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Posted

He's French, so keep it simple to the tune of La Marseillaise (French National Anthem) like Man Utd did with Ooh Ahh Cantona:-

 

Mor...gan, Mor...gan

Mor-gan Schnei-der-lin

Mor-gaaaan Schnei-derliiiiiin

 

 

So simple, yet so perfect. It can be sung loudly and not too many words to confuse The Northam with.

Posted
Surely the Luke Shaw one should be to the clash, hey jude variations are sang at every football ground!

 

He fought the Shaw and the Shaw won!

 

The song for Luke Shaw is to the tune of Take That's Sure

 

 

Shaw, Luke Shaw,

It's heaven knocking at my door

Shaw Luke Shaw

Need you so much

More and more each time we touch

Shaw Luke Shaw, Its real love i've found.

Posted
Dancing Queen by Abba

 

You are Schniderlin, young and fit only 23

Schinderlin, feel the beat from the tamborine

You can pass, you can run, having the time of your life

see they boy, watch that team, Schinderlin

:facepalm:

Posted
Morgan Schniederlin (d I s c o song), Morgan Schniederlin,

He's a red, he's fantastic

He wears white, at away grounds,

He says Ooooooooh la la,

I can see one fatal flaw with these lyrics...

Posted
He's French, so keep it simple to the tune of La Marseillaise (French National Anthem) like Man Utd did with Ooh Ahh Cantona:-

 

Mor...gan, Mor...gan

Mor-gan Schnei-der-lin

Mor-gaaaan Schnei-derliiiiiin

 

 

So simple, yet so perfect. It can be sung loudly and not too many words to confuse The Northam with.

 

Actually really like this.

Posted

This is the most homoerotic thread I have ever read on SWF.

 

Here's my contribution, to the theme of the 'A'-team.

 

Mor-organ, Schneiderlin,

Mor-or-organ, Schnei-ei-ei-derlin,

Mor-organ, Schnei-ei-ei-derlin,

Mor-or-organ,

Der-ner, der-ner-ner,

Der der

Schneider-lin.

Posted
This is the most homoerotic thread I have ever read on SWF.

 

Here's my contribution, to the theme of the 'A'-team.

 

Mor-organ, Schneiderlin,

Mor-or-organ, Schnei-ei-ei-derlin,

Mor-organ, Schnei-ei-ei-derlin,

Mor-or-organ,

Der-ner, der-ner-ner,

Der der

Schneider-lin.

 

Your verse is very definitely not homoerotic so you are completely correct in labelling the rest of the thread as being homoerotic

Posted (edited)

Tempole Tudor - Swords of a Thousand Men (who saw them in Woolston, 86ish do this live, quality stuff)

 

When Morgan makes a tackle at the end of the play,

some will chicken out, some will run away,

Hear our triumph, hear our roar,

He'll probably take you out or much more, more, more,

Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yea,

Morgans gonna get ya with the strength of a thousand men,

ba dah da......ba dah da.....

Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yea,

Morgans gonna get ya with the strength of a thousand men.......

(clap clap clap, on your own, on you own........ knock knock........who's there's?..... owen, owen who?..................and fade.....)

Edited by vince
Posted
If Brighton supporters sang that, there would be no surprise. Still, its a free country so feel free to leave your closet.

 

THat post appears to be homophobic, are you homophobic?

Posted

to the tune of YMCA

 

Morgan, theres no need to feel down

i said Morgan, when you you play in our ground

Morgan, you live in a great town

There's no need to be unhappy

Its fun to be Morgan Schniderlin

It's fun to be Morgan Schniderlin

 

he has everything a fan can enjoy

when he plays with all our boys

 

Its fun to be Morgan Schniderlin

It's fun to be Morgan Schniderlin

He is great and he's french

and he's never on the bench

 

Morgan, are you listening to me? I said Morgan what do you want to be?

I said MOrgan, we can make all you dreams come true

 

Its fun to be Morgan Schniderlin

It's fun to be Morgan Schniderlin

 

repeat to fade

Posted

To the theme of "Grand Old Duke Of York":

 

Oh, Morgan Schneiderlin,

The Captain of our team,

He'll march them up to the top of the league,

Then he'll march them down again

 

Not sure about that last line, but apart from that it's pretty good no?

Posted

Without being rude.... Will any grown man sing Morgan's name to a tune of a nursery rhyme, Spider-Man theme tune or a Disney film???

 

I know everything now is to the tune of sloop John b. but come on???!!!

Posted
Without being rude.... Will any grown man sing Morgan's name to a tune of a nursery rhyme, Spider-Man theme tune or a Disney film???

 

I know everything now is to the tune of sloop John b. but come on???!!!

 

we have grown men shouting "Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeee" so i wouldn't rule anything out with our fans.

Posted
we have grown men shouting "Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeee" so i wouldn't rule anything out with our fans.

 

I like my 5 year old son's song for SDR (to the tune of the famous kids TV show Bob The Builder)

 

[sung]

Steve De Ridder

(Can he fix it?)

Steve De Ridder

[spoken]

No, he will get a yellow card instead...

 

The kids a genius.

Posted

Tripping you up... its morgan schneiderlin

Failing to Score...its morgan schneiderlin

Glory Glory... Morgan schneiderlin

 

he fecks your midfield.. UP UP UP!!

 

etc

Posted

So here's to you Morgan Schneiderlin, we all love you more than you will know, oh oh oh,

He'll fight for us Morgan Schneiderlin, France's best midfielder of all time, hey hey hey

 

To the tune Mrs Robinson.

 

A little less of the man love than the first suggestion..

Posted
What about just using the Marian Pahars song?

 

This. Can't personally see the one being sung last night catching on massively but might be wrong!

Posted

That Schneiderlin song being sung last night was ****ing awful and embarrassing. I did join in for a couple of seconds then I stopped, despite being a ****ing awful and embarrassing human being. Please make it stop

Posted

Whoever the bell ends were who were singing the Morgan song to 12 days of Christmas last night at Man Utd were an absolute embarrassment. Worst song ever, utter garbage. I'm glad another saints fan shouted at them to STFU!

Posted
That Schneiderlin song being sung last night was ****ing awful and embarrassing. I did join in for a couple of seconds then I stopped, despite being a ****ing awful and embarrassing human being. Please make it stop

 

We rip off a Man United song, that never happens.

Posted
That Schneiderlin song being sung last night was ****ing awful and embarrassing. I did join in for a couple of seconds then I stopped, despite being a ****ing awful and embarrassing human being. Please make it stop

 

This!

 

God-awful effort, it was a few rows behind us and it seemed it was getting on everybody else's tits after a couple of rounds.

 

Other than that our support was pretty good last night.

Posted

Morgan Schneiderlin,

He plays in every game,

He scored a goal once.... And he's a Frenchman.

Morgan, Morgan schneiderlin, schneiderlin, schneiderlin.

Morgan, Morgan schneiderlin, he's a ****ing hardman.

 

To the ever delightful tune of 'Music man' from school discos and whatnot.

Posted

You'll never stop Morgan Schneiderlin,

He's too hard, and he just took the ball,

Schneiderlin,

Don't **** him off, Morgan Schneiderlin,

He'll leave you looking stupid on the floor,

Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, SCHNEIDERLIN.

 

To the frankly perfect tune of Mrs Robinson.

Posted
Morgan Schneiderlin fits "Mrs Robinson" perfectly.

 

So here's to you, Morgan Schneiderlin..................

 

On a thread full of awful, unrealistic suggestions, surely this excellent suggestion stands out as by far the best. Easy to sing, simple words, fits properly.

Posted (edited)

to the Tune of Whams, I'm your man.

 

Call him good

Call hi bad bad

Call him anything you want to baby

But I know that you're sad

And I know I'll make you happy

With the one thing that you never had

 

Morgan, you're our man (don't you know that?)

Morgan you're man

You bet!

If you're gonna do it, do it right, right?

Do it with me

Morgan, you're our man

Edited by Turkish
Posted
What about singing his name to Brown Girl in the Ring. Morgan Schneiderlin tra la la la la... and repeat...

 

How about "Morgan Schneiderlin Ooh Lah Lah Lah Lah" and ending with "Sanité à Morgan Schneiderlin (Ooh Lah Lah)" particularly as he's started scoring goals now we're in the Prem.

 

Thinks... how come he didn't do that in L1 or the Championship?

Posted
How about "Morgan Schneiderlin Ooh Lah Lah Lah Lah" and ending with "Sanité à Morgan Schneiderlin (Ooh Lah Lah)" particularly as he's started scoring goals now we're in the Prem.

 

Thinks... how come he didn't do that in L1 or the Championship?

 

Burnley? Forest? Bristol rovers? He's got the odd one. He's covering much more ground this season not sure why. The run into the box Saturday was epic.

Posted
What about singing his name to Brown Girl in the Ring. Morgan Schneiderlin tra la la la la... and repeat...

 

Always thought this would work for him. Simple, and not heard in every other ground in the country.

Posted

What about?

 

He's good

He's French

He's never on the bench

Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin

 

Then,

He's tall

He's hard

He'll hit you like Barnard

Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin

 

Not to keen on second verse though

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