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Muppet Show test for double gayeness in Heterosexual football fans


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After the not so recent revelations and proof beyond reasonable doubt that Bearsy is double gaye, a full proof test is required.

 

1) Think of a country beginning with D.

2) Think of the 2nd letter of that country and think of an animal

3) Think of the colour of that animal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Providing you weren't thinking of a grey Elephant from Denmark you're not double gaye like the Bear.

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I totally had the Grey Danish Elephants! I know one test which is better and more accurate tho!

 

1) Think on an animal called Giraffe

2) Think on an animal called Aardvark

3) Think on an animal called Yeti

 

Take the first letters of the 3 animals you was thinking on and this will tell you ur secret sexual orientations!

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[TABLE]

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[TD=class: word]Double Gay [/TD]

[TD=class: tools][/TD]

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[TD][/TD]

[TD=class: text, colspan: 2]A man that wears 'Hiking' style Sandals with or without socks but normally wears white socks, but also has a spare second pair. Also thinks Apple based products are amazing.

 

 

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[TABLE]

[TR]

[TD=class: word]Double Gay [/TD]

[TD=class: tools][/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD][/TD]

[TD=class: text, colspan: 2]A man that wears 'Hiking' style Sandals with or without socks but normally wears white socks, but also has a spare second pair. Also thinks Apple based products are amazing.

 

 

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Crap

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[TABLE]

[TR]

[TD=class: word]Double Gay [/TD]

[TD=class: tools][/TD]

[/TR]

[TR]

[TD][/TD]

[TD=class: text, colspan: 2]A man that wears 'Hiking' style Sandals with or without socks but normally wears white socks, but also has a spare second pair. Also thinks Apple based products are amazing.

 

 

[/TD]

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Straight Man: Hay James what you wearing on your feet?

 

Double Gay: Just some hiking style sandals with white socks

 

Straight Man: That’s double gay

 

Double Gay: yeah I know I am a double gay looking for all the fun I can get

 

Straight Man: oh ok, what you doing tonight?

 

Double Gay: just going to hang with my gay friends Bill and Steve maybe have some double fun!

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Nothing wrong at all spudders.

 

BTW is that Miss Hanna on the horny horse?

 

There’s a definite likeness isn’t there, are there any clips of her on a horse (I’m making the assumption a horse is probably more likely than a unicorn, but if you have any pictures of her on a unicorn in your Minx collection then cool potatos).

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What's wrong with a Unicorn?

gayunicorn.jpg

 

My 8 yr old daughter adores one of these. I had assumed it was a harmless toy. However I'd never realised she was being corrupted by foul double guy messages subliminally contaminating her. I'm going to burn it when she gets home.

 

 

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