Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/queens-park-rangers/9801632/Joey-Barton-and-former-Liverpool-and-Man-City-midfielder-Dietmar-Hamann-in-frankly-hilarious-Twitter-altercation.html This is why I have been looking for a proper enemy for a while now. SB and stain take note, this is how it should be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 I liked Anton Ferdinand's comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 They missed out the #2CapWonder hashtag, best bit IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/queens-park-rangers/9801632/Joey-Barton-and-former-Liverpool-and-Man-City-midfielder-Dietmar-Hamann-in-frankly-hilarious-Twitter-altercation.html This is why I have been looking for a proper enemy for a while now. SB and stain take note, this is how it should be done. You're an idiot Toke. #yourforumnemisisstrikesagain #nooffence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 You're an idiot Toke. #yourforumnemisisstrikesagain #nooffence Get your own house in order before criticising me. I have enough dirt on you bletchy, people in glass houses #wordsearchpervert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Get your own house in order before criticising me. I have enough dirt on you bletchy, people in glass houses #wordsearchpervert Can you look yourself in the mirror though Toke? You're just a hint of a shadow of a poor-man's, pale imitation of the comic talent that is the Bear. #ursinewannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Can you look yourself in the mirror though Toke? You're just a hint of a shadow of a poor-man's, pale imitation of the comic talent that is the Bear. #ursinewannabe I am looking at myself in the mirror right now, fully naked with a stonker on #workfromhomeinnit all you do is play sudoku with a biffter and a bottle of Jamessons how does that respect your fellow forum users #peopleinglasshousesgetsunburnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 I am looking at myself in the mirror right now, fully naked with a stonker on #workfromhomeinnit all you do is play sudoku with a biffter and a bottle of Jamessons how does that respect your fellow forum users #peopleinglasshousesgetsunburnt I've never taken drugs (whilst posting on here) Toke. Respect myself and those that I force to read my ramblings too much. You're not even close to being a Premier Leauge poster, you'd struggle to make a Japanese Emporer's eleven. #onemansstonkerisanothermanssemi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 I've never taken drugs (whilst posting on here) Toke. Respect myself and those that I force to read my ramblings too much. You're not even close to being a Premier Leauge poster, you'd struggle to make a Japanese Emporer's eleven. #onemansstonkerisanothermanssemi I shouldn't get involved in this I know. It just p!sses me off when a dog tries to say he is not a dog. I have two labradoors and if they try and tell me they are not dogs, I kick off. #riseaboveit #crack*****whorewordgameplayingmotherfunker I'm staying out of it, too much of a real man for insults #bletchyisaw@nker I am above insulting people #stillaw@anker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 I shouldn't get involved in this I know. It just p!sses me off when a dog tries to say he is not a dog. I have two labradoors and if they try and tell me they are not dogs, I kick off. #riseaboveit #crack*****whorewordgameplayingmotherfunker I'm staying out of it, too much of a real man for insults #bletchyisaw@nker I am above insulting people #stillaw@anker An interest in words won't make my kids proud of me but at least I'm not prepared to punch a Japanese (#notaeuphemism) child in the face in a Tokyo sushi bar for them to respect me. #youreanobodyhere #youreonlybiginjapan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 St Chalet has a mini #loveit #modsinsmallcars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 St Chalet has a mini #loveit #modsinsmallcars Shut up Anton. Toke and I are engaged in a bout of flyting #lookitup #dotcottonishot #justme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Shut up Anton. Toke and I are engaged in a bout of flyting #lookitup #dotcottonishot #justme? Word searched and Japanese poemed your way through all your posts. What a waste. Left kids and wife, cos u get addicted to scrabble. Tragic. Now do one Tourette's face! #undosuru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Is this flirting just for you two or can anyone join in? #bloodybenders #getaroom #wecanseeyouholdinghands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Yeah you can join in, you've got two posts to do it in #letsseewhatyou'vegot #registeredw@nker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Is this flirting just for you two or can anyone join in? #bloodybenders #getaroom #wecanseeyouholdinghands Well it's like this Deano6. When the Bear isn't around, Toke gets all #theendoftheworldisnigh and either starts trashing the place or heads over to The Lounge to advise on issues of morality. So as one of The Muppet Show's nominated adults, I drew the short straw this morning and have been on suicide watch, holding his hand and hash-tag flyting. Toke, really needs a forum nemesis that he can really lay into. And, in true S&M fashion, I guess he also needs to be laid into too. But despite his best efforts at grooming SB and Matthew Le God, Toke can't get them up for it. So I'm standing in and I'm just not very good at it. I like him too much - he 's nearly 87% as funny as the Bear and he taught me to speak Japanese. It's difficult to hate someone who has taught you to speak Japanese I'm sure you'll agree. We could tag-team if you want, feel free to squander your other two posts today on insulting Toke. Be careful, he's a chameleon. He gets inside your head, knows your deepest fears, and turns them against you. Good luck. #yourturntosucktokestwittercock #imofftobrushmyteeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Well it's like this Deano6. When the Bear isn't around, Toke gets all #theendoftheworldisnigh and either starts trashing the place or heads over to The Lounge to advise on issues of morality. So as one of The Muppet Show's nominated adults, I drew the short straw this morning and have been on suicide watch, holding his hand and hash-tag flyting. Toke, really needs a forum nemesis that he can really lay into. And, in true S&M fashion, I guess he also needs to be laid into too. But despite his best efforts at grooming SB and Matthew Le God, Toke can't get them up for it. So I'm standing in and I'm just not very good at it. I like him too much - he 's nearly 87% as funny as the Bear and he taught me to speak Japanese. It's difficult to hate someone who has taught you to speak Japanese I'm sure you'll agree. We could tag-team if you want, feel free to squander your other two posts today on insulting Toke. Be careful, he's a chameleon. He gets inside your head, knows your deepest fears, and turns them against you. Good luck. #yourturntosucktokestwittercock #imofftobrushmyteeth #ohf^ckoffboring Where is bear? I haven't been properly greeted on my return from my octopus research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Tokyo - you sniffling little maggot. You make my skin crawl and my teeth cringe and stuff. Let's settle this the old fashioned way...with a game of rock, paper, scissors (Bletch translation: rochambeau). Shall we say best of 3? As you so cruelly note, I have but 2 posts remaining. #thatshowconfidentiam #youwontwin #goscissorsfirst 3...2...1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Having said all that, a TSW scrabble forum would be a jolly good idea! #saintsscrabble #ilikeyourpostsbutamnotsurewhetheryourementalystable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Tokyo - you sniffling little maggot. You make my skin crawl and my teeth cringe and stuff. Let's settle this the old fashioned way...with a game of rock, paper, scissors (Bletch translation: rochambeau). Shall we say best of 3? As you so cruelly note, I have but 2 posts remaining. #thatshowconfidentiam #youwontwin #goscissorsfirst 3...2...1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Bletch is right though, I go away for a bit and when I get back, this place is dead and we have mods/admin eating McDonald's instead of curry. I have had to stray over to the main board infraction area. What the f*ck has bear let happen to this place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Yes, I thought there was a slight flaw in Deano6's approach to transferring Rock, Paper, Scissors to the Internet. As an aside, there is only one way to start a game of 'live' Rock, Paper, Scissors. You look at your opponent and say "Are you ready?". They reply in the affirmative to which you say "Good luck". Closely followed by "...You're not one of those players that always starts with rock are you? One, Two, Three...". It's psychological torture and you can then pretty much play Scissors with impunity. Unless you're playing a psychopath or Gustav Ibitsen - Rock, Paper, Scissors world champion 85-92. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Bletch is right though, I go away for a bit and when I get back, this place is dead and we have mods/admin eating McDonald's instead of curry. I have had to stray over to the main board infraction area. What the f*ck has bear let happen to this place? I think we need a new investigation Toke. Any Dune suspects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Yes, I thought there was a slight flaw in Deano6's approach to transferring Rock, Paper, Scissors to the Internet. As an aside, there is only one way to start a game of 'live' Rock, Paper, Scissors. You look at your opponent and say "Are you ready?". They reply in the affirmative to which you say "Good luck". Closely followed by "...You're not one of those players that always starts with rock are you? One, Two, Three...". It's psychological torture and you can then pretty much play Scissors with impunity. Unless you're playing a psychopath or Gustav Ibitsen - Rock, Paper, Scissors world champion 85-92. Shut up bletch, I'm winning this! I haven't been so excited since I played telephone roulette. BTW I had a mate who went to the world stone scissors paper championships in Canada. He got to the quarter final and reckons that puts him in the top 8 of the world. A pretty big achievement, I am sure you'll agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Shut up bletch, I'm winning this! I haven't been so excited since I played telephone roulette. BTW I had a mate who went to the world stone scissors paper championships in Canada. He got to the quarter final and reckons that puts him in the top 8 of the world. A pretty big achievement, I am sure you'll agree. You should try postal Snap. That's living alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 You should try postal Snap. That's living alright. Post your address on here and I'll give it a go. I doubt what I send you will match what you've got but like I say, we'll give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Post your address on here and I'll give it a go. I doubt what I send you will match what you've got but like I say, we'll give it a go. An envelope containing your own semen? Snap! Who'd have thought I'd already have one? #thatwondrousnightafterthecityawaygame #secretssafewithme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 I'd never send that bletch, too obvious! I can see you disappointed face when you open it and find my spunk. Oh, that was obvious you'd say but imagine your surprise when you find a bear's finger or dolphin tears. Post your address and you'll see. I bet loads of people will send you all sorts of interesting stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 I'd never send that bletch, too obvious! I can see you disappointed face when you open it and find my spunk. Oh, that was obvious you'd say but imagine your surprise when you find a bear's finger or dolphin tears. Post your address and you'll see. I bet loads of people will send you all sorts of interesting stuff. You think the fact that you'd had a finger from a bear is a surprise to anyone on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 mmmmm not bad but I didn't say it was from bear so doesn't fully work. Maybe it works about 87% but not fully. Besides, I've made a dolphin cry, what have you ever done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 mmmmm not bad but I didn't say it was from bear so doesn't fully work. Maybe it works about 87% but not fully. Besides, I've made a dolphin cry, what have you ever done? I once dressed up as a dolphin and pretended to cry for a paying punter in a animo-fetish brothel in Winchester. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going for a spot of undousuru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 I once dressed up as a dolphin and pretended to cry for a paying punter in a animo-fetish brothel in Winchester. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going for a spot of undousuru. It appears I didn't really make a dolphin cry at all then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 #ohf^ckoffboring Where is bear? I haven't been properly greeted on my return from my octopus research. I'm still sulking! I remember when i was a kid one time we went to california for a month and when we come back our cats had all their second eyelids up and wouldn't even look at us cos they was all traumatised with abandonment issues. I feel like them cats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 January, 2013 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2013 When bear was away for a day or two, I did a summary on what had been happening and what he had missed. Do I get one of those? Thought not. What I know: * The mods have started eating hamburgers and are funding it by putting adware viruses into your computer. * Nigel adkinson plays football manager and all of our signings must have good potential on that. * Turkish is up for marrying a gay guy but only if he can wear a cross. * Some Italian has taken the place of the long running will gaston sign thread - a muppet spin off has not been released yet. * The RSPCA don't let bearsy own cats any more as he leaves them for months and lets them just fend for themselves. * The smell of Rihanna makes bear lose his stiffy Other than that, what have I missed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 15 January, 2013 Share Posted 15 January, 2013 Inspired by the thread title this made me **** myself yesterday, not literally of course, this student gets enough respect. "A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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