Check out this photo...Cortese is a genius!

[Galapagos Saint]

I think I’ve figured it out. Cortese is a genius. Messi is actually Pochettino’s love child and will sign next week in order to be with his Papa. Cortese found out about this as the Cortese and Pochettino families originate from the same village in Southern Italy and Nicola has just pulled off the coup of the century. Look at the facts:

 

- Pochettino was in the Newells Old Boys youth team in 1986 as a 15 year old. He had a brief teenage romance with Maria, the daughter of the club’s owner, and nine months later, out pops Lionel. Obviously this was a local scandal, and a huge cover-up was set in motion. Surprise, surprise, in 1995 when Lionel turns 12, which club does he join? Newells Old Boys. Coincidence? I think not.

 

- Lionel joins Barcelona in 2000 aged 13. He found the first few years very tough and was incredibly homesick. He wants to be close to his Dad, and surprise, surprise which club does Pochettino join in 2004? Espanyol…in Barcelona. Coincidence? I think not.

 

- Want some photographic evidence…check out this link

: Messi obviously “looks up” to his Dad. Coincidence? I think not.

 

Everything is organized, Pochettino will fly to Barcelona next week, and bring Lionel back in his hand luggage. I just hope he’s as good as Chris Marsdinho, I was lucky enough to be at Portman Road in 2002 and witnessed the most Messi-esque goal I have ever seen live: http://www.myspace.com/video/let-39-s-rock-and-roll/chrissy-marsden-football-genius/31751498. Messi and Marsden both begin with the letter M. Coincidence? Probably.

[Reynoldson!!]

meth... not even once

[terrypward]

Now you mention it - it does make sense. I always though Ramirez had simply stolen Messi's face.... maybe they are brothers and their dad is trying to reunite the family.

[Lambert1979]

This story wouldn't look out of place in most of our papers

[Junior Mullet]

Brilliant - OP waited nearly 6 years for this little gem of a first post.

[Monkeyboy]

in 1995 Lionel turns 12 yet in the year 2000 he is aged 13

[Bearsy]

Here is some other facts:

• When Pinnocchio was 16 he lived in Murphy, Argentina the same town as G-Nigga's mum!
  
• During this time he was well known local stud, handsome man and knobbed 82 local girls!
  
• The population of murphy at that time was approx 3000. Of these 1500 was female. Of these 1500, approx 300 was in Pistachio's target ages of 12 and 21, and of these 300 approx 82 were of good genetic stock (i.e. stacked like G-Nigga's mum)
  
• 
  

Therefore odds is 82/82 = 1/1 = Pocahontas knobbed G-Nigga's mum!!!

[Galapagos Saint]

Brilliant Bearsy, it all adds up. Nothing like stone cold facts in our investagative journalism. We put the Echo to shame.

 

Sounds like Poncho Teeno is a player...poor old Fonte Baby will have to lock up his wife again. Wonder what the "good genetic stock" of Portsmuff is?? Can you calculate it?

 

Bit strange how the Argies have a place called Murphy as well as towns such as Rawson, Hudson, Hurlingham, Temperley, Banfield, O'Higgins; and they even play rugby and polo....yet they try to claim that the Falklands Islands are thiers!! Weirdos.