Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 How come Sweden come near the top of this schlong-o-meter but the country's shaped like a brewers droop ? You not seen the stats on cup size?
ZepSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 You not seen the stats on cup size? Well, thats sort of my point ...............big tits and brewers drooping schlongs ...........................don't really go together do they ? Unless your Bearsy !
saintbletch Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Proof positive that the bear works in copywritings.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 That's easy, infected pornsak is quite a common sports injury when travelling in Thailand. When your pornsak is on the blink, you pop into this clinic, a few rods up the pipe a pack of pills and bobs your uncle, you're back in the game.
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 That's easy, infected pornsak is quite a common sports injury when travelling in Thailand. When your pornsak is on the blink, you pop into this clinic, a few rods up the pipe a pack of pills and bobs your uncle, you're back in the game. And your auntie if you got the wrong Thai
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 And your auntie if you got the wrong Thai Another true story - Once went out with some mates and three Thai girls called - Guy, Suk & Porn (these were the girls names not my mates). I think Suk was a bit of a doubtie to be honest but when in Rome eh Phil?
Lazlo78 Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Looking at the thread title, I thought we'd added another Japanese player to the squad
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 Looking at the thread title, I thought we'd added another Japanese player to the squad Next one we sign, I will definately announce it on the muppet show. **** those Main board w@nkers!
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Standard Filipino act on arrival at Manila airport
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Another true story - Once went out with some mates and three Thai girls called - Guy, Suk & Porn (these were the girls names not my mates). I think Suk was a bit of a doubtie to be honest but when in Rome eh Phil? Guy would have been to obvious Porn would take it any which way Suk would only give blow jobs Yep pretty obvious which way the wind was blowing and which of the three did Tokyo end up with then?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 (edited) Guy means chicken in Thai, it is a pretty common nickname for girls in Thailand. I think their dad's name them it when they are a child, small, cute and pottering around like a chicken (???I know but whatever). Anyway, it is like a trick question. If you are with someone called guy, you are probably on a safe bet. I have to say, I don't have any ladyboy stories, for whatever reason, I always seem able to spot them. They are too fake looking and seem to have bigger heads. They also have a bit of an Essex look about them. My friends though, have got up to all-sorts by accident. Share a room with any of them and it can become like an end scene from Star Wars, a right old lightsaber fight. The moral of the story, never head home with someone called Suk, unless it is absolutely clear who will be sucking whom. Edited 13 December, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 December, 2012 Author Posted 13 December, 2012 (edited) The 'Victoria secret' underwear campaign went down a storm in Thailand For those wondering and to keep the thread on subject (although it is my thread so I can decide what the subject is Mods!), here is the toilet sign for ladyboys... And no doubt bear will ask so I might as well get in there early, I am told the average for them is 5.5" mate so..... Edited 13 December, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint put in the knob sizes for bearsy's stats
PhilippineSaint Posted 13 December, 2012 Posted 13 December, 2012 Not Asian but still... Back to Asian then. The Filipino near national sport is Basketball not bad for a country who could certainly supply the above bar with some overqualified small people
Lazlo78 Posted 15 December, 2012 Posted 15 December, 2012 Next one we sign, I will definately announce it on the muppet show. **** those Main board w@nkers! A lot of posters there would say that the current Japanse players we have are muppets, so... they should go back to w@nking their main board!
mack rill Posted 16 December, 2012 Posted 16 December, 2012 Is tbere a map for snatch sizes? Ya T**t! There one size fits all,
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