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Eskimos famously have about 80 words for snow. We Brits normally have two - "oh boll*cks".

 

With most of the country covered, and opportunity arises to tell you tales of snow woe.

 

In December 2009, I tried to overtake a gritter on the way to the ferry in a RWD. Didn't work out too well for me.

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Urban myth

 

Not a very good tale of snow woe, trousers. Go outside. Have some sort of snow related calamity. Come back in and write about it. There's a lad :D

 

(How many words do they have?)

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Not a very good tale of snow woe, trousers. Go outside. Have some sort of snow related calamity. Come back in and write about it. There's a lad :D

 

(How many words do they have?)

 

I thought it went something like: thin slow, wet snow, deep snow, powdery snow, icy snow, that sort of thing.

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I thought it went something like: thin slow, wet snow, deep snow, powdery snow, icy snow, that sort of thing.

 

What do they call cocaine? Nose snow?

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Not a very good tale of snow woe, trousers. Go outside. Have some sort of snow related calamity. Come back in and write about it. There's a lad :D

 

(How many words do they have?)

 

"About 4"....Stephen Fry said so....

 

[video=youtube_share;25YMT5yTRuU]http://youtu.be/25YMT5yTRuU

 

(fast forward to 23:10)

 

p.s. sorry for the partial hijack of your thread :)

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Hard pack, corduroy, powder, champagne powder, boilerplate, cement, wind-crust, icy, spring, granular, slab, and others I can't think of at the moment. Staying in the warm today as the pistes are hard and it's freezing. Snow for the weekend so fluffy stuff next week!:-)

 

Funnily enough I've just been looking at UK web-cams and the picture is patchy; pretty snowy in the south-west and my mum just Skyped to say there's a blizzard in the Thames Valley.

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Hard pack, corduroy, powder, champagne powder, boilerplate, cement, wind-crust, icy, spring, granular, slab, and others I can't think of at the moment. Staying in the warm today as the pistes are hard and it's freezing. Snow for the weekend so fluffy stuff next week!:-)

 

Funnily enough I've just been looking at UK web-cams and the picture is patchy; pretty snowy in the south-west and my mum just Skyped to say there's a blizzard in the Thames Valley.

 

Yes, big band of snow moving from west to east across the whole country. It started here in Chandlers Ford at about 05:30 and is expected to last until later this afternoon. About 2" atthe moment. Looks a bit wet to me.

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Eskimos famously have about 80 words for snow. We Brits normally have two - "oh boll*cks".

 

With most of the country covered, and opportunity arises to tell you tales of snow woe.

 

In December 2009, I tried to overtake a gritter on the way to the ferry in a RWD. Didn't work out too well for me.

 

Not long after I joined the force many years ago I had to guard the entrance to a house during Arctic weather. A couple of senior officers I hadn't met turned up, looked round, left the scene and as they walked up the driveway an avalanche of snow slid off the roof and absolutely covered them. The timing was just perfect, you couldn't have planned it.

 

I don't think I've ever had to try so hard not to laugh in my life.

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Two appointments written off by the cursed white powder.

 

Time to sit in front of the fire with the laptop and do paperwork. This country is so stupid when it comes to snow.

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I just wanted to drop by and say.

 

It was freezing this morning - 9C FFS. I had to wear my thermals. Luckily it got up to a lovely sunny 21C by midday.

 

Drive safely hope you and your loved ones get home safe

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