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He gets more right than wrong...... His record for predictions is phe·nom·e·nal

 

Has got 80% of his predictions right this season (not exact scores but W,L,D prediction)

 

His average after 24 rounds is only a touch over seven points a week and slightly more than 50% accuracy on his WLD predictions. We're not one of the teams he dislikes though, if he was 100% right Norwich would be bottom with 14 points, Arsenal would be 2nd and QPR 7th!

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I am so angry about this i want to literally grab him by the moustache and shout at him 'why do you hate us so much?' Until he gives me his honest answer that he is jealous of our success and wishes we had signed him instead of Ken Armstrong in 1983.

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I am so angry about this i want to literally grab him by the moustache and shout at him 'why do you hate us so much?' Until he gives me his honest answer that he is jealous of our success and wishes we had signed him instead of Ken Worthington in 1983.

 

I don't want to **** on your fire, but have you considered what would happen if his moustache wasn't long enough for you to grab hold of?

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I don't want to **** on your fire, but have you considered what would happen if his moustache wasn't long enough for you to grab hold of?

 

Then I'll cut him. I'll slice him open like a cucumber. Then I'll cut the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When I've got all the pieces together I've got to get rid of them, because there's no point leaving them in the deep freeze for my mum to find them is there. The best thing to do is feed them to the pigs, you've got to starve the pig for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a p*sshead. They will go through bone like butter. You need 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that wights 200ibs in 8 minutes. That means a singl pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh a minute. Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig'

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Ive cancelled my BBC subscription because of this Gooser Lawrenson and have joined Sky instead.

 

I don't want to **** on your fire, but I have sky and it still shows BBC, so you'll need to write a strongly worded letter to sky asking them to stop broadcasting BBC

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He gets more right than wrong...... His record for predictions is phe·nom·e·nal

 

Has got 80% of his predictions right this season (not exact scores but W,L,D prediction)

 

So he gets 1 in 5 wrong? For a "pundit", I don't think that's very good actually, I reckon most of us could equal that if we did the same week in week out!

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I don't want to **** on your fire, but I don't think we are all agreed?

 

Read the thread Spud. Lawrenson has decreed that we will lose, therefore it must happen. Any other outcome will destroy the very fabric of the space/time continuum of the Universe, do try to keep up.

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The trouble with Lawro is that he's a guess merchant based on table position rather than an in depth knowledge of the squad.

 

Even a broken closk is right twice a day.

 

I don't want to **** on your fire, but Lawro has an Excel spreadsheet that uses complex algorithms to help him come to decisions.

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So he gets 1 in 5 wrong? For a "pundit", I don't think that's very good actually, I reckon most of us could equal that if we did the same week in week out!

 

Ok give it a go......

 

QPR V Norwich

Arsenal v Stoke

Everton v Aston Villa

Newcastle v Chelsea

Reading v Sunderland

West Ham v Swansea

Wigan v Southampton

Fulham v Man Utd

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He gets more right than wrong...... His record for predictions is phe·nom·e·nal

 

Has got 80% of his predictions right this season (not exact scores but W,L,D prediction)

Think you made this stat up. He has only averaged 7.29 points a week this season. 1 pt for correct result, 3 pts for correct score, so he is actually getting much less than80% correct. On at least 3 weeks he has only got 3 results right. I think his average is more like 5 correct, with the odd lucky guesses for the exact score taking his average score above 7. 7.29 out of 30 is rubbish, but then the cock doesn't know what he is talking about anyway.

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