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HA HA HA

 

This is a good quote: "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available"

 

They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting. I really don't think it would have any benefits at all in cooking other than the hilarious look on your friends faces when you tell them the meal they've just eaten has your blokes cum in it. That would be very very funny!

 

Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense?

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HA HA HA

 

This is a good quote: "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available"

 

They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting. I really don't think it would have any benefits at all in cooking other than the hilarious look on your friends faces when you tell them the meal they've just eaten has your blokes cum in it. That would be very very funny!

 

Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense?

 

I've seen this advert. I think maybe they mean it doesn't say the word "weeks" on the display, otherwise, yeah, it makes no sense.

 

As for cum tasting, I'm not one of these weird guys who has ever felt compelled to try their own. Can't imagine how it could be particularly nice, though. Does it really vary that much? :rolleyes:

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Trust you to find that Robsk! :smt042 and you say I am pour homme!

 

This extract from the description made me lol though...

 

I see we liked the same quote! :D

 

It isn't available in this house given it's me and one other lady living here. I also really don't like the idea of consuming some random blokes semen in a restaurant *can't be bothered to look though and find the sick smiley*

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They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting.

 

Ill get in there before any one else does...

 

Cum conosseuir? ;)

 

Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense?

 

I saw that one a few days ago, wondered how they do it?! So if it predicts time, but doesnt show weeks, does it just go by nearest month??? :confused:

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I guessed. I was just being horrible.

 

Bully :roll:

 

It isn't available in this house given it's me and one other lady living here. I also really don't like the idea of consuming some random blokes semen in a restaurant *can't be bothered to look though and find the sick smiley*

 

Hmmm, supply and demand..... there is a joke in there somewhere! :D

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Ill get in there before any one else does...

 

Cum conosseuir? ;)

 

 

 

I saw that one a few days ago, wondered how they do it?! So if it predicts time, but doesnt show weeks, does it just go by nearest month??? :confused:

 

IMO all these pregnancy tests that offer anything other than just telling you if you're pregnant or not are a waste of the extra expense. I just thought that bit was funny. The ones that say they will tell you if you're pregnant so many days before your missed period are the most useless. If you read the small print the earlier you take it the less accurate it is... so exactly the same as the ordinary tests!

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Do you ever consider that I'm not actually getting angry, thicktards? Calvin for one knows very well I'm not anything like ginger, so do you honestly think I'd get angry? I never, ever get actually angry on the internet. Ever.

 

Thicktards..There is no such word as that.

It is not in the dictionary.

 

Sorry buddy

 

;)

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