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Phantom sh!tter strikes again


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F*cking inconsiderate, c*ck munching feltcher.

 

Some c*nt keeps sh!tting on the loo seat in the shared toilets at work. We share them with about 4 other companies and it is someone from one of these other companies who obviously hovers about a foot above the loo and sh!ts all over the seat. They do not even have the courtesy to wipe it off afterwards.

 

If I ever find out who the f*cker is, Im gonna rip the loo seat off and f*cking smack him in the face with it, making sure I hit his nose in the spot he has shat on!

 

C*nt!

 

That is all

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I thought it was only neurotic women that "hovered" on toilets.

 

Apparently not. I would be less surprised if I worked in a call centre full of young people or in an OAP's home or something, but the Business Centre I work in houses some posh companies, with mainly middle aged, well off blokes and ladies.

 

There is just one sick f*cker who cant use a loo properly

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