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We have carpet because it keeps your feet warm and I have the ability not to p*ss all over the floor. If you cannot control your urine direction then there is something wrong with either your coordination or your penis.

 

given your user name I dispute that ;)

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given your user name I dispute that ;)

 

Even though I now hate you for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself.

 

Even though I love you now for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself.

 

(sitting on the fence to keep my options open)

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Even though I now hate you for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself.

 

Even though I love you now for moving my Fred to the test match special (WTF?) I found this so amusing, I nearly p!ssed myself.

 

(sitting on the fence to keep my options open)

 

hahaah you're welcome

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In my nan's house she has this p!ss mat thing which is like a bit of carpet what goes just round the toilet bowl. I think the idea is to collect up stray pee in the carpet fibres - I never seen one anywhere else tho! I think she just puts it down for when i come round :(

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In my nan's house she has this p!ss mat thing which is like a bit of carpet what goes just round the toilet bowl. I think the idea is to collect up stray pee in the carpet fibres - I never seen one anywhere else tho! I think she just puts it down for when i come round :(

 

Does your nan p!ss standing up (I know mine does)? If not, then it is probably just for you.

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Although fully tiled is certainly more fashionable i wouldn't like to call it my preference cos i don't want to be like those dudes who prefer "new build" bathrooms! But also a full deep pile carpet is pretty bad. What I'm saying, is how bout some middle ground yeah?

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Had carpet at one of my houses once, ripped it out because it kept getting wet from the shower and ending up smelling.

 

My new gaff has laminate flooring in the bathrooms (laid by previous owner) and I've replaced the carpet in the downstairs with laminate.

 

Mind you, having an partially sighted, incontinent father-in-law living with us has meant that the laminate in the main bathroom is ruined. Person who laid it didn't put any water-proofing in the joins and his mis-directed wee has got in swollen the wood and it stinks.

 

Going to replace them with proper floor tiles once he's gone to meet his maker!!

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(can I call you my friend, I mean we converse and everything so I'd like it to become a bit more formal),

 

Sure! Tokyos is my bottom b!tch tho, long as you don't mind respecting the hierachy yeah? If you need anything, new purse, earings, whatever, you have to go through tokyos.

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You know it! The Rihanna thing was wrong tho, I think it was my fault I was probably hangover. It was actually Lady Gaga perfume that she claimed to be wearing that turned out to be the rancid stench of spermicidal fanny gel.

 

Details is important!

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Erm her name is LADY gaga tokyos. She would hardly call herself LADY gaga if she was dude, she would call herself MR gaga.

 

Also can you please make sure you don't go into this thread and have any lols cos Jeff Le Taxi is already pretty mad bout people like JB lolling on him. Thx. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?42792-Nexus-4-16-gb-sealed-and-unopened-%A3350

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Hi bob! I don't think we're same page. There has been a lot of confusion on this thread so as forum moderator I'm providing glossary of terms:

 

Bathroom = Vagina

Tiled = Shaven

Carpet = Bush

Laminate = wtf?

 

Oh my gosh, I am soooo embarassed, I have never been anywhere near my father-in-law's laminate bathroom, ever

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