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This is a thread for members of this forum to open up to their fellow posters about their feelings for them. Positive, negative or neutral, we shall work through these issues together. I shall oversee the process. Don't worry, i've got an A-level in Psychology.

 

Who wants to go first?

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Members of the forum telling other members what they really think of them, wow I can't see anything going wrong here! Isn't this how every decent thread in the main area turns out anyway?

 

I have a few problems with how you communicated that to me Spudgun. Firstly you seem very world weary - why? Secondly you seem to have little faith in your fellow man. Have you spent much time outside recently Spudgun? You should maybe take a few days off and go and do something you really want to do.

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I have a few problems with how you communicated that to me Spudgun. Firstly you seem very world weary - why? Secondly you seem to have little faith in your fellow man. Have you spent much time outside recently Spudgun? You should maybe take a few days off and go and do something you really want to do.

 

Hmm. And how does that make you feel SuperMikey?

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I see Toke. And how does that make you feel?

 

Like I want to cry.... Sniff sniff... You see bletch.... My mother ever loved me.... Sniff sniff (that's crying by the way. I don't have a coke habit). That's why I seek comfort from Ms bear. My dad...!! Well that ****** was always playing word games and making sure his 'other kids' went to good universities!

 

Thoughts please mikster.

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Ok, I admit it! I'm a fraud... I don't even have any A-levels. Are you happy now? You've made a young man cry.

 

Stick in with the pyco babble at school mikey. Play your cards right and one day you could be dealing with Xfactor contestants panic attacks or doing the after care on Jeremy Kyle.

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Like I want to cry.... Sniff sniff... You see bletch.... My mother ever loved me.... Sniff sniff (that's crying by the way. I don't have a coke habit). That's why I seek comfort from Ms bear. My dad...!! Well that ****** was always playing word games and making sure his 'other kids' went to good universities!

 

Thoughts please mikster.

 

Your father sounds like a great bloke son, erm...I mean Toke.

 

It'll take a few more sessions to get to the root cause of your problems, but I'd have thought that if you had played more scrabble as a younger man instead of spending hours in your room metronomically playing the glans/hand/glans/hand game, then your father would have loved you more.

 

I mean what sort of father could feel deep paternal love for a child who couldn't get higher than 12 points using a triple-letter score tile?

 

Your father doesn't love you (eh hmm, I imagine). So how does that make you feel?

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Stick in with the pyco babble at school mikey. Play your cards right and one day you could be dealing with Xfactor contestants panic attacks or doing the after care on Jeremy Kyle.

 

Sniff sniff...do you really sniff think so? I've always sniff wanted to do that! Sniff sniff.

 

I should kick the coke first though.

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Your father sounds like a great bloke son, erm...I mean Toke.

 

It'll take a few more sessions to get to the root cause of your problems, but I'd have thought that if you had played more scrabble as a younger man instead of spending hours in your room metronomically playing the glans/hand/glans/hand game, then your father would have loved you more.

 

I mean what sort of father could feel deep paternal love for a child who couldn't get higher than 12 points using a triple-letter score tile?

 

Your father doesn't love you (eh hmm, I imagine). So how does that make you feel?

 

Yeah not bad to be fair.

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