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[pangy]

[Patrick Bateman]

 

"I want to punch you in the head to make it round, it'll help you head better"

[Spudders]

MP - Apologies for getting excited, I’ve shielded it with some paper now, sorry again.

[supergoose]

See, even kneeling I'm still taller than Mr Cortese.

[Tom8558]

MP - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

Jos: and you're sure praying to the east will stop me scoring own goals...?

[Noodles34]

MP - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

Brilliant

[.comsaint]

 

MP : "You're a complete penis Jos. Look! The squad has wasted a whole morning's training looking for your lost contact lens..."

[Big Bad Bob]

 

Chappers and SDR *ARE* going to Leeds and that's the end of it...

[Turkish]

While you're down there.......

[SOTONS EAST SIDE]

The DON says you all must get on your knees, and pray to him the Messiah!!!!!!

[SOTONS EAST SIDE]

MP: And you say my English is crap!!!

[dubai_phil]

No Chappers even AFTER the BJ I am NOT lending you my Iphone to check in online for your flight to LBA

[Webby]

MP: you don't know this yet jos, but I've covered all the mats in superglue. Mwuhahahahahhhaa

[RobM]

 

"Go on, say it one more time, tell me you miss Nigel..."

 

Or,

 

"The beatings will continue until morale improves"

[VectisSaint]

MP - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

... and still they say I am no good at ze Inglese... I fooled those Sky peeps and Mr McMenemeney good and proper. I learn English from a book here in Barcelona.

[Mattio]

Praise the lawd Jos can walk again!

[liebherr driver]

 

Don't worry, I'll give you a good reference.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

 

You're sh*t.

[Horley CTFC Saint]

 

arrodillarse ante su maestro

[Crazy Diamond]

"I need you to be... How you say... A little less... Sheet?"

[The Corellian]

I know we've got Sir Rickie but I cannot make you Sir Jos!

[Giamlarrahan]

"I'd do anything to get a game of football... What do you mean 'swallow?'"

[mesaint]

MP: No Jos, not even a BJ will get you a promise of a first team start.

[Torrent Of Abuse]

"Iss only hwhen you seea the world likea Paul Scholes that you starta play likea Paul Scholes"

[Colinjb]

 

When you need to eeeeerr tackle.... you follow through..... not like Puncheon..... He follow through diff-a-rent.

[chocco boxo]

Blue sky thinking from now on Jos.

[Red]

I don't care how good your bowel control is - everyone is going to learn how to wash their kegs in public if anyone pulls the Punch stunt again!!

[Viking Warrior]

Have you tried head and shoulders jos as your dandruff is still horrendous

[Pilchards]

Have you tried head and shoulders jos as your dandruff is still horrendous

 

Ha ha

 

 

MP 'From here you fall on the ball so Rooney will get sent off for kicking you like that Welsh ****.'

[Cheam Saint]

No, MP doesn't stand for morning prayers

[sadoldgit]

No, you can't see my project.

[Bananaman]

 

"Jos, I need you to go tell Steve how to do a proper press up before I punch him"

[georgeweahscousin]

 

Now is the story all about how,

my life got flipped, turned upside down,

and I'd like to take a minute just kneel right there,

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called St. Mair,

 

In west Argentina born and raised

In Barcelona where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all playing some football at Espanyol

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good

Started making trouble in their neighbourhood

I got in one little chat and the fans got scared

I said "I'm moving with Jesus Toni Jiminez in St. Mair"

 

I whistled for a plane and when it came near the

License plate said "Don" and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this plane was rare

But I thought nah, forget it, yo home to St. Mair!

 

I pulled up to the ground about seven or eight

And I yelled to the Nigel Adkins "Yo, homes smell you later!"

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the prince of St. Mair.

 

I'll get my coat....

[Saint 76er]

 

 

Jos was keen to join the others in a game of twister, but needed to brush up on the rules first ...