I see the big picture now!

[Dr Who?]

Now I see the long term ambitions of the club, the penny just dropped. Get this manager onside, get across to him the long term ambitions, how great the club are, the potential, great training ground, state of the art blah blah blah, and he will talk to his mate, the one and only Jose Mourinho. In turn he will think it sounds like a challenge along the lines of Porto, and become our manager next season. Jose Mourinho has always said he wants to return to the premier league, but of course this could backfire come what May, when we are no longer said premier league club and looking at Eddie Howe instead!

 

Feel free to dig this up next year