Barry Sanchez Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 1) Go home, kiss the wife and pat the dog and then proceed to get bladdered? 2) Go home pat the wife and kiss the dog and then proceed to the local to get hammered? 3) Go home kiss the wife, pat the dog then pat the wife and then kiss the dog then proceed to the local to get sloshed and then finish of getting steamed up at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 Tell the truth Barry ur gonna have a vvank and watch Wild Britain with Ray Mears on ur own. Same as every evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 Tell the truth Barry ur gonna have a vvank and watch Wild Britain with Ray Mears on ur own. Same as every evening. This sort of reply would usually garner an instant reply from our Barry. One can only assume he is at the shops buying "hand cream", a king size jizz tray and Ray Mears Blu Rays. It's Friday. I don't blame him for pushing the boat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 25 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 25 January, 2013 Tell the truth Barry ur gonna have a vvank and watch Wild Britain with Ray Mears on ur own. Same as every evening. True dat, man, you got me. Flaresy you should be on Cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 True dat, man, you got me. Flaresy you should be on Crack. I thought he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 At first I thought "pat the dog" was a euphemism and Baz was talking about fingering his Mrs, but then I decided he may have actually been talking about patting a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 And I thought by 'dog' he was referring to his missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 25 January, 2013 Share Posted 25 January, 2013 And I thought by 'dog' he was referring to his missus. Tsk. Still, I'll let you off. Grandads are allowed to say anything. It's the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 25 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 25 January, 2013 Well his planning mate talks crap so he might as well, at home getting bladdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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