pangy Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 "I want to punch you in the head to make it round, it'll help you head better" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 MP - Apologies for getting excited, I’ve shielded it with some paper now, sorry again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supergoose Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 See, even kneeling I'm still taller than Mr Cortese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom8558 Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 MP - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 Jos: and you're sure praying to the east will stop me scoring own goals...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 MP - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.comsaint Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 MP : "You're a complete penis Jos. Look! The squad has wasted a whole morning's training looking for your lost contact lens..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 Chappers and SDR *ARE* going to Leeds and that's the end of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 While you're down there....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 The DON says you all must get on your knees, and pray to him the Messiah!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 MP: And you say my English is crap!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 No Chappers even AFTER the BJ I am NOT lending you my Iphone to check in online for your flight to LBA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webby Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 MP: you don't know this yet jos, but I've covered all the mats in superglue. Mwuhahahahahhhaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobM Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 "Go on, say it one more time, tell me you miss Nigel..." Or, "The beatings will continue until morale improves" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 MP - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee. ... and still they say I am no good at ze Inglese... I fooled those Sky peeps and Mr McMenemeney good and proper. I learn English from a book here in Barcelona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattio Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 Praise the lawd Jos can walk again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liebherr driver Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 Don't worry, I'll give you a good reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 You're sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 arrodillarse ante su maestro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 "I need you to be... How you say... A little less... Sheet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corellian Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 I know we've got Sir Rickie but I cannot make you Sir Jos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giamlarrahan Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 "I'd do anything to get a game of football... What do you mean 'swallow?'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mesaint Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 MP: No Jos, not even a BJ will get you a promise of a first team start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 "Iss only hwhen you seea the world likea Paul Scholes that you starta play likea Paul Scholes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 When you need to eeeeerr tackle.... you follow through..... not like Puncheon..... He follow through diff-a-rent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 Blue sky thinking from now on Jos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 I don't care how good your bowel control is - everyone is going to learn how to wash their kegs in public if anyone pulls the Punch stunt again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 Have you tried head and shoulders jos as your dandruff is still horrendous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 Have you tried head and shoulders jos as your dandruff is still horrendous Ha ha MP 'From here you fall on the ball so Rooney will get sent off for kicking you like that Welsh ****.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheam Saint Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 No, MP doesn't stand for morning prayers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 No, you can't see my project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 "Jos, I need you to go tell Steve how to do a proper press up before I punch him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeweahscousin Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 Now is the story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute just kneel right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called St. Mair, In west Argentina born and raised In Barcelona where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all playing some football at Espanyol When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in their neighbourhood I got in one little chat and the fans got scared I said "I'm moving with Jesus Toni Jiminez in St. Mair" I whistled for a plane and when it came near the License plate said "Don" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this plane was rare But I thought nah, forget it, yo home to St. Mair! I pulled up to the ground about seven or eight And I yelled to the Nigel Adkins "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of St. Mair. I'll get my coat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint 76er Posted 26 January, 2013 Share Posted 26 January, 2013 Jos was keen to join the others in a game of twister, but needed to brush up on the rules first ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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