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The Norweigan Journalist who has been with him in Soton this week just told me he expects him to sign, but maybe not until tomorrow. He is unsure why there is a hold up.

 

I'm guessing they want to kill two birds with one stone in terms of the press conference. They'll have the national media down there tomorrow for the Everton pre-match conference so may as well parade him then rather than drag everyone to the stadium two days in a row. That said, doesn't stop them pre-announcing his physical unveiling a day in advance I suppose...

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I'm guessing they want to kill two birds with one stone in terms of the press conference. They'll have the national media down there tomorrow for the Everton pre-match conference so may as well parade him then rather than drag everyone to the stadium two days in a row. That said, doesn't stop them pre-announcing his physical unveiling a day in advance I suppose...

 

OR....

 

We're going to announce two new signings?

 

OR....

 

Forren is being used to force the hand of someone else? (Astori? A.N.Other?)

 

OR....

 

The BVI loan hasn't made it to the club bank account yet

 

 

The hold up does seem a little strange though - has he been training with the squad?

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Well ha has a wife and kid to get onboard as well. Perhaps they are still in Norway and - we'll family stuff needs to be sorted as well I guess?

 

it's about 4 months until the end of the season and there's an IB coming up soon. Perhaps Nigel and the team have a day off today though. Maybe tomorrow.

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Think its gone tits up.

 

If it had, Saints wouldn't have just announced Seaborne going to Bournemouth. Seaborne has been our 3rd choice centre back for the last 2 games, they won't be loaning him out without bringing someone else in. Seaborne wasn't upto the Premier League and nor is Aaron Martin.

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If it had, Saints wouldn't have just announced Seaborne going to Bournemouth. Seaborne has been our 3rd choice centre back for the last 2 games, they won't be loaning him out without bringing someone else in. Seaborne wasn't upto the Premier League and nor is Aaron Martin.

 

Think he might have been joking.

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Well ha has a wife and kid to get onboard as well. Perhaps they are still in Norway and - we'll family stuff needs to be sorted as well I guess?

 

 

Good point, Patrik! Some folk on here seem to think he can just pack his toothbrush, pair of sock and underpants and hop on a plane and bingo, he is here. Hmm, I'm sure he has a lot to think about before he signs or not.

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Good point, Patrik! Some folk on here seem to think he can just pack his toothbrush, pair of sock and underpants and hop on a plane and bingo, he is here. Hmm, I'm sure he has a lot to think about before he signs or not.

 

Signing for Saints isn't he, what's to think about ? Fantastic team spirit, on the way up, some great players around him and probably more money than he could dream of in Norway, probably less tax too. Does Claus still live in Hythe or wherever it is?

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Well ha has a wife and kid to get onboard as well. Perhaps they are still in Norway and - we'll family stuff needs to be sorted as well I guess?

 

Norwaysaint should know this. He needs to get his ass over here rather than posting on the Overseas Saints section all the time.

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Molde Journo on Twitter says the delay is because Forren wants to know who was the "driving force behind him signing" and whether he is the "true selection of the Coach".

 

Typical. I knew he was a bad egg. I've been saying this for days now. Unless this fella gets his own way, he's just not interested - see how he disrespected Liverpool.

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The Norweigan Journalist who has been with him in Soton this week just told me he expects him to sign, but maybe not until tomorrow. He is unsure why there is a hold up.

 

It never takes this long on FM13.

 

I hope we get this wrapped up soon so we can start working on our next signing, we're running out of time.

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You can never tell on this forum.

 

Aaron Martin has never played a Premier League game. You're willing to write him off without so much as a glimpse of a chance?

 

Shall we assume that Forren isn't up to it, as he's never played at this level?

 

I'm glad you're in an imaginary football manager world. Stay there.

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Aaron Martin has never played a Premier League game. You're willing to write him off without so much as a glimpse of a chance?

 

Shall we assume that Forren isn't up to it, as he's never played at this level?

 

I'm glad you're in an imaginary football manager world. Stay there.

 

I expect he had 3 attributes that were less than 10 scores.

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Well ha has a wife and kid to get onboard as well. Perhaps they are still in Norway and - we'll family stuff needs to be sorted as well I guess?

 

You'd have thought she knew he was coming over here with the intention of joining a club in England before he left and that any domestic arrangements were discussed/resolved. Unless he told her he was just popping out for a pint of milk, and a few days later is still 'awol', leaving her to find out on a journalists twitter etc.

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I can tell you now, that is not a computer translation. I've seen plenty of those from students that just run stuff through a translator and deliver utter nonsense. Very little of that is directly translated, it is mostly rephrased by somebody who understood it.

 

"nærmest i mål" would've been confusing for somebody translating directly for a start. Either danbert did a good job rebuilding it to make sense, or he or someone he knows speaks a bit of Norwegian.

 

Agreed, but I think with time on your hands, the context of the deal (from this thread) and a bit of intelligence, someone could translate "closest to the target" (Thankyou Bing Translate) to "He has almost finished".

 

As I said, he might be King Harald V for all I know, it was just the phrase that made me suspicious.

 

Actually my point was that "mål" is most commonly translated as "goal". Substitute that into your sentence and you see how it might be confusing when talking about a defender.

 

I speak Danish - Norwegian's basically the same language. Estonian is weird.

 

Well, when written down they are virtually the same, but something odd happen when Danish people speak. The most basic sentence just becomes utterly incomprehensible. It's a bit like when somebody from Newcastle speaks English.

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Well, when written down they are virtually the same, but something odd happen when Danish people speak. The most basic sentence just becomes utterly incomprehensible. It's a bit like when somebody from Newcastle speaks English.

 

Hov hov, skal du have på munden, mester? ;)

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something odd happen when Danish people speak. The most basic sentence just becomes utterly incomprehensible. It's a bit like when somebody from Newcastle speaks English.

 

My Swedish ex used to work often in Copenhagen. They thought she was rude because although they could understand her Swedish perfectly, she didnt have a clue what they were saying so used to ask them to speak in English.

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so from twitter tonight, Forren will be announced tomorrow alongside Adders who knows nothing about him. Adders will then leave the conference, shake hands with new manager Pochettino who will also say he doesnt know anything about Forren. Forren then leaves club as he feels unloved??? just a normal night on twitter, good ol Flash, I blame the snow!!!!

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so from twitter tonight, Forren will be announced tomorrow alongside Adders who knows nothing about him. Adders will then leave the conference, shake hands with new manager Pochettino who will also say he doesnt know anything about Forren. Forren then leaves club as he feels unloved??? just a normal night on twitter, good ol Flash, I blame the snow!!!!

 

Good shout, out of interest who in gods name is this manager we have now been linked with?

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