New good ideas

[Robsk II]

for your cookery...?

 

Things got a bit stale in your kitchen?

 

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

 

:neutral::smt090:smt101:cry::smt088:smt012:smt078

 

Incidentally, before anyone asks, hilariously, what I was looking, for, someone else showed me this. I don't dare ask them.

Edited 24 November, 2008 by Robsk II
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[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Trust you to find that Robsk! :smt042 and you say I am pour homme!

 

This extract from the description made me lol though...

 

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants

[Robsk II]

Can you not actually read?

[Calvin]

Can you not actually read?

 

I can't reeeeed. I don't know how to reed.

I am speciel

[Robsk II]

Yes, quite.

[Pip87]

HA HA HA

 

This is a good quote: "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available"

 

They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting. I really don't think it would have any benefits at all in cooking other than the hilarious look on your friends faces when you tell them the meal they've just eaten has your blokes cum in it. That would be very very funny!

 

Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense?

[Calvin]

Yes, quite.

 

Very spechiel in fact.

All you have to do is look at me

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Can you not actually read?

 

Yes I can read, however;

 

I had started typing my response before you edited your original post...

[Robsk II]

HA HA HA

 

This is a good quote: "Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available"

 

They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting. I really don't think it would have any benefits at all in cooking other than the hilarious look on your friends faces when you tell them the meal they've just eaten has your blokes cum in it. That would be very very funny!

 

Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense?

 

I've seen this advert. I think maybe they mean it doesn't say the word "weeks" on the display, otherwise, yeah, it makes no sense.

 

As for cum tasting, I'm not one of these weird guys who has ever felt compelled to try their own. Can't imagine how it could be particularly nice, though. Does it really vary that much?

[Robsk II]

Yes I can read, however;

 

I had started typing my response before you edited your original post...

 

I guessed. I was just being horrible.

[Pip87]

Trust you to find that Robsk! :smt042 and you say I am pour homme!

 

This extract from the description made me lol though...

 

I see we liked the same quote!

 

It isn't available in this house given it's me and one other lady living here. I also really don't like the idea of consuming some random blokes semen in a restaurant *can't be bothered to look though and find the sick smiley*

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

They fail to mention it depends on the bloke as, although some is very nice, some blokes semen tastes absolutely disgusting.

 

Ill get in there before any one else does...

 

Cum conosseuir?

 

Talking of cum and related things - an advert just came up on the tv for a pregnancy test that tells you not only if you're pregnant but also how many weeks you are gone. The small print at the bottom says "the term weeks is used for illustration purposes only". So really it's a total waste of the extra expense?

 

I saw that one a few days ago, wondered how they do it?! So if it predicts time, but doesnt show weeks, does it just go by nearest month??? :confused:

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I guessed. I was just being horrible.

 

Bully :roll:

 

It isn't available in this house given it's me and one other lady living here. I also really don't like the idea of consuming some random blokes semen in a restaurant *can't be bothered to look though and find the sick smiley*

 

Hmmm, supply and demand..... there is a joke in there somewhere!

[Pip87]

Ill get in there before any one else does...

 

Cum conosseuir?

 

 

 

I saw that one a few days ago, wondered how they do it?! So if it predicts time, but doesnt show weeks, does it just go by nearest month??? :confused:

 

IMO all these pregnancy tests that offer anything other than just telling you if you're pregnant or not are a waste of the extra expense. I just thought that bit was funny. The ones that say they will tell you if you're pregnant so many days before your missed period are the most useless. If you read the small print the earlier you take it the less accurate it is... so exactly the same as the ordinary tests!

[Pip87]

I don't think there's a joke in there but let me know if you find one!

[Robsk II]

he wants to volunteer his inferior, probably nasty tasting jizz. It's predictable and not funny.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I don't think there's a joke in there but let me know if you find one!

 

he wants to volunteer his inferior, probably nasty tasting jizz. It's predictable and not funny.

 

Ta daa!

 

Ginge spotted it

[Robsk II]

I'm not ginger, you fat, socially incompetent, retarded Crouchie-esque bellendface.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I'm not ginger, you fat, socially incompetent, retarded Crouchie-esque bellendface.

 

:smt042 ok Ginge

[Robsk II]

Bellendface.

[Calvin]

Bellendface.

 

Why do you feel so insecure about being called a ginger monster?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Why do you feel so insecure about being called a ginger monster?

 

:smt042

 

*Hit a nerve?

*Too close to the truth?

*Cos its true?

 

(pick one of the above)

[Robsk II]

Do you ever consider that I'm not actually getting angry, thicktards? Calvin for one knows very well I'm not anything like ginger, so do you honestly think I'd get angry? I never, ever get actually angry on the internet. Ever.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Do you ever consider that I'm not actually getting angry, thicktards? Calvin for one knows very well I'm not anything like ginger, so do you honestly think I'd get angry? I never, ever get actually angry on the internet. Ever.

 

:smt076

 

You respond with such venom though... :smt042

[Robsk II]

I know. Being deliberately vitriolic happens to amuse me. I enjoy goading people and getting a response as much or more than the next person, and my means and motivations are generally a lot less transparent.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I know. Being deliberately vitriolic happens to amuse me. I enjoy goading people and getting a response as much or more than the next person, and my means and motivations are generally a lot less transparent.

 

Good good, I enjoy our little banter wars too.

[Calvin]

Do you ever consider that I'm not actually getting angry, thicktards? Calvin for one knows very well I'm not anything like ginger, so do you honestly think I'd get angry? I never, ever get actually angry on the internet. Ever.

 

Thicktards..There is no such word as that.

It is not in the dictionary.

 

Sorry buddy

 

[Robsk II]

Drop the pedantry.

[scott_saints]

Rob 4 gingerz

 

lull

[JohnnyFartPants]

Do you ever consider that I'm not actually getting angry, thicktards? Calvin for one knows very well I'm not anything like ginger, so do you honestly think I'd get angry? I never, ever get actually angry on the internet. Ever.

 

I think you did get angry once about 3 or 4 years ago.

[Robsk II]

I shall hear of no such thing.