Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 To help fellow SWF posters to understand and make a truely informed choice as to whether they should consider applying for Cult of Cortese membership, please find below a few helpful terms that may aid in the consideration. CoC - Cult of Cortese - MEMBERship restricted to those fine UPSTANDING individuals that admire our asteemed leader for what he has delivered so far. FANY - Fans Against Nurturing Youth - a term reserved for those posters that persist in comparing the current plan with the failed Dutch experiement - Sadly in this case CoC and FANY dont get on - always dissapointing. CoC Suckers - A friendly term for those posters that are simply 'suckers' when it comes to believing all the made up stories about how nasty Cortese is in everything he does. The CoC suckers think like to make fun of CoC Members, which is not very nice, which is ironic as they also constantly use that expression 'hes not very nice' as their mantra CoC Teasers - Those posters who would like to be members of the CoC but are too scared to join - they are worried they will be picked on by the Coc Suckers and are also scared of FANY The Cult of Cortese is an embracing ORGANization. Our mission is to PENETRATE Deeply into the fan base. We appeal to FANY and CoC Teasers to open wide and let us show you the true pleasure that only a MEMBER can provide. (I reckon 45 seconds til moved to Muppet show, maybe a minute and half 'til and infarction - I'll let you know.)
hypochondriac Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Hilarious stuff. Laugh a minute that Frank.
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Hilarious stuff. If only this were true, I could pretend I was good at Comedy like certain other posters it would be wrong of me to mention.
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Laugh a minute that Frank. Bet you slides are splitting - but you you must not laught as it would be so immature and Turks did not write it....
Weston Saint Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Glad to see your sense of humour is intact Frank!
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Glad to see your sense of humour is intact Frank! If only I had one dear boy, If only - Sadly, its obviously not sophisticated enough for the intellectual giants that seem to follow my posts like some star feckers on twitter...
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Its Serious - no seriously it is. CoC is a serious business
Matthew Le God Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Can I be the treasurer or vice chairman?
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Can I be the treasurer or vice chairman? Depends on whether you are a large enough CoC Member for such a role. MLG are you? I know there are some that may think so, but they are not those whose opinions I value - this is serious business MLG, Serious business Viva la Culto de Cortese!!!!
Katalinic Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Can I be the treasurer or vice chairman? So you'd take money for CoC?
Matthew Le God Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 So you'd take money for CoC? It'll be for the Christmas party and an annual excursion to his birthplace on his birthday.
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 So you'd take money for CoC? Thats the spirit! Serious business is CoC, Serious business Viva La Culto Cortese!!!
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 We do have a vacancy for CoC Secretary. The Secretary must love Coc and be able to do short hand. Jobs include taking minutes.
Bearsy Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Can I be the treasurer or vice chairman? Certainly, you are the biggest cock on this board. Edit: Is that ok Frank? I don't think I'm doing it quite right!
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Certainly, you are the biggest cock on this board. Edit: Is that ok Frank? I don't think I'm doing it quite right! EPIC FAIL Bearsy you old bear you... the innuendo must be right subtle like mine see.
Bearsy Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Soz frank. I have ambiguous feelings bout cocks. I love em, but also I just want to beat them so bad! Do we actually get fanny on here? I never seen none.
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Love it....but its off to TMS Fair dos - but I assume then that any post or thread mentioning CoC will suffer the same fate? afterall like refs mods need to be consistent no?
Bearsy Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Love it....but its off to TMS Justmikes is such a cock he even made it his avatar.
JustMike Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Fair dos - but I assume then that any post or thread mentioning CoC will suffer the same fate? afterall like refs mods need to be consistent no? If used in the same context as some of your headings then yes
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Soz frank. I have ambiguous feelings bout cocks. I love em, but also I just want to beat them so bad! Do we actually get fanny on here? I never seen none. Bearsy, give me a moment, am having trouble right now as giggling a little
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Justmikes is such a cock he even made it his avatar. stop it... I now have that pain when you cant breath properly - its eithere from ****ing myself laughing or I'm having a myocardial infarction
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 If used in the same context as some of your headings then yes I dont know what you mean - its clear as day that the Cult of Cortese is a fine upstanding organization. Trust me , you dont want to arouse us, will mean a Coc fight.
Turkish Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Can I be the treasurer or vice chairman? You said you'd say that.
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 Bearsy - you being the god of TMS, does having a Fred moved from the Main board to this sanctuary for all things serious and intellectual, now qualify me for any special privilages... or is a bunch of Coc the bst taht can be hoped for?
Bearsy Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Hi Frank! We're generally opposed to the practice of flushing threads into the muppet shows like unwanted turds, but any opportunity to openly call people cocks and fannys is welcome! I give you one reputation point for this thread! Supdgun: Please keep track of reputations points!
Matthew Le God Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 You said you'd say that. In a parallel universe?
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 BUt this is a serious Thread - Coc and FANY getting entangled in passionate intercourse is no laughing matter. Nominations are now open for honorary president of CoC. Please provide a description of why you like CoC.
Turkish Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 In a parallel universe? You said you'd say that too.
scotty Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 (I reckon 45 seconds til moved to Muppet show, maybe a minute and half 'til and infarction - I'll let you know.) So, have you had the heart attack yet?
sotonjoe Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 This is really cutting edge satire. Bafta for Frank the ****
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 So, have you had the heart attack yet? See post 25
dubai_phil Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 (edited) After my meeting with him yesterday (as per the new rules on meetings published in the interview thread) I believe we need to add a Cannot Understand Nigel's Termination Society. This Society is a must for those who still don't get it. Primary qualification to become a member is to hold a formal Media Accreditation. As such they will be hard to spot, however they will appear when Results go against us, in small clusters across the Printed Media. These small clusters will henceforth be called bunches. Edited 28 January, 2013 by dubai_phil
Johnny Shearer Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 This thread is golden. All Frank has done is make up some categories that people can align themselves too. However it seems like it's upset some more than others. All this on just a simple forum. Myself, I am Southampton.
Turkish Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 This thread is golden. All Frank has done is make up some categories that people can align themselves too. However it seems like it's upset some more than others. All this on just a simple forum. Myself, I am Southampton. Upset? WHo is upset? I like, its topical, funny and interesting. I particularly like the subtle sexual references Frank uses in the acronyms, that takes an extrodinary talent. I'm sure i'm not alone in almost literally LMFAO when i this.
saintbletch Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 This thread is golden. All Frank has done is make up some categories that people can align themselves too. However it seems like it's upset some more than others. All this on just a simple forum. Myself, I am Southampton. I'm with you Johnny Shearer. Come and join the movement that I'm trying to establish to create intercourse between the CoCs and the FANYs. The Organisation for the Reconciliation of Grievances Against Saints' Management. Beware of imitations!
Big Bad Bob Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 I'm with you Johnny Shearer. Come and join the movement that I'm trying to establish to create intercourse between the CoCs and the FANYs. The Organisation for the Reconciliation of Grievances Against Saints' Management. Beware of imitations! I heard they were merging with the Federation Against Knowledge Experts and were hoping to get onside with the CoC Teasers!
Frank's cousin Posted 28 January, 2013 Author Posted 28 January, 2013 Upset? WHo is upset? I like, its topical, funny and interesting. I particularly like the subtle sexual references Frank uses in the acronyms, that takes an extrodinary talent. I'm sure i'm not alone in almost literally LMFAO when i this. I am glad you picked up on this - for a moment there I was wondering whether I had been too subtle and it had gone over most posters heads. Interestingly, I was really monumentally surprized at the first few responses - we had Kracken, Hypo and CB Fry instantly adding their critique - which as surprizes go was a HUGE one. Not for them this immature innuendo pretending to be an astute satirical observation... which begs the question why they bothered to post - either they love CoC and want to be part of every thread, or they are CoC suckers... or they have a man crush on me and like to stalk. Was equally surprized at your restrained responses so far Turks, and thanks for the compliment on the 'extroadinary talent' - but it really doesn't you know...
Frank's cousin Posted 28 January, 2013 Author Posted 28 January, 2013 I heard they were merging with the Federation Against Knowledge Experts and were hoping to get onside with the CoC Teasers! Where did you hear this? What evidence do you have and was it from a contact you cant reveal? I think we need to know - serious business is this, serious business Viva La Culto Cortese!!!
Big Bad Bob Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Where did you hear this? What evidence do you have and was it from a contact you cant reveal? I think we need to know - serious business is this, serious business Viva La Culto Cortese!!! Isn't it obvious? The FAKE ORGASMS felt that their views were more aligned with the Coc Teasers due to the unfulfilled potential of early explorations.
Turkish Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 If only this were true' date=' I could pretend I was good at Comedy like certain other posters it would be wrong of me to mention.[/quote'] Were you drinking again last night? Sunday night does seem to be "the" night......
Frank's cousin Posted 28 January, 2013 Author Posted 28 January, 2013 Were you drinking again last night? Sunday night does seem to be "the" night...... You can do better than that Turkish surely? A sad comment from someone desperate to remain centre stage - sorry Turks, you are boring now.
Frank's cousin Posted 28 January, 2013 Author Posted 28 January, 2013 I'm with you Johnny Shearer. Come and join the movement that I'm trying to establish to create intercourse between the CoCs and the FANYs. The Organisation for the Reconciliation of Grievances Against Saints' Management. Beware of imitations! I have begun proceedings against Trey Parker and Matt Stone - I am confident of victory
Spudders Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Hi Frank! We're generally opposed to the practice of flushing threads into the muppet shows like unwanted turds, but any opportunity to openly call people cocks and fannys is welcome! I give you one reputation point for this thread! Supdgun: Please keep track of reputations points! Noted
hutch Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Are we likely to need a Committee of Ombudsmen for the Negotiation of Disputes in Our Membership?
saintbletch Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Are we likely to need a Committee of Ombudsmen for the Negotiation of Disputes in Our Membership? Yes. Yes hutch, we do.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Who would have thought bletchy would have thought contributed on this word game thread.
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