bowers-sfc Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 If I manage to score first, do you think lifting my saints top up to reveal a Newcastle shirt to the Sunderland fas is a bit much?
Appy Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 If I manage to score first, do you think lifting my saints top up to reveal a Newcastle shirt to the Sunderland fas is a bit much? Why would you have a Newcastle shirt?
benjii Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 Well, it would certainly be pretty sad. A real man would drop 'em and give them the windmill (don't worry it looks bigger when you swing it around).
jawillwill Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 Isn't the relay normally for kids under the age of about 10?
Thedelldays Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 lift your shirt to reveal and rudolf festive jumper....go on, do it...!
bowers-sfc Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Posted 19 December, 2012 The last 2 are picked from twitter now.......
bowers-sfc Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Posted 19 December, 2012 I've got to get it on target yet, and I don't see that happening
Badger Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 If I manage to score first, do you think lifting my saints top up to reveal a Newcastle shirt to the Sunderland fas is a bit much? What would you think of it, if on an away match, some knob revealed a skates shirt ? Pretty pathetic to be honest.
Colinjb Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 Just so long you remember to wear a Santa hat. Priorities.
pingwing Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 Please don't ruin the highlight of the football experience. Though next season I would much rather have the West Brom "win a house" game, that was pretty much the best thing I have ever watched at half time.
Dan Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 Why would anyone over the age of 13 even want to do it in the first place? Also why would you even have a Newcastle shirt? Il be at the bar during half time so I wont see you being "super" funny anyhow.
Mowgli Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 Why would anyone over the age of 13 even want to do it in the first place? Also why would you even have a Newcastle shirt? Il be at the bar during half time so I wont see you being "super" funny anyhow. Lol. I was going down the bar too but maybe I've changed my mind. Sounds like it's going to be full of miserable bastards.... ;-)
Saint_clark Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 Why would anyone over the age of 13 even want to do it in the first place? Also why would you even have a Newcastle shirt? Il be at the bar during half time so I wont see you being "super" funny anyhow. Thanks for the update, now I know where to avoid so I won't have to see you being "super" miserable.
Saint Fan CaM Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 Fair play getting involved with the kids, but please, please do not do the Newcastle shirt thing...it really would be bad for you.
shurlock Posted 19 December, 2012 Posted 19 December, 2012 If I manage to score first, do you think lifting my saints top up to reveal a Newcastle shirt to the Sunderland fas is a bit much? You mentioned it -go on, big man, put your money where your mouth is
dickyhale Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 Just boot the ball at the fella with the mic and HARD
John Boy Saint Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 Just don't run 10 yards and then as you are behind the other grown up decide to launch a Hollywood shot and fall on your backside in the process. By the way I hope you have another activity to do on Saturdays as being a nipper you can get away with flicking the V's but showing a NU shirt to the Sunderland fans will probably be seen as incitement and you will be carted off by plod and the stewards and as a nice easy soft example be served a very public banning order. Good luck anyway.
influx Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 Supporting Saints is seriouse business don't you know. My god some of you take things sooo goddamn seriously. Miserable ****ers.
Griffo Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 F*ck sake. Please don't do that. I don't know what goes through the heads of some of our fans. Backwards.
Turkish Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 F*ck sake. Please don't do that. I don't know what goes through the heads of some of our fans. Backwards. It's our wacky fans sunshine. Just because you have no sense of humour it's doesn't mean no one else is allowed one.
Griffo Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 It's our wacky fans sunshine. Just because you have no sense of humour it's doesn't mean no one else is allowed one. It's almost as funny as other sets of fans singing Play up Pompey to us. I guess we must find that really witty and funny if we want to do similar sorts of things to opposing fans?
Turkish Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 It's almost as funny as other sets of fans singing Play up Pompey to us. I guess we must find that really witty and funny if we want to do similar sorts of things to opposing fans? Like singing "liverpool" at Man United fans? That always cracks me up. Although the finest ones are "you're just a small town in xxxx" genius and really gets to them, especially Birmingham fans when we wittily sang "you're just a small town in Villa"
The Cat Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 That well known place Villa. We couldn't even get a bad song right. Muppets.
LostBoys Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 Just boot the ball at the fella with the mic Very hard please
The Kraken Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 Like singing "liverpool" at Man United fans? That always cracks me up. Although the finest ones are "you're just a small town in xxxx" genius and really gets to them, especially Birmingham fans when we wittily sang "you're just a small town in Villa" That and singing to the Man Utd fans "you're just a small town in City" were two of my top Northam highlights. What rapturous wit.
shurlock Posted 20 December, 2012 Posted 20 December, 2012 Like singing "liverpool" at Man United fans? That always cracks me up. Although the finest ones are "you're just a small town in xxxx" genius and really gets to them, especially Birmingham fans when we wittily sang "you're just a small town in Villa" Putting on a shirt is slightly different. It actually does wind people up - don't you remember Burnley (h) and the day we were relegated -what was a run-of-the-mill pitch invasion had a definite edge because of that fan in a skate shirt or Tranmere (a) and the knob with the two daughters -I've never seen our end empty so quickly before final whistle (and I've been at SMS) as some of our fans wanted to 'wait' for him and have a proverbial 'chat'. Its not big or clever but it does get to people in a way that singing other teams songs can't and never will.
JackanorySFC Posted 21 December, 2012 Posted 21 December, 2012 That and singing to the Man Utd fans "you're just a small town in City" were two of my top Northam highlights. What rapturous wit. My personal favourite was the Northam sing "I'm forever blowing bubbles" at Millwall. I don't think I've been back in there since actually....
Bucks Saint Posted 21 December, 2012 Posted 21 December, 2012 F*ck sake. Please don't do that. I don't know what goes through the heads of some of our fans. Backwards. Hope you get a sense of humour for Christmas
bowers-sfc Posted 21 December, 2012 Author Posted 21 December, 2012 well, there wont be any newcastle shirts... just 2 tubby lads in santa outfits trying to score in a open goal... as im doing it against a friend, We have been told that basicly anything goes saturday.... should be a laugh.
This Charming Man Posted 21 December, 2012 Posted 21 December, 2012 Can't wait. I will be the one rolling around the aisle in fits of laughter. Our wacky, crazy, zany fans never fail to deliver.
Turkish Posted 21 December, 2012 Posted 21 December, 2012 well, there wont be any newcastle shirts... just 2 tubby lads in santa outfits trying to score in a open goal... as im doing it against a friend, We have been told that basicly anything goes saturday.... should be a laugh. I get the feeling this is going to be what is known as an "i was there" moment.
The Kraken Posted 21 December, 2012 Posted 21 December, 2012 I think for perhaps the first time ever I may have to curtail my half time pint in the concourse and stay pitch side to check out when awesome levels of banter bowers and his pal can come up with. It should be MENTAL!!!! The santa outfits are an absolute classic, I can't wait, I'm sure I'll be LOLLing out loud and ROFLing all over the floor!!!!!
Baldbarbarian Posted 21 December, 2012 Posted 21 December, 2012 Just make sure you dont slip over and make a tit of yourself
Griffo Posted 21 December, 2012 Posted 21 December, 2012 Why must people wear Santa costumes at Christmas? Do you wear Guy Fawkes outfits on firework night? Do you wear a ghost costume to football near Halloween? Do you dress up as your mother on mother's day? Can one of you that dresses up for football honestly tell me what's so funny about going to football dressed as Santa?
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 21 December, 2012 Posted 21 December, 2012 well, there wont be any newcastle shirts... just 2 tubby lads in santa outfits trying to score in a open goal... as im doing it against a friend, We have been told that basicly anything goes saturday.... should be a laugh. One up the bum, no harm done.
bowers-sfc Posted 22 December, 2012 Author Posted 22 December, 2012 we haven't chose to dress up as santa... they emailed us saying this weekend is a Christmas themed relay and would be proving costumes. some of you lot need to cheer up
Pilchards Posted 22 December, 2012 Posted 22 December, 2012 we haven't chose to dress up as santa... they emailed us saying this weekend is a Christmas themed relay and would be proving costumes. some of you lot need to cheer up The club will provide your outfit? Newcastle top it is then!!!
SO16_Saint Posted 22 December, 2012 Posted 22 December, 2012 Lighten up you bunch of miserable gits. It's just a bit of fun
Delboy Dave Posted 22 December, 2012 Posted 22 December, 2012 Wtf is wrong with some of you lot? I thought I was miserable and grumpy but by the standards on this board I'm like the happiest person to ever exist! Don't you get enough sex from your wife's or something? The reason you probably don't get it is because you're knuckle draggin grumpy bar stewards!
Marsdinho Posted 22 December, 2012 Posted 22 December, 2012 Why would anyone over the age of 13 even want to do it in the first place? Also why would you even have a Newcastle shirt? Il be at the bar during half time so I wont see you being "super" funny anyhow. This, what a pleb.
Essruu Posted 22 December, 2012 Posted 22 December, 2012 If I manage to score first, do you think lifting my saints top up to reveal a Newcastle shirt to the Sunderland fas is a bit much? So, which one were you? The obscenely fat one, or the grotesquely fat one?
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 22 December, 2012 Posted 22 December, 2012 The one that missed haha!!!! You're sh*t.
John Boy Saint Posted 22 December, 2012 Posted 22 December, 2012 Blimey you muppet............ And you had a massive head start too. Ah well you put a smile on the faces round by us!
Essruu Posted 22 December, 2012 Posted 22 December, 2012 The one that missed haha!!!! The obscenely fat shít one then.
Lord Duckhunter Posted 22 December, 2012 Posted 22 December, 2012 How the **** did you miss from there, even Guly would have burried that one.
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