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After the not so recent revelations and proof beyond reasonable doubt that Bearsy is double gaye, a full proof test is required.

 

1) Think of a country beginning with D.

2) Think of the 2nd letter of that country and think of an animal

3) Think of the colour of that animal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Providing you weren't thinking of a grey Elephant from Denmark you're not double gaye like the Bear.

Posted

I totally had the Grey Danish Elephants! I know one test which is better and more accurate tho!

 

1) Think on an animal called Giraffe

2) Think on an animal called Aardvark

3) Think on an animal called Yeti

 

Take the first letters of the 3 animals you was thinking on and this will tell you ur secret sexual orientations!

Posted
Well my oh my, you find out something new about yourself everyday.

 

I'm going shopping..

 

Do you need someone to tell you how fabulous you look when trying on clothing! :lol:

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[TD=class: word]Double Gay [/TD]

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[TD=class: text, colspan: 2]A man that wears 'Hiking' style Sandals with or without socks but normally wears white socks, but also has a spare second pair. Also thinks Apple based products are amazing.

 

 

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Crap

Posted
[TABLE]

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[TD=class: word]Double Gay [/TD]

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[TD][/TD]

[TD=class: text, colspan: 2]A man that wears 'Hiking' style Sandals with or without socks but normally wears white socks, but also has a spare second pair. Also thinks Apple based products are amazing.

 

 

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Straight Man: Hay James what you wearing on your feet?

 

Double Gay: Just some hiking style sandals with white socks

 

Straight Man: That’s double gay

 

Double Gay: yeah I know I am a double gay looking for all the fun I can get

 

Straight Man: oh ok, what you doing tonight?

 

Double Gay: just going to hang with my gay friends Bill and Steve maybe have some double fun!

Posted
Nothing wrong at all spudders.

 

BTW is that Miss Hanna on the horny horse?

 

There’s a definite likeness isn’t there, are there any clips of her on a horse (I’m making the assumption a horse is probably more likely than a unicorn, but if you have any pictures of her on a unicorn in your Minx collection then cool potatos).

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What's wrong with a Unicorn?

gayunicorn.jpg

 

My 8 yr old daughter adores one of these. I had assumed it was a harmless toy. However I'd never realised she was being corrupted by foul double guy messages subliminally contaminating her. I'm going to burn it when she gets home.

 

 

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Posted

Thought it might inspire you for the next chapter of 50 shades. Also gave me lols hoping that you would open it at work just as some bird walks past. Create some good rumours round the office just before the Xmas party.

Posted

Based on the fact we established recently that horses knobs seemed to be ok on here, had there not been the recent cases of boobies being disallowed again I’d have assumed the picture was ok for the Muppet show anyway.

Posted
Also gave me lols hoping that you would open it at work just as some bird walks past.

 

I found it more embarrassing when she walked by and saw me looking at this:

 

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Thanks tim!

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I found it more embarrassing when she walked by and saw me looking at this:

 

6_rainbow-unicorn-pillow-pet_8-christmas-gifts-for-girls.jpg

 

Thanks tim!

 

:lol: It was probably more the fact you had your hand down your trousers that was the cause for embarrassment

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