CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 What are they like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Nervous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 do you dance, or is that a nervous breakdance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Nervous breakdance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Ask Plastic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Fun to watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Ask Plastic... lol, oh yeah, he was nearly as insane as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 What are they like? Are you interested out of interest or are you contemplating having one then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 I would give a serious answer, but this doesn't seem like the place, so sit back and enjoy the ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 I would give a serious answer, but this doesn't seem like the place, so sit back and enjoy the ride! Have you had a teh nervous breakdance before then?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 it wont be a nervous breakdown C_F, it will be a sustained man period i reckon. You will snap out of it with lots of alcohol party time and when you get the key to the first toffeelocker of singledom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 I want to have one, i want some time off work, ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Have you had a teh nervous breakdance before then?? not a full scale padded cell job, no. But it certainly didn't make for a good christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Ahh reading in between the lines C_F is now single? Suck it up man, think of all the fresh meat you can get your hands on now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Ahh reading in between the lines C_F is now single? Suck it up man, think of all the fresh meat you can get your hands on now! I am, four years gone in about 10 minutes. This is what happens when you sleep with childern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 What are they like? I had one when I was breaking up with my Ex (speicifically during the period when she wouldn't move out!!!) Not something I would care to repeat. I lost perspective on everything and starting behaving totally out of character. I varied between feeling apathetic towards literally all aspects of life, becoming very angry and violent at the slightest thing and then feeling unreserved and intense fear. Apparently they can take on many different forms though. Ugh, nasty business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 I am, four years gone in about 10 minutes. Sorry to hear that. Although the plus sides are that (having been in mine for about 5 years or so now) single life can be a good change. I often wonder what it would be like to be single again! Is it completely dead or could it be just a small blip? How old are you if you dont mind me askin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 I had one when I was breaking up with my Ex (speicifically during the period when she wouldn't move out!!!) Not something I would care to repeat. I lost perspective on everything and starting behaving totally out of character. I was apathetic towards literally all aspects of life.... and very nearly lost my job, yet also I became very angry and violent at the slightest thing. Apparently they can take on many different forms though. i did manage to punch a hole in my bedroom wall, which i have to fix before my parents get back from holiday! opppps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Sorry to hear that. Although the plus sides are that (having been in mine for about 5 years or so now) single life can be a good change. I often wonder what it would be like to be single again! Is it completely dead or could it be just a small blip? How old are you if you dont mind me askin? Its gone mate, gone, no diggity no doubt, im 25 and she is 20, so it was a big age difference basically she wants to go to out have fun etc, fair enough imo, but she wants to be friends still, which is going to be a hard decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 i did manage to punch a hole in my bedroom wall, which i have to fix before my parents get back from holiday! opppps. Pop one of these up and job done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 I already have 4, i get enraged alot, ask goals in millbrook and a hippy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Meh. She wasn't too great anyway Cabbage. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Its gone mate, gone, no diggity no doubt, im 25 and she is 20, so it was a big age difference basically she wants to go to out have fun etc, fair enough imo, but she wants to be friends still, which is going to be a hard decision. The friends thing never works, especially when you see her with another bloke for the first time. You'll probably need a few more clocks then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Meh. She wasn't too great anyway Cabbage. That is all. Lol, i love you still thou, more than anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 The friends thing never works, especially when you see her with another bloke for the first time. You'll probably need a few more clocks then. Excatly what i was thinking, but she dont see it like that, ill see what happens, its all gravy, i just got too get over this first week of giving back stuff i have of hers and visa versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Excatly what i was thinking, but she dont see it like that, ill see what happens, its all gravy, i just got too get over this first week of giving back stuff i have of hers and visa versa. Pull yourself together man, get some mates together and go and get wasted and pull whatever you can. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. This works for both male and female. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Friends probably eventually, but not for a while i reckon. Maybe you could really badly break your arm, or Elbow perhaps, would give you some time off work and you wouldnt be a mentalist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Pull yourself together man, get some mates together and go and get wasted and pull whatever you can. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. This works for both male and female. :cool: i did that on Saturday night i have you know(the drunk part also smoked some cool stuff), also im ugly and i cant have sex as freely as non-ugly people. NOW HOOK ME UP WITH A WOMEN THAT WANTS POOR, SHORT, EMBRASSING SEX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Pull yourself together man, get some mates together and go and get wasted and pull whatever you can. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. This works for both male and female. :cool: Well done Jill, CF is now thinking about his mrs getting porked by someone else (possibly one of the worst visuals just after breaking up) CF, if you get stressed out about the break-up, it may help with the weight loss/get fit routine? When i get stressed it hits me in the belly, and i stop eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Well done Jill, CF is now thinking about his mrs getting porked by someone else (possibly one of the worst visuals just after breaking up) CF, if you get stressed out about the break-up, it may help with the weight loss/get fit routine? When i get stressed it hits me in the belly, and i stop eating. I wasnt until i read that, lol. Only joking i dont care i gave her aids, typhoid and rubella try porking that without dying. It will i went to the gym at 6.30am this morning and abousltey anhilated myself. Was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 There's plenty more skates in the sea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwaySaint1 Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 I am, four years gone in about 10 minutes. This is what happens when you sleep with childern. Did you mean children? maybe you want to change that post:D So did you get caught with your pants down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Did you mean children? maybe you want to change that post:D So did you get caught with your pants down? I twas being silly, no i didnt im that kind of dude, i have morals my man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 ...Women! Can't live with 'em, can't make soup with em. When a woman hits 20 strange things happen to them... same can be said for 18, 19, 21, 23, 24, and from 25 to 40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 if its got tits or tyres, it will cost you money and cause you grief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 ...Women! Can't live with 'em, can't make soup with em. When a woman hits 20 strange things happen to them... same can be said for 18, 19, 21, 23, 24, and from 25 to 40. So i need to find a 22 year old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 if its got tits or tyres, it will cost you money and cause you grief And if it has both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 And if it has both? Ride her to vegas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 So i need to find a 22 year old? Nah, they're feckin psycho bints at that age. FFS stay clear of the 22 year olds, tyres or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 So i need to find a 22 year old? No...because sooner or later they will become 23...become a eunuch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 No...because sooner or later they will become 23...become a eunuch... What a racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Anyone know of a slapper that wants some really poor quality sex? (dont say your ex, thats been done by my mates and when i say done i dont mean my ex, i mean the joke.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Anyone know of a slapper that wants some really poor quality sex? (dont say your ex, thats been done by my mates and when i say done i dont mean my ex, i mean the joke.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Sounds like you need Bumbles nightclub in Bournemuff...i am reliably informed it is the place to go to grab a granny...it won't be enjoyable but is a sure thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Cabbage, its a shame the Silhouette club is no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Its gone mate, gone, no diggity no doubt, im 25 and she is 20, so it was a big age difference basically she wants to go to out have fun etc, fair enough imo, but she wants to be friends still, which is going to be a hard decision. Pretty much the same between me and my Mrs 'cept she is 21 and im 25. Thing is, she will realise in a couple of months that she actually doesnt want the whole 'going out single thing' and its a relationship she wants. Its inbuilt to women to wanna settle down. The same cannot normally be said for blokes! Then she will come back, but its just whether you will take her then or not. If she see's you with another girl, that will probably speed the process up. The friends thing never works, especially when you see her with another bloke for the first time. You'll probably need a few more clocks then. Agreed, after I split with my Mrs (silly 6 month break up) I saw her with another bloke. She wasnt even interested in him, but it wound me up him trying it on with her (even though I left her!). He was trying to breakdance to impress her. T'was back in the days of smoking in clubs so I just flicked my cigarette at him. Not proud of it but at the time I was peeved off and thought it was a good way of marking my territory. I also hit a wall (litterally not metophorically) when I split with her as I still loved her so felt her pain. T'was a brick wall in varsity so my hand took the brunt of the damage. i did that on Saturday night i have you know(the drunk part also smoked some cool stuff), also im ugly and i cant have sex as freely as non-ugly people. NOW HOOK ME UP WITH A WOMEN THAT WANTS POOR, SHORT, EMBRASSING SEX Mate, its all about the confidence. I have some mates who are no oil paintings, not built like a greek god and dont have any money and they pull stunners! If places are no object, try a night out in Cardiff, its rammed with hot student muff and its a dead cert. Quality night out too. Stay in the premier/travel inn and its relatively cheap too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Would it be too soon to suggest Pompeylass needs a boyfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Would it be too soon to suggest Pompeylass needs a boyfriend? There are degrees of desparity. you have crossed a line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 There are degrees of desparity. you have crossed a line Making words up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 August, 2008 Share Posted 11 August, 2008 Making words up? is desparity not a word? should be IMO as should mantootin, meaning annoyed, Cabbage is mantootin he has to please himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now