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I intend to invent and patent a device that detects deposits of precious metals from a helicopter height. What is your scheme to get rich or die trying?

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follow a helicopter on my super motorbike and dig up the precious metals before the the helicopter lands, otherwise buy repo properties in decent areas and do them up to sell them for a huge profit.

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I'm going to marry a premier league footballer. Admittedly, given I am a 59 year old, straight, man, with a bit of a beer belly, this is not particularly likely to happen even if my wife does divorce me, but .. hey .. you've got to have a dream!

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I'm going to marry a premier league footballer. Admittedly, given I am a 59 year old, straight, man, with a bit of a beer belly, this is not particularly likely to happen even if my wife does divorce me, but .. hey .. you've got to have a dream!

 

Get the missus to have an affair with one, then sell your story and/or sue the footballer...

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Get the missus to have an affair with one, then sell your story and/or sue the footballer...

 

Unfortunately , apart from gender, the description for me also fits my wife!

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I intend to buy Portsmouth Football Club, clear it's debts, sit back and wait for it to become a Premier League team once again !

It's a sleeping giant, you know !

Can't fail, no way :)

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I'm going to invent an online football forum where saints fans cn talk about crap but only cheats them £4 per year for the privilege. It will be called saints£foureva.com

 

Start up a football forum and charge each poster £4.99 for annual membership.

 

What a d!ckhead! I've already undercut you. Yours would go the way of saints pages, just you and dune talking about the good old days. While I am raking it in, having a curry every other weekend.

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I've invented process for making poo edible. It makes for v.low calories snack and cos I know how to get lots poo for free my overhead costs is v.low and I can undercut most other brands like mcdonald's and pret a mangers.

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I've invented process for making poo edible. It makes for v.low calories snack and cos I know how to get lots poo for free my overhead costs is v.low and I can undercut most other brands like mcdonald's and pret a mangers.

 

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I'm gonna combine these two.

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