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What is yours Milts?

 

I've not got any as such. I need to get back in shape but I've already started on that and it WILL happen as I'm doing the London marathon again in 2013.

 

I also need to start being more careful with my money as I've been pretty frivolous over the years when I could be. Now I've hit some harder times I'm finding out how foolish that was, but again that's not really a new year resolution, just something that'll change in 2013 because it has to.

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I want to date more supermodels

Well actually, I just want to date A supermodel

Well actually, I just want to find a girlfriend

Well actually, I just want to stop crying whilst I masturbate

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1) Get more action than in 2012 (Shouldn't be too difficult)

2) Find a girlfriend

3) Drink more

4) Go to more away games

5) Generally get out more

 

Some boring ones now:

6) Get fitter. My metabolism is such that I don't get fat, but my endurance is nil, I'm always tired and my muscles are weak as Katie Price's vag grip.

7) Be less of a lazy, useless cvvnt.

8) Get some uni work done

9) Spend less time on football forums

10) Actually follow through with things I say I'm going to do.

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1) Get more action than in 2012 (Shouldn't be too difficult)

2) Find a girlfriend

3) Drink more

4) Go to more away games

5) Generally get out more

 

Some boring ones now:

6) Get fitter. My metabolism is such that I don't get fat, but my endurance is nil, I'm always tired and my muscles are weak as Katie Price's vag grip.

7) Be less of a lazy, useless cvvnt.

8) Get some uni work done

9) Spend less time on football forums

10) Actually follow through with things I say I'm going to do.

 

 

And do you have personal experience of this ?

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And do you have personal experience of this ?

 

Remember the scene from Back to the Future where the train pushes the Delorean acrosss the canyon? Now imagine what would have happened had the speedo not reached 88mph...

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Remember the scene from Back to the Future where the train pushes the Delorean acrosss the canyon? Now imagine what would have happened had the speedo not reached 88mph...

 

Right, if the DL doesn't get up to 88 mph the bridge which is in the future but not the present in the past isn't there and the DL falls into Shonash/Clayton ravine but Doc an Clara escape on the hoverboard all the same to return to the blacksmiths I presume.

 

So I then presume if you could run at 88 mph you'd get to sh@g Katie Price and find out. Am I right?

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1) Lose weight. I've put quite a bit on this year and am going on honeymoon to Mexico in June to a resort with 24 pools and a beach. I'm not getting THIS out in its current condition.

 

2) Quit smoking, the same thing I say every year.

 

3) Quit drinking. My life would be better if I could do this, but I reaaaaaaaly don't think it'll happen.

 

4) Be nicer to the wife. I've turned into a snappy bastard since marriage.

 

5) Visit my family more. I only live 10 mins away but make excuses not to see them, so much so that they constantly offer to take us on meals out so they get to see us. Sometimes we accept.

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1. Make my new business a success

2. Keep making my amazing wife smile

3. No alcohol at all during January

4. Cut weight to below 80kg by end Feb

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Right, if the DL doesn't get up to 88 mph the bridge which is in the future but not the present in the past isn't there and the DL falls into Shonash/Clayton ravine but Doc an Clara escape on the hoverboard all the same to return to the blacksmiths I presume.

 

So I then presume if you could run at 88 mph you'd get to sh@g Katie Price and find out. Am I right?

 

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Get fit, drink less, eat less, stop frittering away time

 

The second one should be easy considering how I feel at the moment, although I do have the munchies right now, so that's three out the window.

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Not to cheer too loudly when pompey go under / go down - show some control and dignity at the time of their continued fall from grace.

 

( Alternatively, to raise the bloody roof off when pompey go under / go down - schadenfreude is fun ).

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Get fit, drink less, eat less, stop frittering away time

 

The second one should be easy considering how I feel at the moment, although I do have the munchies right now, so that's three out the window.

 

Eating less is rubbish - I'm starving

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New year resolution 1 is do not try to set any more resolutions till all the christmas food and drink has been finished.

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