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Sure it will have all been done, and will be announced just after the game tonight.

 

Maybe Forren wants to see how we perform before he commits? What gives him the right to act like that? I'm getting a bad feeling about this guy. First he refuses to have a trial at Liverpool because he thinks he's too good and then he won't sign for us until he's seen us play. I'd send him packing, with a flea in his ear.

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Maybe Forren wants to see how we perform before he commits? What gives him the right to act like that? I'm getting a bad feeling about this guy. First he refuses to have a trial at Liverpool because he thinks he's too good and then he won't sign for us until he's seen us play. I'd send him packing, with a flea in his ear.

 

Exactly, if he's not man enough to sit and watch us get smashed before signing then it's not the character we want at this football club.

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It is a bit gay to think that his agent looks rather dishy?

 

They're neither of them bad. The agent looks like a slightly pinched Ronan Keating.

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What worries me is that we can't see their legs in that picture. Obviouisly doing a Tom Cruise and standing on a box to make themselves look taller

 

Do we really want a 5'6" tall centre back? :uhoh:

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Considering how big a club we are now, do you think the management will start doing `Welcome to Madrid Ronaldo' style presentations to the fans at the stadium, with 40k turning up to see Forren juggle a ball for two minutes, followed by a quick stage managed interview and some fireworks to round things off? Imagine the revene from the car park.

I think we would need to expand the stadium for this. But then we are a massive club so should happen soon.

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What worries me is that we can't see their legs in that picture. Obviouisly doing a Tom Cruise and standing on a box to make themselves look taller

 

Do we really want a 5'6" tall centre back? :uhoh:

He is a hobbit, big furry feet to hoof the ball. No need for height.

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His agent looks like Kelvin with blond hair. Maybe KD is is agent and has recently dyed his hair?

 

Who knows. I am not gay but I have always fancied Kelvin; but I do not like his new blond hair.

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@RBFlemma: Forren transfer postponed a day or two. Southampton wants focus on tonights game v Chelsea. Signature (almost) only thing left.

 

so why postpone it then, how disconcerting to the other pros is a bloke signing a bit of paper.

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@RBFlemma: Forren transfer postponed a day or two. Southampton wants focus on tonights game v Chelsea. Signature (almost) only thing left.

 

Forren announcement postponed would make more sense.

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And this transfer is like a soap Oprah

ahem

 

Ah, it's not compared to the hammering the F5 key got during the Ramirez transfer.

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Forren on the left and his agent on the right for you stalkers hanging around St Marys/Staplewood.

 

Dont think he will frighten attackers like Big John McGrath did

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Looks like Rory McIlroy.

 

No, Forren has a hair style.

 

On the subject of which, just want to let you know Tiger says Hi to you all, he asked me to get Rallyboy's signature for him. Apparently he reads the PTS on his long haul flights.

 

He said he was wearing Yellow today to lend his support to us tonight at Chelsea (he's hacked off they never invited him back apparently).

 

He was gutted to find out we were in Red tonight, he asked if we could postpone the game until Sunday as he only wears red that day for some reason

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No, Forren has a hair style.

 

On the subject of which, just want to let you know Tiger says Hi to you all, he asked me to get Rallyboy's signature for him. Apparently he reads the PTS on his long haul flights.

 

He said he was wearing Yellow today to lend his support to us tonight at Chelsea (he's hacked off they never invited him back apparently).

 

He was gutted to find out we were in Red tonight, he asked if we could postpone the game until Sunday as he only wears red that day for some reason

 

Ok, cheers Phil zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ;)

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I can't imagine that Tiger Woods has ever heard of Southampton Football Club somehow...

 

Funnily enough.....

He has, and his manager Mark STILL laughs about it some 4 years on

 

Older posters will recall their shock at seeing the Slash shirt walking round & talking to him a couple of years ago on Sky.... (It was a bet - I won)

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No, Forren has a hair style.

 

On the subject of which, just want to let you know Tiger says Hi to you all, he asked me to get Rallyboy's signature for him. Apparently he reads the PTS on his long haul flights.

 

He said he was wearing Yellow today to lend his support to us tonight at Chelsea (he's hacked off they never invited him back apparently).

 

He was gutted to find out we were in Red tonight, he asked if we could postpone the game until Sunday as he only wears red that day for some reason

 

Bring him along to SMS next time he's free. Tell him there's plenty of muff in So'ton & to dive right in.

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Funnily enough.....

He has, and his manager Mark STILL laughs about it some 4 years on

 

Older posters will recall their shock at seeing the Slash shirt walking round & talking to him a couple of years ago on Sky.... (It was a bet - I won)

 

Get Tiger down to St Mary's, then I'll believe you.

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Tiger + Phil ?

 

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In the middle of a desert on his last trip down. The legend still managed to find a fiteh with a great grip and awesome backswing...

 

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I know you'll all be shocked to know he asked her to hold his club and give it a go.

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