Miltonroader07 Posted 4 January, 2013 Posted 4 January, 2013 which stand has the best looking women at SMS
Turkish Posted 4 January, 2013 Posted 4 January, 2013 The best looking women go to the stand i am in, to be around the best looking man in SMS.
pap Posted 4 January, 2013 Posted 4 January, 2013 The best looking women go to the stand i am in, to be around the best looking man in SMS. Turks, I don't go to many games. Where do they stand when I'm NOT there? I imagine they have some sort of half-time vigil for around ten games a year.
Turkish Posted 4 January, 2013 Posted 4 January, 2013 Turks, I don't go to many games. Where do they stand when I'm NOT there? I imagine they have some sort of half-time vigil for around ten games a year. The Bassett ***** Krew raise a bottle of Carlsberg to their missing Scouse fanny thermometer.
pap Posted 4 January, 2013 Posted 4 January, 2013 The Bassett ***** Krew raise a bottle of Carlsberg to their missing Scouse fanny thermometer. The people at the posh end of Bassett take exception to us rapscallion Flower Estate types appropriating the district name for ourselves. My view is that if they care so much, they can fight us for it. Daisy Dip. No tools from the Flower Estate lads. No pony whips or concealed ciabattas for the posh lot. Fair fight. Fisticuffs only rumble. Settle it once and for all.
Turkish Posted 4 January, 2013 Posted 4 January, 2013 The people at the posh end of Bassett take exception to us rapscallion Flower Estate types appropriating the district name for ourselves. My view is that if they care so much, they can fight us for it. Daisy Dip. No tools from the Flower Estate lads. No pony whips or concealed ciabattas for the posh lot. Fair fight. Fisticuffs only rumble. Settle it once and for all. We should get JLS to do a cover version of The Eton Rifles to play as the theme tune to this pay per view demonstration of suburban termoil.
pap Posted 4 January, 2013 Posted 4 January, 2013 We should get JLS to do a cover version of The Eton Rifles to play as the theme tune to this pay per view demonstration of suburban termoil. Probably a bit pricey at the moment. We spent all our money on gear and can only afford Steve Brookstein. We're hoping he'll take payment in weed.
Griffo Posted 4 January, 2013 Posted 4 January, 2013 The best looking women go to the stand i am in, to be around the best looking man in SMS. Me?
PhilippineSaint Posted 5 January, 2013 Posted 5 January, 2013 you need to look in either South American or Scandinavian stadiums for the best looking tarts that go to football.
Barry Sanchez Posted 5 January, 2013 Posted 5 January, 2013 Southampton last had an attractive woman through it in 1998, any chance of seeing one in the Cities football stadium is about as rare as picking the correct four in the National..........................
Lighthouse Posted 5 January, 2013 Posted 5 January, 2013 you need to look in either South American or Scandinavian stadiums for the best looking tarts that go to football. You can add Eastern Europe to that list, certainly if the Ukrainian lady I once stood next to at a game is anything to go by.
Spudders Posted 5 January, 2013 Posted 5 January, 2013 Why are there no pictures of woman at the football in this thread yet?
BadgerBadger Posted 5 January, 2013 Posted 5 January, 2013 Loads of lovely ladies in the Itchen block today, they were everywhere in the concourse at half time
Lord Duckhunter Posted 7 January, 2013 Posted 7 January, 2013 I remember about 30 years ago stood on the dell terraces and there was some really fit bird stood in front of us, my mate said "if we score I'm having a grope " sure enough we knock one in and he touches her up during celebration. You could see she wasn't sure if it was an accident , but moved second half. Couldn't happen nowadays of course, another reason to bemoan all seated stadiums.
ericofarabia Posted 7 January, 2013 Posted 7 January, 2013 (edited) We should get JLS to do a cover version of The Eton Rifles to play as the theme tune to this pay per view demonstration of suburban termoil. Give "The Battle Of Epping Forest" by Genesis a listen. It is on the Selling England By The Pound LP. Peter Gabriel at his finest. FAF feck and would probably sum up the occassion really well!! Edited 7 January, 2013 by ericofarabia
Window Cleaner Posted 7 January, 2013 Posted 7 January, 2013 I remember about 30 years ago stood on the dell terraces and there was some really fit bird stood in front of us, my mate said "if we score I'm having a grope " sure enough we knock one in and he touches her up during celebration. You could see she wasn't sure if it was an accident , but moved second half. Couldn't happen nowadays of course, another reason to bemoan all seated stadiums. Archer's Road? Blonde ? Probably Chris, she wouldn't have minded unless of course your mate was old and pug ugly.
Wade Garrett Posted 8 January, 2013 Posted 8 January, 2013 The people at the posh end of Bassett take exception to us rapscallion Flower Estate types appropriating the district name for ourselves. My view is that if they care so much, they can fight us for it. Daisy Dip. No tools from the Flower Estate lads. No pony whips or concealed ciabattas for the posh lot. Fair fight. Fisticuffs only rumble. Settle it once and for all. None of you Bassett benders would last 5 minutes in Woolston. Not even the peasants with flowers in their gardens.
pap Posted 8 January, 2013 Posted 8 January, 2013 None of you Bassett benders would last 5 minutes in Woolston. Not even the peasants with flowers in their gardens. Brilliant, except I lived there for about a year in 1993. Bridge Road. Flat above the chip shop. I was only 17/18 at the time, so would have been a prime candidate for trouble off the local lads. Only one incident. Was having a party. Some people gate crashed. My Bassett mate filled 'em all in. They never came back despite issuing several threats.
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