Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 (edited) for your cookery...? Things got a bit stale in your kitchen? http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 :neutral::smt090:smt101:cry::smt088:smt012:smt078 Incidentally, before anyone asks, hilariously, what I was looking, for, someone else showed me this. I don't dare ask them. Edited 24 November, 2008 by Robsk II typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Trust you to find that Robsk! :smt042 and you say I am pour homme! This extract from the description made me lol though... Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Can you not actually read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Can you not actually read? I can't reeeeed. I don't know how to reed. I am speciel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Yes, quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 HA HA HA This is a good quote: "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available" They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting. I really don't think it would have any benefits at all in cooking other than the hilarious look on your friends faces when you tell them the meal they've just eaten has your blokes cum in it. That would be very very funny! Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Yes, quite. Very spechiel in fact. All you have to do is look at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Can you not actually read? Yes I can read, however; I had started typing my response before you edited your original post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 HA HA HA This is a good quote: "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available" They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting. I really don't think it would have any benefits at all in cooking other than the hilarious look on your friends faces when you tell them the meal they've just eaten has your blokes cum in it. That would be very very funny! Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense? I've seen this advert. I think maybe they mean it doesn't say the word "weeks" on the display, otherwise, yeah, it makes no sense. As for cum tasting, I'm not one of these weird guys who has ever felt compelled to try their own. Can't imagine how it could be particularly nice, though. Does it really vary that much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Yes I can read, however; I had started typing my response before you edited your original post... I guessed. I was just being horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Trust you to find that Robsk! :smt042 and you say I am pour homme! This extract from the description made me lol though... I see we liked the same quote! It isn't available in this house given it's me and one other lady living here. I also really don't like the idea of consuming some random blokes semen in a restaurant *can't be bothered to look though and find the sick smiley* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting. Ill get in there before any one else does... Cum conosseuir? Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense? I saw that one a few days ago, wondered how they do it?! So if it predicts time, but doesnt show weeks, does it just go by nearest month??? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 I guessed. I was just being horrible. Bully :roll: It isn't available in this house given it's me and one other lady living here. I also really don't like the idea of consuming some random blokes semen in a restaurant *can't be bothered to look though and find the sick smiley* Hmmm, supply and demand..... there is a joke in there somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Ill get in there before any one else does... Cum conosseuir? I saw that one a few days ago, wondered how they do it?! So if it predicts time, but doesnt show weeks, does it just go by nearest month??? :confused: IMO all these pregnancy tests that offer anything other than just telling you if you're pregnant or not are a waste of the extra expense. I just thought that bit was funny. The ones that say they will tell you if you're pregnant so many days before your missed period are the most useless. If you read the small print the earlier you take it the less accurate it is... so exactly the same as the ordinary tests! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 I don't think there's a joke in there but let me know if you find one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 he wants to volunteer his inferior, probably nasty tasting jizz. It's predictable and not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 I don't think there's a joke in there but let me know if you find one! he wants to volunteer his inferior, probably nasty tasting jizz. It's predictable and not funny. Ta daa! Ginge spotted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 I'm not ginger, you fat, socially incompetent, retarded Crouchie-esque bellendface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 I'm not ginger, you fat, socially incompetent, retarded Crouchie-esque bellendface. :smt042 ok Ginge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Bellendface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Bellendface. Why do you feel so insecure about being called a ginger monster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Why do you feel so insecure about being called a ginger monster? :smt042 *Hit a nerve? *Too close to the truth? *Cos its true? (pick one of the above) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Do you ever consider that I'm not actually getting angry, thicktards? Calvin for one knows very well I'm not anything like ginger, so do you honestly think I'd get angry? I never, ever get actually angry on the internet. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Do you ever consider that I'm not actually getting angry, thicktards? Calvin for one knows very well I'm not anything like ginger, so do you honestly think I'd get angry? I never, ever get actually angry on the internet. Ever. :smt076 You respond with such venom though... :smt042 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 I know. Being deliberately vitriolic happens to amuse me. I enjoy goading people and getting a response as much or more than the next person, and my means and motivations are generally a lot less transparent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 I know. Being deliberately vitriolic happens to amuse me. I enjoy goading people and getting a response as much or more than the next person, and my means and motivations are generally a lot less transparent. Good good, I enjoy our little banter wars too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Do you ever consider that I'm not actually getting angry, thicktards? Calvin for one knows very well I'm not anything like ginger, so do you honestly think I'd get angry? I never, ever get actually angry on the internet. Ever. Thicktards..There is no such word as that. It is not in the dictionary. Sorry buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Drop the pedantry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Rob 4 gingerz lull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 24 November, 2008 Share Posted 24 November, 2008 Do you ever consider that I'm not actually getting angry, thicktards? Calvin for one knows very well I'm not anything like ginger, so do you honestly think I'd get angry? I never, ever get actually angry on the internet. Ever. I think you did get angry once about 3 or 4 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 24 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2008 I shall hear of no such thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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