Barry Sanchez Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 What do you belt out in the boozer on the old karaoke? Myself personally is Blue Christmas by the late great Elve and Last Christmas as sung by that sleepy smoker George Washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 I fu cking hate christmas, however I do like East 17 stay another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Last Christmas by George Michael, it's a beautiful song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 The Pogues & Kirsty McColl - fairytale of new york Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Shakey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 The Damned - (Oh No - there ain't no) Sanity Clause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 This, without a doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 12 boners boning 11 rapers raping 10 lezzers licking 9 ladies stripping 8 maids a-fingering 7 inch long penis 6 anal fisting 5 STDs! 4 call-girl ho's 3 Tit vvanks 2 Double D's And a spunk on your tits from Bearsy! Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 jingle bells, jillyanne's pussy smells, bletchey's run away, oh what fun it is to tell everyone Bearsy's gay, hay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 [video=youtube_share;BTOExKB6PQQ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Gay King Tokyo Saint Looked Out On The Saints Web Forum 12 Dead Whores Lay Round About And Spudgun Had Paid For Them When Their Pimp Dude Came About Tokyos Blamed Old Bearsy But Lord Just Mikes Caught Him Out Cos Tokyos Is a FAAAA-IIIIII-RY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 (edited) Silent night, Bear's loves a hole that is tight, Spud is calm, Bletch is bright, Like Savile bear loves then tender and mild puts rhohypnolin in their drinks Prays on virgins as they sleeeeeeeeeeeep, Prays on virgins as the sleep. Edited 18 December, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Without a shade of doubt, if you are of a certain age I guess. The Pogues & Kirsty McColl in 2nd place, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q&feature=player_detailpage and John Lennon with Happy Xmas (War is over) Edit - how come everybody else gets a screen shot straight away and I just get a url? Please bear in mind you are dealing with a comp novice so don't make it geeky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 When you post the video, are you using the 'insert video' function on the forum eric, or just pasting the url? (third button from the right) Click on that button and then add the url into the box and.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 [video=youtube_share;BTOExKB6PQQ] Ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 "Fairy Tale of New York" by the Pogues and Kirsty McColl, or "I Believe in Father Christmas" by Greg Lake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Without a doubt (also) Fairytale of New York, best Christmas song EVER!!! FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svetigpung Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Driving home for christmas ... love the song by Chris Rea ... hate the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Driving home for christmas ... love the song by Chris Rea ... hate the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Driving home for christmas ... love the song by Chris Rea ... hate the guy Not a bad song, but thinking about Chris Rea, I heard him being interviewed on the radio after some massive operation he'd had. That gruff, growly singing voice disappears when he's talking, and he sounds exactly like Johnny Vegas, in fact when I switched the radio on I thought it was Johnny Vegas and wondered why he was talking about his new blues album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 This debate comes along every year and I maintain that Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens is the ultimate Christmas song. It's cheesy, it's fun, it's upbeat and it's about Christmas. It's hard not to like it. My wife's favourite is Jona Lewie, Stop The Cavalry. Our favourite as a couple is It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Andy Williams. We have a good dance around the lounge whenever we hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 This debate comes along every year and I maintain that Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens is the ultimate Christmas song. It's cheesy, it's fun, it's upbeat and it's about Christmas. It's hard not to like it. My wife's favourite is Jona Lewie, Stop The Cavalry. Our favourite as a couple is It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Andy Williams. We have a good dance around the lounge whenever we hear that. Shaky does the business in that song. It's really hard not to like. I'm with you. And it's better than all those 70s glam Christmas hits. My personal fave is Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses. Dumb fun. Or Nat King Cole doing The Christmas song. Pure class. Isn't it a bit dull everyone saying the Pogues and Kirsty these days? We know already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Chris de Burgh - A Spaceman came Travelling. It's not Christmas for me until I've heard it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 This debate comes along every year and I maintain that Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens is the ultimate Christmas song. It's cheesy, it's fun, it's upbeat and it's about Christmas. It's hard not to like it. My wife's favourite is Jona Lewie, Stop The Cavalry. Our favourite as a couple is It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Andy Williams. We have a good dance around the lounge whenever we hear that. you cant argue with that 1980 if I remember correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Shaky does the business in that song. It's really hard not to like. I'm with you. And it's better than all those 70s glam Christmas hits. My personal fave is Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses. Dumb fun. Or Nat King Cole doing The Christmas song. Pure class. Isn't it a bit dull everyone saying the Pogues and Kirsty these days? We know already. Ah the Welsh Elvis, his skin tights and slip ons rounded off with a ****e jumper and white socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchen_block4 Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 This debate comes along every year and I maintain that Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens is the ultimate Christmas song. It's cheesy, it's fun, it's upbeat and it's about Christmas. It's hard not to like it. My wife's favourite is Jona Lewie, Stop The Cavalry. Our favourite as a couple is It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Andy Williams. We have a good dance around the lounge whenever we hear that. Your wife has good taste, one of my favourites too. Shaky is good too. "I believe in Father Christmas" by Greg Lake and "Don't let the bells end" by The Darkness are 2 more I like. I think we can conclude though that The Pogues trump the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Y"Don't let the bells end" by The Darkness Missed opportunity in my opinion. It was a good idea to get "bellend" in a Christmas song but he should have took it further and made it more ambiguous if he is actually singing bout Christmas or bout his knob. The rest of the lyrics is unarguably Christmas which ruins the whole joke! I might rewrite the lyrics tho and get Ben Goddards to record cover version. We could release it as Saintsweb charity single! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Da f**k is Chrimbler? Housemartins - I Smell Winter Jona Lewie - Stop The Cavalry The Housemartins is not essentially a Christmas track but it has got Winter in the title. It also makes no reference to the festive period. I also really like Greg Lake's -I Believe in Father Christmas, even though I know he's not real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 When you are so far away from friends and family, it's Drivin home for Christmas A Spaceman came travelling is a classic favourite as is Greg Lake. The first time you hear Slade - ah Christmas is coming, trouble is hearing it from 2 or 3 months non stop gets a bit wearying. And then of course Billy Mack. Christmas is all around me..... Always raises a smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vl2vX229e1A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 When you are so far away from friends and family, it's Drivin home for Christmas A Spaceman came travelling is a classic favourite as is Greg Lake. The first time you hear Slade - ah Christmas is coming, trouble is hearing it from 2 or 3 months non stop gets a bit wearying. And then of course Billy Mack. Christmas is all around me..... Always raises a smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vl2vX229e1A Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I never understand why some tracks are classed as Christmas songs. What exactly has Stay Another Day by East 17 got to do with Christmas? Not a single reference to Christmas or Winter in the whole song. It's a bit tenuous with Stop the Cavalry too, I mean he does mention Christmas once, but it's not about Christmas is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I never understand why some tracks are classed as Christmas songs. What exactly has Stay Another Day by East 17 got to do with Christmas? Not a single reference to Christmas or Winter in the whole song. It's a bit tenuous with Stop the Cavalry too, I mean he does mention Christmas once, but it's not about Christmas is it? The Human League topped the Christmas charts in'81, some songs it seems are not just for Christmas. Also did I miss the meeting where we start calling it Chrimbler? Who the f**k thought that was a good idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I never understand why some tracks are classed as Christmas songs. What exactly has Stay Another Day by East 17 got to do with Christmas? Not a single reference to Christmas or Winter in the whole song. It's a bit tenuous with Stop the Cavalry too, I mean he does mention Christmas once, but it's not about Christmas is it? E17 song has got bells jingling all over it FFS. And was a Christmas No 1. It is, however, utter sh ite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 When you are so far away from friends and family, it's Drivin home for Christmas Wouldnt you have to leave some time in November? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 20 December, 2012 Share Posted 20 December, 2012 Probably not my 'favourite' Xmas song but it's up there in the top-5, check out Clarence's vocal and sax, gone but not forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 20 December, 2012 Share Posted 20 December, 2012 Crimbler...Who the f**k thought that was a good idea? Still better than "Holliday Season" : puke : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 20 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 20 December, 2012 Julian, Chrimbler is a far nicer word than Julian, that name sounds like you should be the God of Hairdressers or Leisure suits........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 20 December, 2012 Share Posted 20 December, 2012 Mistletoe and Wine by Sir Cliff. Hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 20 December, 2012 Share Posted 20 December, 2012 This is my favourite Christmas song by a long way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 20 December, 2012 Share Posted 20 December, 2012 The best album is Phil Spector's. I can ignore the fact he's a murderer because of his genius production and arrangements on his Xmas album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 20 December, 2012 Share Posted 20 December, 2012 Wouldnt you have to leave some time in November? Actually not far from the truth if you want to get a Christmas Flight home out of here! Probably not my 'favourite' Xmas song but it's up there in the top-5, check out Clarence's vocal and sax, gone but not forgotten. Oh yes. Going back a few years, I staggered into a Karaoke bar down here after the (most of the day) works party (where I met FMDP). We were shredded but decided to sing every Xmas song they had on their books.. And we hit Band Aid... Which, TBF is not a bad song. Oh the horror of singing it though "Oh my God NOOOOO I can't be Boy George" followed by "Noooooo you can't let the Drunk b1tch be Bono......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 20 December, 2012 Share Posted 20 December, 2012 Julian, Chrimbler is a far nicer word than Julian, that name sounds like you should be the God of Hairdressers or Leisure suits........................ Quite right Barry, I used to be The Arch Drude of Rock n' Roll but now I own a chain of beauty salons in Milton Keynes. We get lots of Barrys you know. You know? Saint Etienne & Tim Burgess - I Was Born on Christmas Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 22 December, 2012 Share Posted 22 December, 2012 Bearsy's favourite, this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYOuGWAKrxY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 24 December, 2012 Share Posted 24 December, 2012 A good one for wannebe Elvis's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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