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If I manage to score first, do you think lifting my saints top up to reveal a Newcastle shirt to the Sunderland fas is a bit much?

 

What would you think of it, if on an away match, some knob revealed a skates shirt ? Pretty pathetic to be honest.

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Why would anyone over the age of 13 even want to do it in the first place?

 

Also why would you even have a Newcastle shirt?

 

Il be at the bar during half time so I wont see you being "super" funny anyhow.

 

Lol. I was going down the bar too but maybe I've changed my mind. Sounds like it's going to be full of miserable bastards.... ;-)

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Why would anyone over the age of 13 even want to do it in the first place?

 

Also why would you even have a Newcastle shirt?

 

Il be at the bar during half time so I wont see you being "super" funny anyhow.

 

Thanks for the update, now I know where to avoid so I won't have to see you being "super" miserable.

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Just don't run 10 yards and then as you are behind the other grown up decide to launch a Hollywood shot and fall on your backside in the process.

 

By the way I hope you have another activity to do on Saturdays as being a nipper you can get away with flicking the V's but showing a NU shirt to the Sunderland fans will probably be seen as incitement and you will be carted off by plod and the stewards and as a nice easy soft example be served a very public banning order.

 

Good luck anyway.

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It's our wacky fans sunshine. Just because you have no sense of humour it's doesn't mean no one else is allowed one.

 

It's almost as funny as other sets of fans singing Play up Pompey to us. I guess we must find that really witty and funny if we want to do similar sorts of things to opposing fans?

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It's almost as funny as other sets of fans singing Play up Pompey to us. I guess we must find that really witty and funny if we want to do similar sorts of things to opposing fans?

 

Like singing "liverpool" at Man United fans? That always cracks me up. Although the finest ones are "you're just a small town in xxxx" genius and really gets to them, especially Birmingham fans when we wittily sang "you're just a small town in Villa"

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Like singing "liverpool" at Man United fans? That always cracks me up. Although the finest ones are "you're just a small town in xxxx" genius and really gets to them, especially Birmingham fans when we wittily sang "you're just a small town in Villa"

 

That and singing to the Man Utd fans "you're just a small town in City" were two of my top Northam highlights. What rapturous wit.

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Like singing "liverpool" at Man United fans? That always cracks me up. Although the finest ones are "you're just a small town in xxxx" genius and really gets to them, especially Birmingham fans when we wittily sang "you're just a small town in Villa"

 

Putting on a shirt is slightly different. It actually does wind people up - don't you remember Burnley (h) and the day we were relegated -what was a run-of-the-mill pitch invasion had a definite edge because of that fan in a skate shirt or Tranmere (a) and the knob with the two daughters -I've never seen our end empty so quickly before final whistle (and I've been at SMS) as some of our fans wanted to 'wait' for him and have a proverbial 'chat'.

Its not big or clever but it does get to people in a way that singing other teams songs can't and never will.

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well, there wont be any newcastle shirts... just 2 tubby lads in santa outfits trying to score in a open goal...

 

as im doing it against a friend, We have been told that basicly anything goes saturday.... should be a laugh.

 

I get the feeling this is going to be what is known as an "i was there" moment.

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I think for perhaps the first time ever I may have to curtail my half time pint in the concourse and stay pitch side to check out when awesome levels of banter bowers and his pal can come up with. It should be MENTAL!!!! The santa outfits are an absolute classic, I can't wait, I'm sure I'll be LOLLing out loud and ROFLing all over the floor!!!!!

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Why must people wear Santa costumes at Christmas? Do you wear Guy Fawkes outfits on firework night? Do you wear a ghost costume to football near Halloween? Do you dress up as your mother on mother's day?

 

Can one of you that dresses up for football honestly tell me what's so funny about going to football dressed as Santa?

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Wtf is wrong with some of you lot? I thought I was miserable and grumpy but by the standards on this board I'm like the happiest person to ever exist! Don't you get enough sex from your wife's or something? The reason you probably don't get it is because you're knuckle draggin grumpy bar stewards!

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