Phantom sh!tter strikes again

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

F*cking inconsiderate, c*ck munching feltcher.

 

Some c*nt keeps sh!tting on the loo seat in the shared toilets at work. We share them with about 4 other companies and it is someone from one of these other companies who obviously hovers about a foot above the loo and sh!ts all over the seat. They do not even have the courtesy to wipe it off afterwards.

 

If I ever find out who the f*cker is, Im gonna rip the loo seat off and f*cking smack him in the face with it, making sure I hit his nose in the spot he has shat on!

 

C*nt!

 

That is all

[JohnnyFartPants]

I thought it was only neurotic women that "hovered" on toilets.

[scott_saints]

It may or may not be me.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I thought it was only neurotic women that "hovered" on toilets.

 

Apparently not. I would be less surprised if I worked in a call centre full of young people or in an OAP's home or something, but the Business Centre I work in houses some posh companies, with mainly middle aged, well off blokes and ladies.

 

There is just one sick f*cker who cant use a loo properly

[Weston Super Saint]

It was me.

 

If I knew which number house you lived at, I'd post some through your letterbox too.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

It was me.

 

If I knew which number house you lived at, I'd post some through your letterbox too.

 

Number 3.

 

HTH

[Weston Super Saint]

Number 3.

 

HTH

 

Expect a present.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Expect a present.

 

Will it be wrapped? :smt026 I love presents!

[Weston Super Saint]

Will it be wrapped? :smt026 I love presents!

 

I don't think I can be arsed to wrap it.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I don't think I can be arsed to wrap it.

 

As see what you did there, very good!