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Ok, so.............. if f*ck all happens, how do we plan to carry on?

 

Maybe we should continue as if it DID happen, raping dogs and what have you? We could all go after Spudgun for leading us all into some strange sense of terror and death?

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yeah stain, the poor girl is an emotional wreck at the moment with all this scary stuff going on, I think your offer of a post apocalypse raping session regardless of what happens is very kind!

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Erm No, my husband might get a bit annoyed (miserable bast*rd) where are the mods nowadays hey?

 

Listen, darling. Post apocalypse, you won't have a husband, don't you worry about that.

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I spent a lot of money and effort buying up my Chrimbler presents this year, I can't wait to see the faces of my nearest and dearest. That's if they're not melted off tomorrow, of course.

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post apocalypse; now wouldn't that involve something actually happening? Now if "jack sh*t" happens then post jack sh*t kinda doesn't exist. Just a thought. I wonder if J Z Knight will still be able to rip people off with her Ramtha bollix

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This thread is rubbish compared to the other one. Where are all the helpful tips on how to survive when nothing happens, or how we should prepare ourselves for the horror of waking up and having to go to work again?

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"dead in the morning...........we'll all be dead in the morning.......dead in the moooooorning.....we'll all be dead in the moooorning.."

 

Repeat to fade.

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This might be the worse thread on the muppet show for a while. Like speaking to a ****ed focused female and stain but I'm up for it having more replies that spudders origional, that would be small Lols.

 

Btw Jillyanne, what does your pussy smell of?

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This might be the worse thread on the muppet show for a while. Like speaking to a ****ed focused female and stain but I'm up for it having more replies that spudders origional, that would be small Lols.

 

Btw Jillyanne, what does your pussy smell of?

 

Ain't ever gonna happen! I've got post apocalypse/non apocalypse plans and advice of my own! Jillyanne has already said she's working tomorrow, the first day after a non-apocalypse on a post apocalypse thread and the thread starter won't even be about to offer advice, poor.

 

She's parked her burger van outside my burger emporium and I’m so confident of my product I’m even happy to come on this thread and try her burgers and baps.

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Ain't ever gonna happen! I've got post apocalypse/non apocalypse plans and advice of my own! Jillyanne has already said she's working tomorrow, the first day after a non-apocalypse on a post apocalypse thread and the thread starter won't even be about to offer advice, poor.

 

She's parked her burger van outside my burger emporium and I’m so confident of my product I’m even happy to come on this thread and try her burgers and baps.

 

I don't think she like joking spudders, best be careful.

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What the f... are all you lot doing in my afterlife. This is what hell must look like.

 

Beginning to wish i had said a few hail Marys when i woke up this morning.

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