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For one reason or another I spend quite a lot of time wasting my life looking for updates on this forum. On days like today, I find I have got 'up to speed' on pretty much everything - transfer speculation, immigration and masturbation. This leads me to speculate that 'other boards' may be out there, where bored people type stuff. Doesn't have to be football related, but let me know if there's other places where I can spend my online time! Thanks!

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For one reason or another I spend quite a lot of time wasting my life looking for updates on this forum. On days like today, I find I have got 'up to speed' on pretty much everything - transfer speculation, immigration and masturbation. This leads me to speculate that 'other boards' may be out there, where bored people type stuff. Doesn't have to be football related, but let me know if there's other places where I can spend my online time! Thanks!

 

Redtube.com should sort you out :)

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Well, yeah but no. I was looking for a more interactive experience, not really involving pornography. A bit like Saintsweb with news, discussion and banter but not all about Saints. After all, I can spend hours on here if I missed a couple of days, but a vvank will only occupy a few minutes, if that, especially if I've missed a couple of days.

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Well, yeah but no. I was looking for a more interactive experience, not really involving pornography. A bit like Saintsweb with news, discussion and banter but not all about Saints. After all, I can spend hours on here if I missed a couple of days, but a vvank will only occupy a few minutes, if that, especially if I've missed a couple of days.

 

Thats the muppet show we know nothing about saints but it is very interactive

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Yeah it's a shame more people don't post in the muppet show, sometimes I just sit pressing F5 waiting for something to happen, but more often than not there's nothing going on at all.

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Yeah it's a shame more people don't post in the muppet show, sometimes I just sit pressing F5 waiting for something to happen, but more often than not there's nothing going on at all.

 

A lot of regular board posters seem a bit straight-laced to me. Muppet show would be too shocking for them. Why I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them aren't Amish or Quakers or something. Doesn't need much to upset some main board posters.

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:lol: :lol: Are the Amish & Quakers allowed to even use the internet? Maybe there's a paperbased version of the forum and they can handwrite their posts & pass them across to someone else who then adds details to the online version!
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:lol: :lol: Are the Amish & Quakers allowed to even use the internet? Maybe there's a paperbased version of the forum and they can handwrite their posts & pass them across to someone else who then adds details to the online version!

 

A good question, I must research into Amish and the Internet, might see if I can't get a research grant for it.

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In fact some Amish communities seem to allow basic use of the internet for non-frivolous usage. Lets the Muppet Show out though I guess.

 

your trying to tell me that when Mr Amish gets on the internet he doesn't look at porn!

your havin a laff

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your trying to tell me that when Mr Amish gets on the internet he doesn't look at porn!

your havin a laff

 

I have no idea but there are studies on the subject apparently. I don't look at porn and I'm not Amish. Don't rate porn myself, then again, my Mrs is extremely good looking even though she's not 21 any more. No I'm not posting a picture so don't bother.

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I have no idea but there are studies on the subject apparently. I don't look at porn and I'm not Amish. Don't rate porn myself, then again, my Mrs is extremely good looking even though she's not 21 any more. No I'm not posting a picture so don't bother.

 

I wish I could get a grant to do these studies might have stayed at school instead of getting a job

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I wish I could get a grant to do these studies might have stayed at school instead of getting a job

 

You missed out there, had 7 excellent years in Central London "aux frais de la princesse" as we say around here. B.Sc, M.Sc, Ph.D

after your name just allowed you a few more years of the same, then government money got scarce and you had to work a bit.

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A lot of regular board posters seem a bit straight-laced to me. Muppet show would be too shocking for them. Why I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them aren't Amish or Quakers or something. Doesn't need much to upset some main board posters.

 

Some of us have kids who are Saints fans who also read and post on here from time to time.

 

Maybe we should get Granty to let us have 2 user names. 1 for normal forum and 1 for Muppet Show? That would open up the ability to respond to FAR more threads, especially that 3some one.

 

On which subject I had a nice foursome today. Very nice lads to play with.

 

Had a stonking birdie on 17th

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Some of us have kids who are Saints fans who also read and post on here from time to time.

 

Maybe we should get Granty to let us have 2 user names. 1 for normal forum and 1 for Muppet Show? That would open up the ability to respond to FAR more threads, especially that 3some one.

 

On which subject I had a nice foursome today. Very nice lads to play with.

 

Had a stonking birdie on 17th

 

But they're grown up Phil, think you'd be more worried about their revelations than they'll be with yours. We have a don't ask, don't tell policy in this house,they live far away and we don't require or seek surplus information.

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But they're grown up Phil, think you'd be more worried about their revelations than they'll be with yours. We have a don't ask, don't tell policy in this house,they live far away and we don't require or seek surplus information.

 

Agree with that. Especially after one of them had a dying laptop...

 

Which I got running......

 

To find their wall paper was a pic from The Bulldog in Hamsterjam. That stuff is all well and good but, not sure I would want to read about their experiences of trying to test the reactions of their other half to a night trying out Bearsy's 50 shades fred for eg....

 

Jeez, potentially having them & Son In Law on MY Stag weekend in April will be as weird as it will ever get for me......

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