Saint in Paradise Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 (edited) As it has been Christmas Day for over 8 hours here I have just opened some presents but now I need advice from you good folks. When she was in the UK earlier this year my wife visited some old friends of hers. I have never met them but they have very kindly sent me a Christmas present - all good SO FAR. However when opening said pressie I found a wallet, which I do really need, snag is the wallet has Portsmouth FC stamped on it as my wife forgot to say I love Saints and they just assumed I supported PFC as we used to live in Gosport ARRGGHH. Now 1. Do I use it and cover up the PFC bit with red tape ? 2. Can I trust it with my money or will the money just disappear into a black hole like what happens at PFC ? 3. Shall I throw it away ? 4. Shall I keep it unused so it becomes a collectors item when they are liquidated ? I have of course washed my hands before using this keyboard but I will be unable to wash my hands after every use of this wallet IF I keep it of course. Edited 24 December, 2012 by Saint in Paradise Added no.4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Microwave it. And video it for us to enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Microwave it. And video it for us to enjoy. We have a winning suggestion straight off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Soft enough for wiping your a*se? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Have you ever wondered if the money in your wallet was ever in a stripper's butt crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 I just carry coins Glasgow, but I do wonder the same thing about them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 If you put a tenner in it, you'll only get 4p back out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 If you put a tenner in it, you'll only get 4p back out. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Remove any metal bits and give it to the dog as a chewstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Put it in the toaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Option 3 Cannot believe you are asking us! Oh, and disown the friends, and the wife for bringing it back. Burn everything it's touched, acid bath your hands and declare a three mile exclusion zone around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Soft enough for wiping your a*se? I read that as whipping his a*se Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Send it to the PST, they can use it to keep the pledge money in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Send it to the PST, they can use it to keep the pledge money in! But the op didn't mention that the wallet had a coin compartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 I was thinking of the IOU £900 storage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 As it has been Christmas Day for over 8 hours here I have just opened some presents but now I need advice from you good folks. When she was in the UK earlier this year my wife visited some old friends of hers. I have never met them but they have very kindly sent me a Christmas present - all good SO FAR. However when opening said pressie I found a wallet, which I do really need, snag is the wallet has Portsmouth FC stamped on it as my wife forgot to say I love Saints and they just assumed I supported PFC as we used to live in Gosport ARRGGHH. Now 1. Do I use it and cover up the PFC bit with red tape ? 2. Can I trust it with my money or will the money just disappear into a black hole like what happens at PFC ? 3. Shall I throw it away ? 4. Shall I keep it unused so it becomes a collectors item when they are liquidated ? I have of course washed my hands before using this keyboard but I will be unable to wash my hands after every use of this wallet IF I keep it of course. In the old days when I use dto collect stamps I steamed them off with a kettle - could you not do this with the Poopey stamp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 24 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 24 December, 2012 Alas no it isn't like a postage stamp it is stamped into the wallet itself. Loved the replies but can't afford to disown the wife and didn't look closely enough to see if it had a coin compartment. I do have a Saints badge that I could super-glue to the wallet though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 25 December, 2012 Share Posted 25 December, 2012 There is a way out of this Did it come with any money inside it ? If not send it back to the person who gave it to you saying it is very bad luck to accept an empty wallet as it will always be empty but they could still use it. If it did have money in it remove the money as is standard PFC practice and lose the wallet in the pub accidently on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 26 December, 2012 Share Posted 26 December, 2012 Has to go in the bin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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