buctootim Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 You've had twins. Congrats Toke! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?41797-Someone-annoyed-the-Christmas-light-guys-in-Brighton
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Is there two of these threads or have I missed something and gone through a time warp?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 ****in registered abusers coming over here taking our lols and stealing our posts! I want my fiver back!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 In the lounge as well!!!! Right, where's nightshift saint (my fav mod)? I'm going to report this.
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 ****in registered abusers coming over here taking our lols and stealing our posts! I want my fiver back! Borrow my time machine and dont pay it in the first place
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 They've only got 2 replies, this one already has 6 (although half are from me). Mods, the people have spoken, close that fecker down! Post xmas vids here. Hot birds in santa outfits, sexy elfs in mini skirts, snowball fights in bakinis, whatever. The registered abusers must not win.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWoS6ia_3U0
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3RrEFntEpk
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Not the Jewish or Muslim Christmas then ?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 I don't think they are big on xmas anyway phil.
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3RrEFntEpk Not for Kids not for adults either as far as i could see But bet the pic on second bottom right gets this vid removed.
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 I don't think they are big on xmas anyway phil. Muslims are any thing for a holiday and a **** up, Ramadan is not a really a fasting more of a feasting and party after sundown DP and EOA will confirm this
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 And the jews? They love a bacon sandwich and a carol this time of year I guess?
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 And the jews? They love a bacon sandwich and a carol this time of year I guess? Not had a lot to do with them except was not allowed into Israel because of the Arabic stamps in my passport, but if there anything like there Arabic brethren, Bacon sarnies with a hair of the dog livener on a Sunday morning are probably normal.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 I had a lovely shellfish sandwich one Friday while holidaying in Gaza.
Dig Dig Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Unfortunately, the xmas lights thing is a hoax. I can see most of them from my flat window!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 Well go and rearrange them to make them funny dig dog. And make you you post the results in here first and not the fecking lounge.
Spudders Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 I'm always suspicious of people who use the word Xmas rather than Christmas! I'm not sure why though?
Bearsy Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 The ones up near the university are quite cool! Merry seXmas!
Dig Dig Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Well go and rearrange them to make them funny dig dog. And make you you post the results in here first and not the fecking lounge. I'm all over this
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 I'm always suspicious of people who use the word Xmas rather than Christmas! I'm not sure why though? You are right to.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 The ones up near the university are quite cool! Merry seXmas! Oh ****, Bearsy is here. I was just about to start another rumour about him being banned.
Bearsy Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Nah i was just out today vandalising the christmas lights near Southampton University. Did I miss anything? Did you found out how sales of Ben Goddard's single is going?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 (edited) Nah, I think ben godlike has given up trying to sell his single on this forum, something about a couple of knobends ripping him over looking like Mick Hucknell. Michelle looks to have discovered ebay and has stopped trying to sell a sofa on a forum with a daily traffic of 6 people and 3 of those are mods checking there is no porn. I think Pompey almost got taken over by an estate agent but then realised that they didn't have any money either. 14 sado skates went to court to watch, about 6 even sadder saints fans also went. UEFA decided that racism was ok as long it is only monkey noises and is in Eastern Europe. In unrelated news, dune has moved to Serbia. Apart from that not much really. I think North Korea might have fired a nuclear bomb but that is unconfirmed. Edited 13 December, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint
Bearsy Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Lols you should do one of them every day tokyos! "Today on Saintsweb..."
Spudders Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Lols you should do one of them every day tokyos! "Today on Saintsweb..." I was thinking that too Bearsy, maybe we were siamese twins seperated before birth?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 FFS first some registered abuser steals my thread before I have even thought about it and now bear is stealing spud guns idea that bear was recommending to me what I had already done today.
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 FFS first some registered abuser steals my thread before I have even thought about it and now bear is stealing spud guns idea that bear was recommending to me what I had already done today. Bad day at the office then Tokes ?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 It's ok Phil, had you to keep me company and talk about ladyboys to. Forgot to put that in the news bit for bear.
Spudders Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 Include it in tomorrows update, problem solved
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2012 Author Posted 14 December, 2012 It wouldn't be news the spudders, the point of news is that it is new. It would just be s or perhaps olds. Do you mind a bit of olds with your news? If not I'll include it.
PhilippineSaint Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 That will end up like the I newspaper then. There exclusives are copied from other rags and the Grauniad so are at least a day old.
JustMike Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 still, better than southampton high streets effort...none at all...boooooo
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2012 Author Posted 14 December, 2012 That will end up like the I newspaper then. There exclusives are copied from other rags and the Grauniad so are at least a day old. I didn't understand any of that Phil. I mean I understood all of the words... Except grounands (doesn't he play up front for Arsenal) but just something you did about the order they are in, made is gibberish to me. I guess this is how the rest of you feel about reading our posts.
PhilippineSaint Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 I didn't understand any of that Phil. I mean I understood all of the words... Except grounands (doesn't he play up front for Arsenal) but just something you did about the order they are in, made is gibberish to me. I guess this is how the rest of you feel about reading our posts. That will be the after affects of a root canal, Pain killers and Alcohol very effective I find
Whitey Grandad Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 I didn't understand any of that Phil. I mean I understood all of the words... Except grounands (doesn't he play up front for Arsenal) but just something you did about the order they are in, made is gibberish to me. I guess this is how the rest of you feel about reading our posts. Just in case your comment is not tongue-in-cheek: There is a mini newspaper produced by The Independent and called simply 'I' The Guardian is notorious for spelling mistakes and was nicknamed 'The Grauniad' by Private Eye.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2012 Author Posted 14 December, 2012 Cheers whitey. I mostly work from home online so never really read newspapers or magazines any more (I used to when I took the train everyday but even then it was mostly either world news stuff or the sports) so some of it did actually go over my head. BTW I hope you notice I still keep your artwork as my avatar?
PhilippineSaint Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 (edited) Just in case your comment is not tongue-in-cheek: There is a mini newspaper produced by The Independent and called simply 'I' The Guardian is notorious for spelling mistakes and was nicknamed 'The Grauniad' by Private Eye. Cheers for explaining Whitey I thought Tokyo had left a little fishing hook to get me with Edited 14 December, 2012 by PhilippineSaint far to many fors
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2012 Author Posted 14 December, 2012 Office Xmas party tonight. As I'm self-employed I'll have to have a drunken w@nk in the stationary cupboard. Again.
Spudders Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 Office Xmas party tonight. As I'm self-employed I'll have to have a drunken w@nk in the stationary cupboard. Again. This could be a new thread in its own right!
buctootim Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 Cheers whitey........ ... BTW I hope you notice I still keep your artwork as my avatar? Whitey painted that? wow. Its a real shame its so small. It would look wonderful bigger, like on a ceiling or something.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2012 Author Posted 14 December, 2012 Whitey painted that? wow. Its a real shame its so small. It would look wonderful bigger, like on a ceiling or something. That's exactly what I thought but he says he is actually working his way up from a grain of rice. He used to have a little stall on Bournemouth Beach and sell his work to tourists.
Bearsy Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 He used to have a little stall on Bournemouth Beach and sell his .............. to tourists. Let's play guess missing word! It wasn't "work" like tokyos guessed! Unlucky tokyos!
Spudders Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 Was it 'pooh' Bearsy? He sold his pooh to tourists? I've heard that holiday makers at the beach often buy all sorts of shyte
Bearsy Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 It weren't pooh! Whitey gives his pooh away for free! Edit: Excellent last minute christmas gift if anyone is struggling!
Spudders Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 Is it crystallised jism? What's the street value for a gram of this these days?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2012 Author Posted 14 December, 2012 What's the street value for a gram of this these days? Depends on how much it's been cut, best ask whitey for details really. I don't want to be seen dealing on his turf.
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