm too knackered and give in. I'm not sure if it's true but i was told they have failed people in the past because they've quit during that, so be warned! Good luck though, it's real buzz when you pass.

[Dig Dig]

my favourite is fighting off multiple attackers, 15 seconds on each, 6 people, destroyed by the end of it. Keep moving, keep fighting. FACT.

 

 

How many blokes can you beat off at once would you say?

[Turkish]

How many blokes can you beat off at once would you say?

 

Stop getting aroused.

[Dig Dig]

 

Sorry Sir

[Tokyo-Saint]

Hi diggers

 

Want to go to WWF club next week? Last week we covered how to suplex a granny and back-breaker any of her mates giving it the large. It was fun but for one moment I wasn't looking and got hit round the ankles by a zimmer frame - lols.

 

I tried out some of my moves on some mouthy b!tch on the bridge on Saturday. Big elbowed her right in the baby-maker. It's really addictive.

 

This is the right forum to talk about this kind of thing isn't it?

 

Anyway mate, let's catch up soon.

[Dig Dig]

Hi diggers

 

Want to go to WWF club next week? Last week we covered how to suplex a granny and back-breaker any of her mates giving it the large. It was fun but for one moment I wasn't looking and got hit round the ankles by a zimmer frame - lols.

 

I tried out some of my moves on some mouthy b!tch on the bridge on Saturday. Big elbowed her right in the baby-maker. It's really addictive.

 

This is the right forum to talk about this kind of thing isn't it?

 

Anyway mate, let's catch up soon.

 

I think you've come to the right place for this for sure.

 

I would love WWF club, I want to learn how to beat off multiple lads from the oppo firms all at once like Turkish knows how, so as long as I learn this as a minimum, I am game.

 

Do you know if there is a session on how to tombstone people in wheelchairs (chair included) because I've never quite mastered the technique?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Little tip there, use the wheels to aid the momentum. What I normally do is go into the usual power slam position (wheelchair powerslams covered in week 3), then at the last moment let the chair dip so they are in the toombstone position. Be careful not to get him in the head by the foot rest bit (not all instructors will tell you that but I have seen people lose their intercontinental belt over it), then slam them down.

[B Rabbit]

Krav Maga is for girly wimps.

[Turkish]

Krav Maga is for girly wimps.

 

shut up Chesney, you stick to wrestling in your living room with your boyfriend in your dressing gowns.

[Kingsland Red]

Little tip there, use the wheels to aid the momentum. What I normally do is go into the usual power slam position (wheelchair powerslams covered in week 3), then at the last moment let the chair dip so they are in the toombstone position. Be careful not to get him in the head by the foot rest bit (not all instructors will tell you that but I have seen people lose their intercontinental belt over it), then slam them down.

 

 

Brilliant !

[B Rabbit]

shut up Chesney, you stick to wrestling in your living room with your boyfriend in your dressing gowns.

 

Girly wimp

[Dig Dig]

Little tip there, use the wheels to aid the momentum. What I normally do is go into the usual power slam position (wheelchair powerslams covered in week 3), then at the last moment let the chair dip so they are in the toombstone position. Be careful not to get him in the head by the foot rest bit (not all instructors will tell you that but I have seen people lose their intercontinental belt over it), then slam them down.

 

Cheers mate, you're a real gent. I will be on the lookout for opportunities to put theory into practise on the way home from work.

[JackanorySFC]

Little tip on that. I'm not sure if you'll get this or not but, after my first grading and 3 hours of it the assessor then said "right, now everyone do 100 press ups and 200 sit ups". As you can imagine much to my dispair i wondered if i'd get more than a few out after 3 hours of it. However they dont expect you to do them all, it's that you dont give up and keep going and trying until they stay stop, ie that if you were fighting for your life you wouldn't just lay on the floor saying i'm too knackered and give in. I'm not sure if it's true but i was told they have failed people in the past because they've quit during that, so be warned! Good luck though, it's real buzz when you pass.

 

Nice one, I'll bare that in mind, hopefully see you before then for the full heads up pal!

[Patrick Bateman]

We do that at the beginning and end of our lessons usually, our motto is "always forwards", easier said than done in the last 2 minutes of a 2hr beasting!

 

Look forward to catching up soon actually pal, my mates are bored to death with me going on about it, f***ing addictive stuff, love it!

 

Likewise, my mates and work colleagues are a bit bored by it, but I've got one other along now. But it is great fun - hours of proper stuff, no messing around with sparring, just getting stuck in, learning techniques and being forced in to stress situations, brilliant. Especially after a really w**k day at work.