Thedelldays Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 what are your thoughts....from a blokes POV, has to be tiles...my aim is lazy at the best of times..... what are the advantages of carpet in the bathroom...?
Spudders Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 what are the advantages of carpet in the bathroom...? Seem warmer under foot in cold weather I guess, but I'm with you and would go for tiles anyway.
St Chalet Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Tiles, why not put in under floor heating before you do it? Considered lino?
Thedelldays Posted 27 January, 2013 Author Posted 27 January, 2013 I dread to think of the fall out had LINO been used in toilet-gate
JustMike Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 we have that non slip stuff, not as bad as lino but easier to clean than carpets
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Underfloor heating is ok whilst it works, knightmare when it faults. The piping is better (but more expensive) than the wire. You could start another thread, would you pay full price on a property if part of its top features were not working ?
norwaysaint Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Tiles with under floor heating. That's what we've got in both our bathrooms and it's lovely.Carpet seems a poor choice for a bathroom, but cold tiles wouldn't be at all nice.
the stain Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 We have carpet because it keeps your feet warm and I have the ability not to p*ss all over the floor. If you cannot control your urine direction then there is something wrong with either your coordination or your penis.
bridge too far Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Never, ever carpet in the bathroom - not when there are men in the house! We've got click type 'tiling' in our bathroom. It lays like laminate flooring and it's warm enough to walk on barefoot. I'd recommend it any time.
JustMike Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 We have carpet because it keeps your feet warm and I have the ability not to p*ss all over the floor. If you cannot control your urine direction then there is something wrong with either your coordination or your penis. given your user name I dispute that
RonManager Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 My aim's so bad I've carpeted the toilet bowl.
Jonnyboy Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 Anyways, why the hell is this in Muppet show?
Frank's cousin Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 given your user name I dispute that Even though I now hate you for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself. Even though I love you now for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself. (sitting on the fence to keep my options open)
sotonjoe Posted 27 January, 2013 Posted 27 January, 2013 It's the council's choice Jamie. They don't give a **** what you as their poxy tenant thinks. Us homeowners can do wtf we want.
JustMike Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Even though I now hate you for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself. Even though I love you now for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself. (sitting on the fence to keep my options open) hahaah you're welcome
shurlock Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Anyone who uses a wood toilet seat is a filthy animal too.
Saint Luke Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Tiles with underfloor heating - the electric type not the hot water pipes.
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 In my nan's house she has this p!ss mat thing which is like a bit of carpet what goes just round the toilet bowl. I think the idea is to collect up stray pee in the carpet fibres - I never seen one anywhere else tho! I think she just puts it down for when i come round
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 In my nan's house she has this p!ss mat thing which is like a bit of carpet what goes just round the toilet bowl. I think the idea is to collect up stray pee in the carpet fibres - I never seen one anywhere else tho! I think she just puts it down for when i come round Does your nan p!ss standing up (I know mine does)? If not, then it is probably just for you.
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Dunno most often she closes the door and it's hard to tell just from listening cos old folks trickle.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 If she close the door she probably sits down dude. That goes hand in hand like Kavos and chlamydia.
dubai_phil Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 If you don't have tiles you can't have a night out on them
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Oh hold on you know "tiles or carpet in the bathroom"... is this euphemisms? Edit: Apparently yes! Never, ever carpet in the bathroom - not when there are men in the house! Carpet is just unhygienic.
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Although fully tiled is certainly more fashionable i wouldn't like to call it my preference cos i don't want to be like those dudes who prefer "new build" bathrooms! But also a full deep pile carpet is pretty bad. What I'm saying, is how bout some middle ground yeah?
Big Bad Bob Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Had carpet at one of my houses once, ripped it out because it kept getting wet from the shower and ending up smelling. My new gaff has laminate flooring in the bathrooms (laid by previous owner) and I've replaced the carpet in the downstairs with laminate. Mind you, having an partially sighted, incontinent father-in-law living with us has meant that the laminate in the main bathroom is ruined. Person who laid it didn't put any water-proofing in the joins and his mis-directed wee has got in swollen the wood and it stinks. Going to replace them with proper floor tiles once he's gone to meet his maker!!
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 had carpet at one of my houses once, ripped it out because it kept getting wet from the shower and ending up smelling. wtf!!!!
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 having an partially sighted, incontinent father-in-law living with us has meant that the laminate in the main bathroom is ruined. wtf!!!!
Big Bad Bob Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Anyone who uses a wood toilet seat is a filthy animal too. I have a tasteful plastic one in the downstairs loo, from B&Q
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 mis-directed wee has got in swollen the wood and it stinks. wtf!!!
Big Bad Bob Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 wtf!!!! No, no, not that sort of shower.....
Big Bad Bob Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 wtf!!! You, my friend (can I call you my friend, I mean we converse and everything so I'd like it to become a bit more formal), have a very warped imagination....
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Hi bob! I don't think we're same page. There has been a lot of confusion on this thread so as forum moderator I'm providing glossary of terms: Bathroom = Vagina Tiled = Shaven Carpet = Bush Laminate = wtf?
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 (can I call you my friend, I mean we converse and everything so I'd like it to become a bit more formal), Sure! Tokyos is my bottom b!tch tho, long as you don't mind respecting the hierachy yeah? If you need anything, new purse, earings, whatever, you have to go through tokyos.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 I can confirm that bear is playing innocent and has in fact swollen wood though pee before himself. Actually his gran had to install a special p!ss catcher to prevent him from also doing it in her house.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Sure! Tokyos is my bottom b!tch tho, long as you don't mind respecting the hierachy yeah? If you need anything, new purse, earings, whatever, you have to go through tokyos. I'll do tilled bathrooms or carpeted ones at a push while in Japan but I am not touching laminates.
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Oh is laminate post op transexual unable to grow bush cos of scarring and plastic reconstruction? That makes sense.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 I leave those to Phil (the ladyboy boning one not the golfing one).
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Oh is laminate post op transexual unable to grow bush cos of scarring and plastic reconstruction? That makes sense. Ha! Like you don't know. If they ain't on smack and smelling like rihanna, you ain't boning them. Is that the rules?
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 You know it! The Rihanna thing was wrong tho, I think it was my fault I was probably hangover. It was actually Lady Gaga perfume that she claimed to be wearing that turned out to be the rancid stench of spermicidal fanny gel. Details is important!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Doesn't lady Ga Ga have a d!ck or something? I think they may have been giving you clues that it wasn't an ordinary knocking shopping bear. Does your boss take many trips to south east Asia?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Yeah turns out I'm right, b!tch has a d!ck.
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Erm her name is LADY gaga tokyos. She would hardly call herself LADY gaga if she was dude, she would call herself MR gaga. Also can you please make sure you don't go into this thread and have any lols cos Jeff Le Taxi is already pretty mad bout people like JB lolling on him. Thx. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?42792-Nexus-4-16-gb-sealed-and-unopened-%A3350
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Yeah saw that thread, was going to ask what he was prepared to throw in to sweeten the deal but though he would be so stressed he might crash his taxi. I think it is a kind of ironic lady thing bear, like Mrs. Merton, Mrs Brown's boys or Mr. T.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Check out her knob here bear, it's 3 times bigger than yours!
Big Bad Bob Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Hi bob! I don't think we're same page. There has been a lot of confusion on this thread so as forum moderator I'm providing glossary of terms: Bathroom = Vagina Tiled = Shaven Carpet = Bush Laminate = wtf? Oh my gosh, I am soooo embarassed, I have never been anywhere near my father-in-law's laminate bathroom, ever
Bearsy Posted 28 January, 2013 Posted 28 January, 2013 Oh my gosh, I am soooo embarassed, I have never been anywhere near my father-in-law's laminate bathroom, ever Of course not! I think you said ur waiting till he's dead, if i'm reading ur posts correctly.
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