PhilippineSaint Posted 11 January, 2013 Posted 11 January, 2013 Do a Wimbledon But relocate to Asia or South America or Scandinavia.
Barry Sanchez Posted 11 January, 2013 Posted 11 January, 2013 Free pies would be a start and free fillings for teeth not for pies every other home game.
suewhistle Posted 11 January, 2013 Posted 11 January, 2013 Have some slightly better looking and slimmer guys.. Most, based on my last visit, seem well over-weight..
Miltonroader07 Posted 11 January, 2013 Author Posted 11 January, 2013 Ummmmm assuming that women get the choice......... who started that rumour FFS
SNSUN Posted 11 January, 2013 Posted 11 January, 2013 Stop showing football and start showing Justin Bieber, One Direction and Lionel Ritchie. (Wait, does fit bit chez like Lionel? Cuz they shud.)
Dig Dig Posted 12 January, 2013 Posted 12 January, 2013 Just let them all know that I'm in attendance
Polaroid Saint Posted 12 January, 2013 Posted 12 January, 2013 Open up the sunbed room and spa for a pre-match pamper.
JustMike Posted 13 January, 2013 Posted 13 January, 2013 Spudgun said: Sign David Beckham that would mean posh spice would attend too though!
Window Cleaner Posted 13 January, 2013 Posted 13 January, 2013 JustMike said: that would mean posh spice would attend too though! So ? Q.E.D
JustMike Posted 13 January, 2013 Posted 13 January, 2013 Window Cleaner said: So ? Q.E.D she might...sing!
Window Cleaner Posted 13 January, 2013 Posted 13 January, 2013 JustMike said: she might...sing! sing or not she'd better better looking than most of our regular lady followers though which was the objective.
JustMike Posted 13 January, 2013 Posted 13 January, 2013 Window Cleaner said: sing or not she'd better better looking than most of our regular lady followers though which was the objective. debatable!
Spudders Posted 13 January, 2013 Posted 13 January, 2013 JustMike said: she might...sing! Stick her in the chapel end, get some songs going!
Itchen_block4 Posted 14 January, 2013 Posted 14 January, 2013 Vibrating seats Cheap cocktails/mixers - girls guzzle these down Clean toilets - Men go in, have a **** and come out again, but women actually spend time in them doing make up and ****. Groups of women can't go five minutes without *****ing with each other and the toilet is a safe haven for them to do this. Clean toilets would make a good impression. Tighter shorts for players Being kid friendly - attract the milfs Turn the concourse into a massive nightclub post match. Only after a win though.
Polaroid Saint Posted 19 January, 2013 Posted 19 January, 2013 Employ a swarthy young manager who looks good in a tight-knit v-neck jumper?
jjsaint Posted 22 January, 2013 Posted 22 January, 2013 The women at St Mary's are already the most lovely in the Premier League.
CB Saint Posted 22 January, 2013 Posted 22 January, 2013 Get Take That / JLS to play a concert there.
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