Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 January, 2013 Share Posted 18 January, 2013 Ok, we are all annoyed that Akinson has been sacked but what would you be prepared to do to have him back? Money where your mouth is time muppets. I'll start: I'd bone Susan boyle.* *1 position, no foreplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 18 January, 2013 Share Posted 18 January, 2013 I'd be prepared to film you taking it up the arse from Bearsy. Again. I'll even film it for posterity and post it online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 18 January, 2013 Scotty you ****ing idiot. I'm a giver not a taker. It's my selfish nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 18 January, 2013 Share Posted 18 January, 2013 I'd like to photo Susan Boyles face when you tell her to fart and give you a clue !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 18 January, 2013 I suppose that would be easy for you Milton, her being your mum and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 January, 2013 Share Posted 18 January, 2013 In real life I'm Susan Boyle and to be honest I'm a little unhappy you are talking about boning me, even if it's in Nigel’s honour. As in happens I’m currently having some problems with my vagina and whilst the cream is helping it’s not a good idea for anyone to go near it yet. As it’s for Nigel and I did like the fella, the best I can offer is to dedicate my next album to him and to allow you to stick your index finger up my arse (if you are handsome I may lick it for you too, but not promising anything) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 18 January, 2013 Share Posted 18 January, 2013 I'd be prepared to watch Tokyo and Sue's dogging show during half time at Everton. From the back, without my glasses on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 18 January, 2013 In real life I'm Susan Boyle and to be honest I'm a little unhappy you are talking about boning me, even if it's in Nigel’s honour. As in happens I’m currently having some problems with my vagina and whilst the cream is helping it’s not a good idea for anyone to go near it yet. As it’s for Nigel and I did like the fella, the best I can offer is to dedicate my next album to him and to allow you to stick your index finger up my arse (if you are handsome I may lick it for you too, but not promising anything) Riiiight, shut up and bend over. You won't be needing to lick anything (see the clause). OK Nigel, here goes, together as one, all pulling in the same direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restark19 Posted 18 January, 2013 Share Posted 18 January, 2013 I'd slit my sack open with broken glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 18 January, 2013 Share Posted 18 January, 2013 I'd like to photo Susan Boyles face when you tell her to fart and give you a clue !! Youll probably have to just roll her in flour and look for the wet bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 18 January, 2013 edit - swedish david style ****ed up the quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 18 January, 2013 I'd slit my sack open with broken glass 260th post to tell us that? Lurker alert, Lurker alert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 18 January, 2013 Share Posted 18 January, 2013 I'd slit my sack open with broken glass Have a go. See if it works. Take pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restark19 Posted 18 January, 2013 Share Posted 18 January, 2013 260th post to tell us that? Lurker alert, Lurker alert! This thread got linked from another thread, I followed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 19 January, 2013 (edited) Welcome to the muppet show (I did the linking, I am head of recruitment). First and fore most, why is James Beats Beattie so beefie in your Avie? Next, are you serious about this broken glass thing? If so, as Pap asks, please post some pics. I'll forward this to the poison dwarf and show him we mean business. Stick your hankies up your arse, some real human testicles are much more likely to have the desired effect. finally, do you have a Nigel Akins tattoo on your chest? Thanks for coming anyway. Edited 19 January, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restark19 Posted 19 January, 2013 Share Posted 19 January, 2013 1. I believe this image was taken just after xmas as Beattie had eaten one to many mince pies. 2. Yes I am, pictures will be up soon. 3. No, my Adkins tattoo is infact on my back, it covers my whole back. On my chest I have a tattoo of NC swinging from a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restark19 Posted 19 January, 2013 Share Posted 19 January, 2013 Here you go.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 January, 2013 Share Posted 19 January, 2013 ^^^ Fuk sake that is grim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 19 January, 2013 (edited) Hahah you're definately welcome here! Just a tip though, see the thread on where the line is before the infraction gun starts firing. If I remember correctly, it was topless crack ***** whore eating a banana but with her hair over her tits. Not sure how this will be received by the Internet police. Before you ban him police, please remember that embaressing bodies is on ch4 at 8pm and has this kind of **** all the time. I say we stick by their rules. Edited 19 January, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 January, 2013 Share Posted 19 January, 2013 ****ing hell. That proper turned my stomach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 January, 2013 Share Posted 19 January, 2013 (edited) Here you go.. You know you've done a good job in the muppet show when Tokyo is trying to help you NOT to get infractions by pointing out some logical factors to mods and Bearsy is having his stomach turned! Good work! Edited 19 January, 2013 by Spudders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restark19 Posted 19 January, 2013 Share Posted 19 January, 2013 Hahah you're definately welcome here! Just a tip though, see the thread on where the line is before the infraction gun starts firing. If I remember correctly, it was topless crack ***** whore eating a banana but with her hair over her tits. Not sure how this will be received by the Internet police. Before you ban him police, please remember that embaressing bodies is on ch4 at 8pm and has this kind of **** all the time. I say we stick by their rules. Cheers Tokyo, I'll keep that in mind. I'm sure the mods will be lenient on this occasion as this was an attempt to return our beloved physio to his rightful position! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 19 January, 2013 Share Posted 19 January, 2013 F**k me. I can't scroll up on this page anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restark19 Posted 19 January, 2013 Share Posted 19 January, 2013 F**k me. I can't scroll up on this page anymore! you're the one who demanded photographic evidence, you brought this on yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 19 January, 2013 Cheers Tokyo, I'll keep that in mind. I'm sure the mods will be lenient on this occasion as this was an attempt to return our beloved physio to his rightful position! Yeah, they are always so balanced and fair, you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 20 January, 2013 Share Posted 20 January, 2013 Bleeurggghhhh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 January, 2013 Share Posted 20 January, 2013 Is it wrong that Im getting pains there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 22 January, 2013 Share Posted 22 January, 2013 I'd kill a homeless person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 22 January, 2013 Share Posted 22 January, 2013 How long would they have had to have been homeless for? What if they had a home three months ago, but now they didn't. Would you still kill them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Spurs Posted 22 January, 2013 Share Posted 22 January, 2013 Hell of a pearl necklace you have given her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 22 January, 2013 Hell of a pearl necklace you have given her. Zinc supplements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 22 January, 2013 Share Posted 22 January, 2013 How long would they have had to have been homeless for? What if they had a home three months ago, but now they didn't. Would you still kill them? Mmmm. I think three months would be okay but no less. And not the 'sleeping on their mates' couch' kind of homeless but the whole package like in the Ralph McTell song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 22 January, 2013 Share Posted 22 January, 2013 jesus effing christ. I've just eaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 22 January, 2013 Share Posted 22 January, 2013 #susanalbumparty Sent from my HTC Desire S using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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