Saintru Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 And again he predicts we will lose, annoying so called pundit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 BBC anti Saints bias kicking into overdrive. How dare he predict us to lose? I'm so angry about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 Indeed, what a nerve, we never lose, where does he get off on these kind of suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 He gets more right than wrong...... His record for predictions is phe·nom·e·nal Has got 80% of his predictions right this season (not exact scores but W,L,D prediction) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 Someone needs to write a very strongly worded letter to the BBC about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 How many league points are decided by a pundit's prediction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 He actually predicts us to win more often than we do. If his predictios were correct we would be 14th, I would take that. Even so he is still a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeovil Saint Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 He gets more right than wrong...... His record for predictions is phe·nom·e·nal Has got 80% of his predictions right this season (not exact scores but W,L,D prediction) His average after 24 rounds is only a touch over seven points a week and slightly more than 50% accuracy on his WLD predictions. We're not one of the teams he dislikes though, if he was 100% right Norwich would be bottom with 14 points, Arsenal would be 2nd and QPR 7th! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 (edited) I am so angry about this i want to literally grab him by the moustache and shout at him 'why do you hate us so much?' Until he gives me his honest answer that he is jealous of our success and wishes we had signed him instead of Ken Armstrong in 1983. Edited 1 February, 2013 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 I am so angry about this i want to literally grab him by the moustache and shout at him 'why do you hate us so much?' Until he gives me his honest answer that he is jealous of our success and wishes we had signed him instead of Ken Worthington in 1983. I don't want to **** on your fire, but have you considered what would happen if his moustache wasn't long enough for you to grab hold of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 (edited) I don't want to **** on your fire, but have you considered what would happen if his moustache wasn't long enough for you to grab hold of? Then I'll cut him. I'll slice him open like a cucumber. Then I'll cut the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When I've got all the pieces together I've got to get rid of them, because there's no point leaving them in the deep freeze for my mum to find them is there. The best thing to do is feed them to the pigs, you've got to starve the pig for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a p*sshead. They will go through bone like butter. You need 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that wights 200ibs in 8 minutes. That means a singl pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh a minute. Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig' Edited 1 February, 2013 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 Ive cancelled my BBC subscription because of this Gooser Lawrenson and have joined Sky instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 Ive cancelled my BBC subscription because of this Gooser Lawrenson and have joined Sky instead. I don't want to **** on your fire, but I have sky and it still shows BBC, so you'll need to write a strongly worded letter to sky asking them to stop broadcasting BBC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 He gets more right than wrong...... His record for predictions is phe·nom·e·nal Has got 80% of his predictions right this season (not exact scores but W,L,D prediction) So he gets 1 in 5 wrong? For a "pundit", I don't think that's very good actually, I reckon most of us could equal that if we did the same week in week out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 So he gets 1 in 5 wrong? For a "pundit", I don't think that's very good actually, I reckon most of us could equal that if we did the same week in week out! Let's have Bateman's weekend footy tips and see how accurate you are then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 So we're all agreed then, we're losing tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 So we're all agreed then, we're losing tomorrow? I don't want to **** on your fire, but I don't think we are all agreed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 I don't want to **** on your fire, but I don't think we are all agreed? Read the thread Spud. Lawrenson has decreed that we will lose, therefore it must happen. Any other outcome will destroy the very fabric of the space/time continuum of the Universe, do try to keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToreSF Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 If he had predicted our results right every time, I think we would have been around 10th placed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 1 February, 2013 Share Posted 1 February, 2013 Can you all stop being reasonable and go back to how much we hate Lawro please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Ash Posted 2 February, 2013 Share Posted 2 February, 2013 Alright bricktop. Calm it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 2 February, 2013 Share Posted 2 February, 2013 I don't want to **** on your fire, but I have sky and it still shows BBC, so you'll need to write a strongly worded letter to sky asking them to stop broadcasting BBC I don't want to **** on your fire, but I was having a slash and accidently ****ed on your fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 2 February, 2013 Share Posted 2 February, 2013 The trouble with Lawro is that he's a guess merchant based on table position rather than an in depth knowledge of the squad. Even a broken closk is right twice a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 February, 2013 Share Posted 2 February, 2013 The trouble with Lawro is that he's a guess merchant based on table position rather than an in depth knowledge of the squad. Even a broken closk is right twice a day. I don't want to **** on your fire, but Lawro has an Excel spreadsheet that uses complex algorithms to help him come to decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 2 February, 2013 Share Posted 2 February, 2013 So he gets 1 in 5 wrong? For a "pundit", I don't think that's very good actually, I reckon most of us could equal that if we did the same week in week out! Ok give it a go...... QPR V Norwich Arsenal v Stoke Everton v Aston Villa Newcastle v Chelsea Reading v Sunderland West Ham v Swansea Wigan v Southampton Fulham v Man Utd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 2 February, 2013 Share Posted 2 February, 2013 Ok give it a go...... QPR V Norwich Draw Arsenal v Stoke Home win Everton v Aston Villa Home win Newcastle v Chelsea Away win Reading v Sunderland Draw West Ham v Swansea Draw Wigan v Southampton Draw Fulham v Man Utd Away win That's my shout... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 2 February, 2013 Share Posted 2 February, 2013 Was Lawro in the Liverpool squad the day we knocked 4 past them and Dalglish called the Dell a "cow shed"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 2 February, 2013 Share Posted 2 February, 2013 He gets more right than wrong...... His record for predictions is phe·nom·e·nal Has got 80% of his predictions right this season (not exact scores but W,L,D prediction) Think you made this stat up. He has only averaged 7.29 points a week this season. 1 pt for correct result, 3 pts for correct score, so he is actually getting much less than80% correct. On at least 3 weeks he has only got 3 results right. I think his average is more like 5 correct, with the odd lucky guesses for the exact score taking his average score above 7. 7.29 out of 30 is rubbish, but then the cock doesn't know what he is talking about anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 2 February, 2013 Share Posted 2 February, 2013 (edited) Ok give it a go...... QPR V Norwich D Arsenal v Stoke HW Everton v Aston Villa D Newcastle v Chelsea Hw Reading v Sunderland D West Ham v Swansea HW Wigan v Southampton D Fulham v Man Utd AW Not bad Edited 2 February, 2013 by Glasgow_Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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