Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 November, 2008 Share Posted 25 November, 2008 F*cking inconsiderate, c*ck munching feltcher. Some c*nt keeps sh!tting on the loo seat in the shared toilets at work. We share them with about 4 other companies and it is someone from one of these other companies who obviously hovers about a foot above the loo and sh!ts all over the seat. They do not even have the courtesy to wipe it off afterwards. If I ever find out who the f*cker is, Im gonna rip the loo seat off and f*cking smack him in the face with it, making sure I hit his nose in the spot he has shat on! C*nt! That is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 25 November, 2008 Share Posted 25 November, 2008 I thought it was only neurotic women that "hovered" on toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 25 November, 2008 Share Posted 25 November, 2008 It may or may not be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 November, 2008 I thought it was only neurotic women that "hovered" on toilets. Apparently not. I would be less surprised if I worked in a call centre full of young people or in an OAP's home or something, but the Business Centre I work in houses some posh companies, with mainly middle aged, well off blokes and ladies. There is just one sick f*cker who cant use a loo properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 November, 2008 Share Posted 25 November, 2008 It was me. If I knew which number house you lived at, I'd post some through your letterbox too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 November, 2008 It was me. If I knew which number house you lived at, I'd post some through your letterbox too. Number 3. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 November, 2008 Share Posted 25 November, 2008 Number 3. HTH Expect a present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 November, 2008 Expect a present. Will it be wrapped? :smt026 I love presents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 25 November, 2008 Share Posted 25 November, 2008 Will it be wrapped? :smt026 I love presents! I don't think I can be arsed to wrap it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 25 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 25 November, 2008 I don't think I can be arsed to wrap it. As see what you did there, very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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