Awkward Christmas Present.

[Saint in Paradise]

As it has been Christmas Day for over 8 hours here I have just opened some presents

but now I need advice from you good folks.

 

When she was in the UK earlier this year my wife visited some old friends of hers.

I have never met them but they have very kindly sent me a Christmas present -

all good SO FAR.

However when opening said pressie I found a wallet, which I do really need, snag is

the wallet has Portsmouth FC stamped on it as my wife forgot to say I love Saints

and they just assumed I supported PFC as we used to live in Gosport ARRGGHH.

 

Now 1. Do I use it and cover up the PFC bit with red tape ?

 

2. Can I trust it with my money or will the money just disappear into a black

hole like what happens at PFC ?

 

3. Shall I throw it away ?

 

4. Shall I keep it unused so it becomes a collectors item when they are liquidated ?

 

I have of course washed my hands before using this keyboard but I will

be unable to wash my hands after every use of this wallet IF I keep it of course.

Edited 24 December, 2012 by Saint in Paradise
Added no.4

[Saint_clark]

Microwave it. And video it for us to enjoy.

[Spudders]

Microwave it. And video it for us to enjoy.

 

We have a winning suggestion straight off!

[dronskisaint]

Soft enough for wiping your a*se?

[Glasgow_Saint]

Have you ever wondered if the money in your wallet was ever in a stripper's butt crack?

[Spudders]

I just carry coins Glasgow, but I do wonder the same thing about them

[andysstuff]

If you put a tenner in it, you'll only get 4p back out.

[dronskisaint]

If you put a tenner in it, you'll only get 4p back out.

 

:lol:

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Remove any metal bits and give it to the dog as a chewstick.

[bridge too far]

Put it in the toaster?

[CB Saint]

Option 3

 

Cannot believe you are asking us! Oh, and disown the friends, and the wife for bringing it back. Burn everything it's touched, acid bath your hands and declare a three mile exclusion zone around it.

[SO16_Saint]

Soft enough for wiping your a*se?

 

I read that as whipping his a*se

[Spudders]

Send it to the PST, they can use it to keep the pledge money in!

[SO16_Saint]

Send it to the PST, they can use it to keep the pledge money in!

 

But the op didn't mention that the wallet had a coin compartment.

[Spudders]

I was thinking of the IOU £900 storage

[Horley CTFC Saint]

As it has been Christmas Day for over 8 hours here I have just opened some presents

but now I need advice from you good folks.

 

When she was in the UK earlier this year my wife visited some old friends of hers.

I have never met them but they have very kindly sent me a Christmas present -

all good SO FAR.

However when opening said pressie I found a wallet, which I do really need, snag is

the wallet has Portsmouth FC stamped on it as my wife forgot to say I love Saints

and they just assumed I supported PFC as we used to live in Gosport ARRGGHH.

 

Now 1. Do I use it and cover up the PFC bit with red tape ?

 

2. Can I trust it with my money or will the money just disappear into a black

hole like what happens at PFC ?

 

3. Shall I throw it away ?

 

4. Shall I keep it unused so it becomes a collectors item when they are liquidated ?

 

I have of course washed my hands before using this keyboard but I will

be unable to wash my hands after every use of this wallet IF I keep it of course.

 

In the old days when I use dto collect stamps I steamed them off with a kettle - could you not do this with the Poopey stamp?

[Saint in Paradise]

Alas no it isn't like a postage stamp it is stamped into the wallet itself.

 

Loved the replies but can't afford to disown the wife and didn't look closely enough to see if it had a coin compartment.

 

I do have a Saints badge that I could super-glue to the wallet though

[PhilippineSaint]

There is a way out of this

 

Did it come with any money inside it ?

 

If not send it back to the person who gave it to you saying it is very bad luck to accept an empty wallet as it will always be empty but they could still use it.

 

If it did have money in it remove the money as is standard PFC practice and lose the wallet in the pub accidently on purpose.

[Dr Who?]

Has to go in the bin.