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The best looking women go to the stand i am in, to be around the best looking man in SMS.

 

Turks, I don't go to many games. Where do they stand when I'm NOT there? :)

 

I imagine they have some sort of half-time vigil for around ten games a year.

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Turks, I don't go to many games. Where do they stand when I'm NOT there? :)

 

I imagine they have some sort of half-time vigil for around ten games a year.

 

The Bassett ***** Krew raise a bottle of Carlsberg to their missing Scouse fanny thermometer.

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The Bassett ***** Krew raise a bottle of Carlsberg to their missing Scouse fanny thermometer.

 

The people at the posh end of Bassett take exception to us rapscallion Flower Estate types appropriating the district name for ourselves.

 

My view is that if they care so much, they can fight us for it. Daisy Dip. No tools from the Flower Estate lads. No pony whips or concealed ciabattas for the posh lot. Fair fight. Fisticuffs only rumble. Settle it once and for all.

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The people at the posh end of Bassett take exception to us rapscallion Flower Estate types appropriating the district name for ourselves.

 

My view is that if they care so much, they can fight us for it. Daisy Dip. No tools from the Flower Estate lads. No pony whips or concealed ciabattas for the posh lot. Fair fight. Fisticuffs only rumble. Settle it once and for all.

 

We should get JLS to do a cover version of The Eton Rifles to play as the theme tune to this pay per view demonstration of suburban termoil.

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We should get JLS to do a cover version of The Eton Rifles to play as the theme tune to this pay per view demonstration of suburban termoil.

 

Probably a bit pricey at the moment. We spent all our money on gear and can only afford Steve Brookstein. We're hoping he'll take payment in weed.

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I remember about 30 years ago stood on the dell terraces and there was some really fit bird stood in front of us, my mate said "if we score I'm having a grope " sure enough we knock one in and he touches her up during celebration. You could see she wasn't sure if it was an accident , but moved second half.

 

Couldn't happen nowadays of course, another reason to bemoan all seated stadiums.

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We should get JLS to do a cover version of The Eton Rifles to play as the theme tune to this pay per view demonstration of suburban termoil.

 

Give "The Battle Of Epping Forest" by Genesis a listen. It is on the Selling England By The Pound LP. Peter Gabriel at his finest.

 

FAF feck and would probably sum up the occassion really well!!

 

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I remember about 30 years ago stood on the dell terraces and there was some really fit bird stood in front of us, my mate said "if we score I'm having a grope " sure enough we knock one in and he touches her up during celebration. You could see she wasn't sure if it was an accident , but moved second half.

 

Couldn't happen nowadays of course, another reason to bemoan all seated stadiums.

 

Archer's Road? Blonde ? Probably Chris, she wouldn't have minded unless of course your mate was old and pug ugly.

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The people at the posh end of Bassett take exception to us rapscallion Flower Estate types appropriating the district name for ourselves.

 

My view is that if they care so much, they can fight us for it. Daisy Dip. No tools from the Flower Estate lads. No pony whips or concealed ciabattas for the posh lot. Fair fight. Fisticuffs only rumble. Settle it once and for all.

 

None of you Bassett benders would last 5 minutes in Woolston. Not even the peasants with flowers in their gardens.

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None of you Bassett benders would last 5 minutes in Woolston. Not even the peasants with flowers in their gardens.

 

Brilliant, except I lived there for about a year in 1993. Bridge Road. Flat above the chip shop.

 

I was only 17/18 at the time, so would have been a prime candidate for trouble off the local lads. Only one incident. Was having a party. Some people gate crashed. My Bassett mate filled 'em all in. They never came back despite issuing several threats.

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