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Took my sexy girlfriend rock climbing yesterday


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Centre of gravity Im assuming :smt102 normally the heaviest part lands first, in this case, it's the ugliest part!

 

Maybe strap a cat or a slice of toast to the other side of her head and do that test of the cat always landing the right way up and the toast butter side down? (can't remember if the toast one is right?)

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Maybe strap a cat or a slice of toast to the other side of her head and do that test of the cat always landing the right way up and the toast butter side down? (can't remember if the toast one is right?)

 

Ah, but you would be risking ending the world. If she has to always land on her face and the cat on its feet / toast butter side down, then they wont land, Physics will be defied and we will all be swallowed up by the black hole it would create!

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I sent the first link to my group of mates on my joke list, they rated that the funniest of the year. When I sent this one on they decided I was weird. I said it was MB's fault.

 

Anyway MB you will be pleased to know that by accident one of my jokes got forwarded by a mate to half the US Army in Iraq, who are now tuning in and waiting for your every post about your hot chick. They even talk about getting their Military Intelligence (oxymoron) to track you down and do an interview on CNN about your infatuation with this lass............

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