Jillyanne Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 So your best option for wheels isn’t wheels, it’s your feet. These are less likely to be stolen from you, so get yourself some footwear that you can run in as you’re likely to be doing a lot of that if you survive Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 December, 2012 I did say 'less' likely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Also it seems Spud has royally screwed us over, candles and sh*t is whats needed http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/mayan-apocalypse-mania-grips-russia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 I did say 'less' likely! Indeed but maybe we should all arm ourselves with saws or other cutting type instruments, especially for zombies or other threats really as take the feet off and they are f*cked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Also it seems Spud has royally screwed us over, candles and sh*t is whats needed http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/mayan-apocalypse-mania-grips-russia Ummm, I think I told YOU exactly this Jillyanne.. "Yet filling a garage with stocks of food is not just pointless, but dangerous. If the apocalypse comes, then crowds of hungry, angry, terrified and horrified people will sweep into your garage just because they suspect they might find something edible." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Indeed but maybe we should all arm ourselves with saws or other cutting type instruments, especially for zombies or other threats really as take the feet off and they are f*cked. Once again you seem to be trying to help them out by 'only taking their feet off', why would you not just smash their skulls in with a spade!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 You never said CANDLES FFS!!!! I am now doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 December, 2012 You never said CANDLES FFS!!!! I am now doomed. I'm not sure I trust the Russians, they're stocking up on salt as well, but I can't work out why! I think their news reporting is sponsored by a scented candle maker trying to make some money. If the temperature on Friday is as hot as the forecasters are suggestions, the candles will just melt anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 18 December, 2012 Share Posted 18 December, 2012 Oh cool, I feel better now, although a UK time would still be beneficial tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colehillsaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Unless you get up really late and then I guess things may have changed a bit, but by that point your curtains may be on fire, so you may want to avoid touching them? Early night with a fire extinguisher then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintfully Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Hi guys, long-time lurker/first-time poster here! Just wanted to say that I've followed this thread with interest for a while now and thanks for all the tips. As its not long to go before the big day I'm heading off to my bunker now, so good luck all and try not to get too down about the end of the world. If you survive the initial death-phase and emerge blinking into the smog/debris/zombie-dogs etc. wasteland that follows, look out for me. My plan is to become a cult-leader, carry a chainsaw and do quite a lot of killing. I'll be wearing a Saints scarf, just for old times sake. See you on the other side.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Welcome to the thread saintfully, the cult sounds good. Do you have a dog & where is your bunker located? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Wowzers, only 2 days to go and it seems that around the world people are panic buying candles. I’m not sure why a candle is preferable to a torch, any ideas let me know? Jilyanne provided this link yesterday which highlights the Russians are stock piling them...... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/mayan-apocalypse-mania-grips-russia This link here highlights the Chinese are stock piling them..... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/chinese-arrest-mayan-apocalypse-rumours If you want some hope, apparently people will be rescued from a mountain in France by aliens, so you may wish to get over to France ASAP….. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9730618/Mayan-apocalypse-panic-spreads-as-December-21-nears.html Here's todays countdown photo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 If you want some hope, apparently people will be rescued from a mountain in France by aliens, so you may wish to get over to France ASAP….. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9730618/Mayan-apocalypse-panic-spreads-as-December-21-nears.html ] Police have closed it down, too many journalists getting p*ssed, falling over on the rocky paths and hurting themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colehillsaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Welcome to the thread saintfully, the cult sounds good. Do you have a dog & where is your bunker located? Might take the heat off my dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 My plan is to become a cult-leader, carry a chainsaw and do quite a lot of killing. I'll be wearing a Saints scarf, just for old times sake. See you on the other side.... Welcome to the Milton Rd faithful then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 If this all goes wrong and jack sh*t happens, what then? this will be probably the biggest let down in my life. I am quite looking forward to it now thanks to Spuddie and feel I will have nothing to concentrate on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Can you tell me what time on Friday this is all going to happen? I'm at my works Xmas lunch and all day pi ss up, so dont want to leave it too late to (CENSORED) that cute blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Can you tell me what time on Friday this is all going to happen? I'm at my works Xmas lunch and all day pi ss up, so dont want to leave it too late to (CENSORED) that cute blonde I keep asking Spuddie this but he is shying away from answering for some reason, like he knows but won't tell the rest of us, maybe he is the enemy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I keep asking Spuddie this but he is shying away from answering for some reason, like he knows but won't tell the rest of us, maybe he is the enemy? Better have a pop during the dessert course then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I keep asking Spuddie this but he is shying away from answering for some reason, like he knows but won't tell the rest of us, maybe he is the enemy? He probably knows that the asteroid Toutatis passed by at the end of last week and won't be back for another 400 or so years. Pretty close for a biggy though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I am still looking at being the first to go on this forum. Unless anybody further east has anything to say about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I am still looking at being the first to go on this forum. Unless anybody further east has anything to say about it? The Mayan calendar works on central american time, you'll be one of the last to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 The Mayan calendar works on central american time, you'll be one of the last to go Crap, the last Zombie always gets it really bad as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I've found a countdown timer!!!!!!! So unless it's instant global destruction, in which case survival plans are moot, then we can use this to tell when things will start to go bad somewhere in the world. Go to the bottom of this page........ http://www.news.com.au/features/mayan-apocalypse-2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I've found a countdown timer!!!!!!! So unless it's instant global destruction, in which case survival plans are moot, then we can use this to tell when things will start to go bad somewhere in the world. Go to the bottom of this page........ http://www.news.com.au/features/mayan-apocalypse-2012 I have less than 24 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I've found a countdown timer!!!!!!! So unless it's instant global destruction, in which case survival plans are moot, then we can use this to tell when things will start to go bad somewhere in the world. Go to the bottom of this page........ http://www.news.com.au/features/mayan-apocalypse-2012 Now thats better, however I find it quite ironic that the background says Dont Panic, wtf else are we supposed to do as the end of the world is nigh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Can you tell me what time on Friday this is all going to happen? I'm at my works Xmas lunch and all day pi ss up, so dont want to leave it too late to (CENSORED) that cute blonde Do her as soon as you can, in fact don't forget to tell all the people you work with and hate what utter scumbags you think they are as soon as you can, you'll kick yourself if you die without taking these opportunities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I've found a countdown timer!!!!!!! So unless it's instant global destruction, in which case survival plans are moot, then we can use this to tell when things will start to go bad somewhere in the world. Go to the bottom of this page........ http://www.news.com.au/features/mayan-apocalypse-2012 does this take into consideration the different time zones ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I have less than 24 hours Don't waste your last 24 hours, see if you can get your post count up past 1500 before you die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Don't waste your last 24 hours, see if you can get your post count up past 1500 before you die how many is it then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 how many is it then ? i can see it now still not enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 does this take into consideration the different time zones ? As it's only got one end of world time, I’m inclined to believe that it will happen globally at the same time and we'll all just instantly die, rather than the doom rolling slowly around the world through different time zones (which is a little disappointing). However I also understand that sometimes information appears on the internet which is not correct, so just make sure you are ready for the unexpected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Don't waste your last 24 hours, see if you can get your post count up past 1500 before you die how many is it then ? i can see it now still not enough That's it, but you could have really seperated that second one out across two seperate posts as well,keep going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 That's it, but you could have really seperated that second one out across two seperate posts as well,keep going couldn't be arsed as it's not the end of the world if i dont have a massive post count is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Can you tell me what time on Friday this is all going to happen? I'm at my works Xmas lunch and all day pi ss up, so dont want to leave it too late to (CENSORED) that cute blonde Reading the rest of the thread I don't think there's any rush..You can ask before the apocalypse but she might say no... after you can just do it anyway apparently! The only real ticking time bomb is can you do it before Stain gets round to her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I have less than 24 hours IN that case it must take time zones into consideration? We really Spuddie to verify this, on my countdown I have 1 day left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Right according to the countdown clock its midnight tomorrow? Technically is that Thurs or Fri? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2250436/Doomsday-2012-If-Mayan-prophecy-true-just-end-Friday.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2250436/Doomsday-2012-If-Mayan-prophecy-true-just-end-Friday.html I'm starting to think my own plan of hiding under my duvet may not work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Right according to the countdown clock its midnight tomorrow? Technically is that Thurs or Fri? Yeah but Midnight here means 8pm over your way... Damn this is tough. Where the hell is Concorde when we need it. We could have got somewhere before it all happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 (edited) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2250436/Doomsday-2012-If-Mayan-prophecy-true-just-end-Friday.html dark comet between now and Friday? somebody is extracting the urite. We can pick them up at least a few weeks in advance nowadays. Edited 19 December, 2012 by Window Cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Might take the heat off my dog. It won't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colehillsaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I am thinking that a poll would have been useful, if we were now not just hours away from slipping off the old mortal coil. Something like; How is it all going to end then muppets; - super volcano leading to worldwide dust cloud - meteor strike - zombie rage virus - killer rat takeover lead by giant mutant rat queen - nuclear accident - global flood event or giant speed of sound travelling tsunami prompted by Canary island mega land slip - Global ice age - Alien Invasion - Incineration by solar flare The uncertainty is making survival planning a bit of a nightmare. I'm sure given the high quality of posts on this thread we could have arrived at a democratically selected answer to the nature of our imminent demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 I am thinking that a poll would have been useful, if we were now not just hours away from slipping off the old mortal coil. Something like; How is it all going to end then muppets; - super volcano leading to worldwide dust cloud Unlikely - meteor strike Happens all of the time - zombie rage virus Yeah right - killer rat takeover lead by giant mutant rat queen Only in video games I'm afraid - nuclear accident wouldn't destroy the whole world - global flood event or giant speed of sound travelling tsunami prompted by Canary island mega land slip once again not world ending - Global ice age Global warming duh - Alien Invasion Most likely, just bring the gold and hooch lads, you can keep the myrrh and frankensence - Incineration by solar flare Nope The uncertainty is making survival planning a bit of a nightmare. I'm sure given the high quality of posts on this thread we could have arrived at a democratically selected answer to the nature of our imminent demise. poll done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 You should be pleased if any of those options lead to you demise because I have decided that even if the apocalypse doesn't happen I'm still coming for you and your dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Erm Spud, please answer my post above about if this is all crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colehillsaint Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 You should be pleased if any of those options lead to you demise because I have decided that even if the apocalypse doesn't happen I'm still coming for you and your dog. If the mods are reading this please add canine stain-rape to my poll request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 December, 2012 Share Posted 19 December, 2012 Oh look enough already. Everyone knows it's Scrat that's gonna cause it. He's back down there chasing the acorn around the Core. He'll get it wedged, we'll have a Magnetic Polar Shift and completely screw up all the electronics that we need to survive in a modern age, whilst the damn acorn interupting the spinning for a microsecond will cause massive Tectonic Plate movements. Jeez haven't you seen the movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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