Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Ok team, pretty quiet in here today so time for a game. This game was inspired by the Japanese sign where bearsy was in a gray cap and taking a photo up the girls skirt while she just stood there crying. He tried to defend it by saying she has the option to run off and actually on reflection, she enjoyed it but I know what I think. Anyway, here are the rules. Someone (mainly me to start with) posts a sign or warning you might see while travelling in Asia. The rest of you have to imagine you have just seem this sign while getting off at sakurashinmachi station or something and tell us what you think it says you have to do or your understanding of it. Ready? Sign 1
ZepSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Something like telling you where to put your car if you think that Al Jolson was the height of class ? Or a congregation area for fans of Bernard Manning ?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 Not bad zeppy but that is actually where dune retired to after being banished from the forum for the 20th time. Next up...
skintsaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 wasn't this outside the Olympic Stadium in Beijing? Can't remember for the life of me what it meant though...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 wasn't this outside the Olympic Stadium in Beijing? Can't remember for the life of me what it meant though... No remembering! The game is, you've just seen the sign yourself while travelling in Asia, what do you think it means/you have to do?
skintsaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Not bad zeppy but that is actually where dune retired to after being banished from the forum for the 20th time. Next up... Get high after taking a dump?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 Last one then I am going for lunch...
ZepSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Not bad zeppy but that is actually where dune retired to after being banished from the forum for the 20th time. Next up... Remove all fruit based waste yourself AFTER taking a dump ?
ZepSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Some sort of escape plan for lovers of glory holes ?
ZepSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Last one then I am going for lunch... Don't let yer bird kneel down, she's welcome to stand up though ?
PhilippineSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Got to be a spare anal dildo for Hanna
PhilippineSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 No self abuse in the local tart bar and you will pay for it if you spill it on the floor
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 I quite like this one. I like how they're covering all the bases! First someone p!ssed on their seat so they was like oh we'd better put sign up so they know not to do this. Then someone p!ssed squatting down and they was like no problem we'll put another sign up for that. Then someone p!ssed out the window and they was like FFS! Ok we'll put stop to that with another sign. Then dude p!ssed in some birds mouth. Edit: Bit racist how they're all black tho.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 There is something sexy about that bird who is getting p!ss in her mouth, I just can't finger what it is.
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 I thought I recognised her too. Mum? Is that you?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 That ain't her bear, she's in this sign. She can't be in two, everyone knows that's impossible.
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Did you think the rubbers looked a bit big in that one? I mean, not for me, they'd probably be ok for me. I mean assuming it's zepster knobbing my mum.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 (edited) I thought they were socks dude! I wondered why there were three. True story - While travelling me and a few mates went out on the p!ss. Me and 3 others pulled and took the birds back to our hotel. Anyway, the next morning we got rid of the b!tches and went for a fry up, talking about the night before etc. Over breakfast, someone brought up the topic of Asian johnnies and how small they are, me and another made both agreed then our other mate (nickname PeeWee) said "nah, I thought they were ok". As soon as he said it he realised, but by then it was too late. Edited 12 December, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Lols. Classic PeeWee! Are they genuine smaller then? I figured was myth. Do shorter dudes generally have smaller knobs than taller dudes? Everyone post height and length of knob on here! I'm 6'2" in tallness. I'll measure my knob when get home!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 Lols. Classic PeeWee! Are they genuine smaller then? I figured was myth. Do shorter dudes generally have smaller knobs than taller dudes? Everyone post height and length of knob on here! I'm 6'2" in tallness. I'll measure my knob when get home! Not on here! Mods, discipline bearsy for trying to take this important subject off topic. Start your own knob comparison thread bear and you should probably get people to post pics as well, otherwise everyone will be like, "yeah massive, mine is like at least 7 inches and that was with just a semi on watching the news." Call it bearsy wants to see your knob thread or something, or bearsy investigates ****s.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 Yeah smaller. The smallest in the world are in India http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Lols everyone note how tokyos don't want people finding out bout his knob. Maybe bad idea though, I sometimes forget bout the lurkers we have in here silently masturbating. They would probably explode if we started describing our junk!
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Yeah smaller. The smallest in the world are in India http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm Do Indian women have small vaginas? I mean, cos of Darwin.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 For your researches By the way, I'm 5'11 and 9 inches with just a semi watching the news (hot presenter).
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 Further investigations (think these are inches bear). The other chart look fine to me as well but then again, I do have some French blood. What's up Peewee bear?
Itchen_block4 Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 For your researches By the way, I'm 5'11 and 9 inches with just a semi watching the news (hot presenter). Basically, the French and Hungarians are the biggest liars.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 It says on the map, anyone in the brown or the black is a legend. I have to admit, this was the most embarrassing bit of the census.
ZepSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Did you think the rubbers looked a bit big in that one? I mean, not for me, they'd probably be ok for me. I mean assuming it's zepster knobbing my mum. Ahem ..........................do you bloody well mind ! Actually, now I come to think of it perhaps you're right ....................
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Is it meaning that the countries with no datas has only got women? What are these countries!
skintsaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 I'm off to live in South Korea and be known as King Dong...
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Ahem ..........................do you bloody well mind ! Actually, now I come to think of it perhaps you're right .................... Sorry zep, i just was trying to think of someone with small knob and you just came in my mouth. Bet that happens to you a lot. Spudders said you came in his mouth too.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 Do Indian women have small vaginas? I mean, cos of Darwin. There doesn't appear to be any data on that but here is some investigations on tit sizes.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 I'm off to live in South Korea and be known as King Dong... Yeah, Tadanari Lee hates showering between Morgan and Guly.
ZepSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Sorry zep, i just was trying to think of someone with small knob and you just came in my mouth. Bet that happens to you a lot. Spudders said you came in his mouth too. Nah, think you're confused there. It wasn't his mouth ...........................
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 There doesn't appear to be any data on that but here is some investigations on tit sizes. Not as useful as you might think homes. Big boobs is only desirable when not accompanied by fat gut. Can you crosscheck these datas with your average waist measurement datas, then I can figure out where to go holiday!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 Firstly, I am not your friggin secretary bear! 2nd or 3rd or whatever the **** number we are on, this data isn't as easy to find as you might think. I could find this about fatties, it should give so some idea of what to do at Thomas cook - basically don't go to the US or the UK. Russia seems fine but I think it is offset by them being miserable.
skintsaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 Think Aus is no1 in the world now for fatties...basically I have shift the balance.
Bearsy Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 this data isn't as easy to find as you might think. You mean these ain't your personal datas? I'd been lolling to myself bout you travelling the world measuring cocks!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 Think Aus is no1 in the world now for fatties...basically I have shift the balance. FFS! What's you cup size? I'll add your data to the map.
Deano6 Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 For your researches By the way, I'm 5'11 and 9 inches with just a semi watching the news (hot presenter). I knew there was a little French in me all along!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 12 December, 2012 Author Posted 12 December, 2012 (edited) You mean these ain't your personal datas? I'd been lolling to myself bout you travelling the world measuring cocks! Miss Hanna gave me all the info on cocks. Apparently she has loads of data on it, measurements for the whole class and some from other boards as well. She said that Bletch was massive, off the scale. Don't worry bear, I won't tell anyone about your tiny cock. That information is strictly between me and you, I take confidentiality very seriously you know? Edited 12 December, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint
ZepSaint Posted 12 December, 2012 Posted 12 December, 2012 How come Sweden come near the top of this schlong-o-meter but the country's shaped like a brewers droop ?
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