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Sounds good. Strong, composed, good positioning, not jonno quick but who is and good on the ball. sounds like we might have pulled off a good signing here.

 

Why, just because it says so in some pixels on the internet? You need to get out in the real world son.

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In the middle of a desert on his last trip down. The legend still managed to find a fiteh with a great grip and awesome backswing...

 

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I know you'll all be shocked to know he asked her to hold his club and give it a go.

 

 

Isn't that what got him into trouble (and had to give away half of his stuff) last time?

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Isn't that what got him into trouble (and had to give away half of his stuff) last time?

 

Yeah, and this was straight after the "I won't do it again" confessions.

 

He did, and I made 1500 quid out of the pic from Getty Images. All the press crew missed it.

 

As for today, he was with these two hotties from IMG Elephants and Spots.

 

Anyways. Back on topic, Michael Hoey (Irish golfer) DOES know who Saints are as his Cousin is engaged to an ex Academy lad who is part of our massive and we had a good long chat about why SRL actually SHOULD be playing for England in the old Sheringham role.

 

Off to bed time 4:30am start think more likely we will get confirmation of Messi signing than a point at Chelsea tonight.

 

Keep warm tonight SMS stalkers will await your updates in the morning with keen interest and then go find a Norwegian golfer to get a Norway Saint style feedback...

 

Oh that ain't gonna be easy is it

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Southampton FC ‏@Saints_tweets

Vegard Forren is currently having a medical #saintsfc

 

Lewis ‏@LewisMintrim

@Saints_tweets you've just read that elsewhere and posted it Hahaha

 

Southampton FC ‏@Saints_tweets

@LewisMintrim I'm at the ground watching him

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Jim Lucas ‏@JFBLucas

Just to be clear: @Saints_tweets is in no way affiliated with Southampton Football Club. Treat with caution! #saintsfc

 

Dan ‏@danl1988

@JFBLucas @Saints_tweets doeant mean what theyre tweeting isnt true though does it?

 

Jim Lucas ‏@JFBLucas

@danl1988 @saints_tweets The fact they operate with the same name and display picture as @officialsaints is misleading, in my opinion.

 

Dan ‏@danl1988

@JFBLucas @Saints_tweets @officialsaints I think you are probably right. But it would be nice to have a bit more news from the club

 

Jim Lucas ‏@JFBLucas

@danl1988 @saints_tweets When there's news to give, we absolutely will.

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I think he travels with the first team. Even if it was complete right now I would not be surprised to see it formally announced by the club tomorrow - just easier for everyone and if we were to lose tonight it would be a welcome shift in distraction.

 

Exactly. You can imagine "Nigel Adkins has moved quickly to strengthen his defense following the narrow defeat to chelsea last night..... experienced international.... hard work behind the scenes.... move up the league... yadda yadda yadda".

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I bet it didn't take you 16 days of faffing about like we have to nail him either.

 

Easy, got a scout to look at him, he said he's alright, stuck a bid in, offered him the money he wanted, Job done with 3 days. Cortese hasn't got a clue what he's doing the useless dwarf c*nt.

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Southampton FC ‏@Saints_tweets

Vegard Forren is currently having a medical #saintsfc

 

Lewis ‏@LewisMintrim

@Saints_tweets you've just read that elsewhere and posted it Hahaha

 

Southampton FC ‏@Saints_tweets

@LewisMintrim I'm at the ground watching him

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Jim Lucas ‏@JFBLucas

Just to be clear: @Saints_tweets is in no way affiliated with Southampton Football Club. Treat with caution! #saintsfc

 

Dan ‏@danl1988

@JFBLucas @Saints_tweets doeant mean what theyre tweeting isnt true though does it?

 

Jim Lucas ‏@JFBLucas

@danl1988 @saints_tweets The fact they operate with the same name and display picture as @officialsaints is misleading, in my opinion.

 

Dan ‏@danl1988

@JFBLucas @Saints_tweets @officialsaints I think you are probably right. But it would be nice to have a bit more news from the club

 

Jim Lucas ‏@JFBLucas

@danl1988 @saints_tweets When there's news to give, we absolutely will.

 

Why do people make fake accounts? Are they mentally ill or something?

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@TV2Jonas: Hva Vegard Forren og Jim Solbakken sier om Southampton-overgangen ser du på #TV2 2125. Ankom Stamford Bridge like før kickoff #2pl #2fx

 

@ TV2Jonas: What Vegard previous and Jim Solbakken say about Southampton transition look at # TV2 2125. Arrived at Stamford Bridge just before kickoff # # 2pl 2FX

 

From what I can gather it means there will be an interview with Forren and Agent on TV2 in Norway at 9:25pm tonight.

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@TV2Jonas: Hva Vegard Forren og Jim Solbakken sier om Southampton-overgangen ser du på #TV2 2125. Ankom Stamford Bridge like før kickoff #2pl #2fx

 

@ TV2Jonas: What Vegard previous and Jim Solbakken say about Southampton transition look at # TV2 2125. Arrived at Stamford Bridge just before kickoff # # 2pl 2FX

 

From what I can gather it means there will be an interview with Forren and Agent on TV2 in Norway at 9:25pm tonight.

 

You'll hear what Forren and Solbakken have to say about the Southampton transfer on Tv2 at 21:25. Arrived at Stamford Bridge just before kickoff.

 

The Norwegian media sem to think this is a done deal.

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He then also said...

 

''Ask the people who'd know''

 

I just dont understand how the manager of the first team at a football club has no idea if a player is close to signing? I know chairmen do the deals etc but he must surely be kept updated as things progress? Even us fans seem to know more than Nigel due to the 'leaks' from various Norwegian news sources.

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Oh dear Nigel. How does he have no idea if the deal is close? He must know that it is (allegedly) 99% done surely?

 

He does it all the time, just talks crap. The other day he said he had no idea, until he was told that Molde have accepted a bid

 

He then went quiet and said 'its exciting isnt it'

 

He just speaks in riddles, read absolutely nothing into it

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I just dont understand how the manager of the first team at a football club has no idea if a player is close to signing? I know chairmen do the deals etc but he must surely be kept updated as things progress? Even us fans seem to know more than Nigel due to the 'leaks' from various Norwegian news sources.

 

 

all depends on "how" it was said, tonality etc.

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He does it all the time, just talks crap. The other day he said he had no idea, until he was told that Molde have accepted a bid

 

He then went quiet and said 'its exciting isnt it'

 

He just speaks in riddles, read absolutely nothing into it

 

I don't understand why people still don't get this.

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Blatant proof that this is a Cortese signing and that Atkins isn't consulted on transfer deals.

Absolute ********. We have a scouting team they will come up with players. I should imagine ADkins will decide whether the player is someone we need. If he says yes its then down to Cortese and his legal team. Surely youre not dumb enough the believe ADkins gets involved in the negotiations and legal wrangling.

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Absolute ********. We have a scouting team they will come up with players. I should imagine ADkins will decide whether the player is someone we need. If he says yes its then down to Cortese and his legal team. Surely youre not dumb enough the believe ADkins gets involved in the negotiations and legal wrangling.

 

If we have so little faith in Atkins as a manger that we let a scouting team pick which players we sign, why don't we go the whole hog and let them pick the team?

Nigel is one of very few managers who has overseen a Saints home league victory against Man Utd, and yet the club are making it crystal clear that he is completely ignored when it comes to bringing players in.

 

The writing must be on the wall for Nigel. Perhaps it would be better if he resigned now and reclaimed what little self-respect this club might let him walk away with.

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If we have so little faith in Atkins as a manger that we let a scouting team pick which players we sign, why don't we go the whole hog and let them pick the team?

Nigel is one of very few managers who has overseen a Saints home league victory against Man Utd, and yet the club are making it crystal clear that he is completely ignored when it comes to bringing players in.

 

The writing must be on the wall for Nigel. Perhaps it would be better if he resigned now and reclaimed what little self-respect this club might let him walk away with.

 

Decent effort

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If we have so little faith in Atkins as a manger that we let a scouting team pick which players we sign, why don't we go the whole hog and let them pick the team?

Nigel is one of very few managers who has overseen a Saints home league victory against Man Utd, and yet the club are making it crystal clear that he is completely ignored when it comes to bringing players in.

 

The writing must be on the wall for Nigel. Perhaps it would be better if he resigned now and reclaimed what little self-respect this club might let him walk away with.

 

Adkins ... not Atkins. Adkins.

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He does it all the time, just talks crap. The other day he said he had no idea, until he was told that Molde have accepted a bid

 

He then went quiet and said 'its exciting isnt it'

 

He just speaks in riddles, read absolutely nothing into it

 

I think he's hilarious and just winding the media/us up - same way he talked about the jrod dive with a completely straight face at the weekend. It's all a game and some of the posters on here need to stop taking everything so seriously.

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