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Tokyo-Saint

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Muppets,

 

I need everyone's help here, that means the tourists from the lounge and even the lurkers. Yes you, stop lurking and start helping. I have another stag party to arrange for next June and I need your help with it.

 

The plan is to go somewhere for a long weekend, probably nights, 2 full days. The problem is we have had loads of stag parties in the last few years and have done all the usual stuff, Hamburg, Amsterdam, Aya Napa etc. This time we want to do something a bit different.

 

Ideally the groom wants to make it a bit like a top gear challenge thing where we have to get from A to B. I realise this might be pretty difficult so it is not a definite, although If you have any ideas, please let me know. He also said he'd like a bear grills survival thing but I am starting to thing he just wants that so he doesn't have to see many people.

 

Does anyone have any good ideas or know any good A to B routes that aren't too stressful and involve a bit of drinking?

 

All help appreciated, cheers lurkers and normal crew.

 

Tokyos

Dig Dig

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Canal boat trips either in the UK or abroad are always a laugh and cover the A to B with as much drinking as you like involved. Not very original but if it's not something you fellas have done before or recently, it may be something to consider?

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The other benefit is that if he wants a Bear Grills survival themed stag, just get him ****faced and chuck him overboard in the middle of the night. He could hollow out a dead rancid sheep and sleep in it until morning or something.

 

I've only done it in the UK but I'm sure there are routes in France, Germany, Holland etc.

Tokyo-Saint

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We could make him sleep in a tent or something and only eat what he finds. Just had a quick look, maybe Belgium to Holland might be a good one, pretty close, plenty of beers, strip clubs etc. Czech Republic might be another idea but maybe expensive getting out there and hiring the barge as well. I really like the idea though.

 

How complicated are the locks or whatever?

Dig Dig

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We could make him sleep in a tent or something and only eat what he finds. Just had a quick look, maybe Belgium to Holland might be a good one, pretty close, plenty of beers, strip clubs etc. Czech Republic might be another idea but maybe expensive getting out there and hiring the barge as well. I really like the idea though.

 

How complicated are the locks or whatever?

 

The locks aren't complicated at all but just put your stand up guys on lock duty otherwise the potential for injury or boat sinkage is high I'd say!

Tokyo-Saint

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Found a possible problem with the barge thing - they have crews. Not really up for an Akela telling us what to do or what not to do, stopping throwing him in the canal nd stuff.

 

Anyone know a place that lets you go free style? Maybe we could nominate a dad to drive or something.

 

 

Edit - by dad I mean some semi boring member of the group, not someone's actual dad. We are not perverts.

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Barry Sanchez

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Is that by train Barry?

 

I have not done it its a suggestion, Alicante to Barcelona have services I know that, Benidorm is a mad mad mad do, I have done a few myself, Amsterdam, Magaluf, Dublin etc etc but Benidorm is mental for a stag ha ha !

This Charming Man

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Whilst not quite on the same theme as hiring a barge; Dusseldorf is one of the best drinking cities I've ever visited. Then you have Cologne close by which is also superb for drinking, trains between the two are quick and frequent. There are just endless streets of bars though not as seedy as Hamburg, there are still plenty of brasses if that should tickle your fancy and not too pricey.

Tokyo-Saint

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Cheers CM, I think the groom went to Dusseldorf for a stag do last year, I'll have to check that out. Was thinking of Germany as well as trains are pretty efficient. Heard there was a ferry as well along the Rhine or something. It's difficult as want to travel but without the stress of travelling getting in the way of having a good time.

dubai_phil

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Doh. If only you had decided to do this earlier.

 

Perfect Bearsy stylee. You could have done Glasto as a stag - nobody has ever done that before....

 

You all take camping gear, he's on his own. Simples.

 

What's that? Sold out? Oh so if canal boats don't work do one of those more trendy European Festivals

Bearsy

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I think the groom went to Dusseldorf for a stag do last year

 

Dude gets married every year! You don't need friends like that tokyos, people should learn from their mistakes. I ain't got no good suggestions tho i only been on two stags and both was not meeting your specifications. We done the Amsterdam the one time, and then the other time we went fishing for sharks in Algarves. That was a laugh, you know, shoving your mate in watching him sh!t himself bout getting bit.

Tokyo-Saint

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I like the shark idea. He said he doesn't really want the normal kind of stag stuff as we have done it to death. He doesn't mind getting stiched up with idiot abroard type stuff so putting him with the sharks would fit that bill.

 

Didn't know golfing phil was here or would be name dropping. The guy who had the stag do in Dusseldorf was the lead singer in the twang - a no longer famous band from Birmingham. Beat that Phil!

Tokyo-Saint

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Sorry spuds, I did watch the video on the cheese rolling but it reminded me of deliverance. Think those country folk might bum us. I am a very attractive man you know.

 

Idea for the boat trip though - Challenge 1 - have a w@nk in a windmill. He's going to love this.

Spudders

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The cheese locals might be impressed by you folk from a big city and treat you like royals (I don't mean get you pregnant). Sorry I didn't realised bumming wasn't something you wanted, I just assumed.

Spudders

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Yeah that's fair enough and with all that cheese, all those fast moving men and the risk of injury and not being able to run away there is an obvkious risk now I think about it.

Dibden Purlieu Saint

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Ok, here's one we did.

 

Divide your parties into teams of 4. All put £50 in the pot to buy a car. You then, Top Gear style, have to drive from one end of the country to another (I would suggest Southampton to Cardiff and back again), whilst having to do challenges. Usually good if there are 12 to 20 of you. This, I **** you not, is a quality laugh, and as you don't care about the cars you get into a lot of, ahem, scrapes.

dubai_phil

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I like the shark idea. He said he doesn't really want the normal kind of stag stuff as we have done it to death. He doesn't mind getting stiched up with idiot abroard type stuff so putting him with the sharks would fit that bill.

 

Didn't know golfing phil was here or would be name dropping. The guy who had the stag do in Dusseldorf was the lead singer in the twang - a no longer famous band from Birmingham. Beat that Phil!

 

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Nah, strangely, I have no recollection of ever having met anyone famous on a stag weekend. In fact, now I try and remember I can't remember much about ANY stag weekend I have been on. Am liking the Canal boat idea and the way that is going.

 

One "idea" you may want to explore :twisted: is to find a hypnotist to take with you.......

Tokyo-Saint

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hypnotist idea is good but we could just get him hypnotisted up before and let him think he has already been, then spend the money somewhere else.

 

Hang on, what am I on about. Stag dos are probably my favourite thing in the world, **** that. Bring out the gimp.

Jonnyboy

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Before I answer that Jonny, let me ask you one thing.... Do you like or have an interest in diggers?

 

Not really, just sounded fun to make something big move around.

Tokyo-Saint

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Haven't really been there but Russell Brand did a feature on it once so it feels like I have. He asked the owner if he had ever made digger noises while boning. He reckoned he hadn't but I''m not buying it.

Bearsy

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What you chattin bout tokyos? I was making a perfectly reasonable Jonnyboys wife is so fat joke! Ain't we doing them no more?

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I don't like explaining jokes! Figure for urselfs homos!
Tokyo-Saint

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Sorry bear, I didn't get that. Please give me an infraction (as usual send it over to dune's account) However, I think you might have to infract yourself. The standard uniform response for our reply is 'wooooooosh', to vary it too much would shake the while foundations the forum was built on.

 

Also did you see papster nominated us for some medal or something?

 

Also, you didn't get back to me when I mugged you off on the arts forum. If I am taking time to mug people off, I at least want a reply, hopefully an angry reply.

Bearsy

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Fvvck wooooshes they is gay!

 

What medal? I can't be expected to read every dumb thing pap posts, you'll need to narrow it down some.

 

I'm always getting mugged off in fArts Orum. They should move it in here so i can keep a better control of it.

Tokyo-Saint

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You are double gay bear that's why you have to do wooshes dude!

 

It is in the mods suggestions forum (I know, I didn't mean to go there either but just clicked it by mistake my iphone), said we should be recognised for being mods over here and he would like whitey to be his granddad or something.

Bearsy

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Oh I don't go in there I'm still sore bout when the dumb mods deleted all my suggestions for Sainticons ™ Ltd and for having no swear filters in muppet shows! ****s!

Dig Dig

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I like it!

 

I found this one http://www.ukandeuropetravel.com/canal_boat_hire_europe.shtml#faq

 

How much did it cost roughly? It looks like it might be expensive as have lots of hidden costs, fuel, insurance etc.

 

I am going to give myself the captains hat and start delegating immediately!

 

It was about 100 quid each for 4 nights (there were 9 of us I think) which covered everything, no extras.

 

Of course, someone will have to put up a hefty deposit incase you sink the boat or do a poo on the floor or something.

Spudders

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I was thinking that as you are arranging it, it should really be all about YOU rather than the stag, so I was thinking what does Tokyo like, and then I remembered Octopus porn. As stag dos are all about a bit of high jinx and sexy time, why don’t you see if you can find some sort of trip to an octobrothel somewhere?

I’ve had a look online and not found anywhere yet, but I did find a picture of an octopus stuck to a dolphins genital sheath which I thought you may like to see.

 

dolphinoctopus120618.jpg

Jonnyboy

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Oh I don't go in there I'm still sore bout when the dumb mods deleted all my suggestions for Sainticons ™ Ltd and for having no swear filters in muppet shows! ****s!

 

They deleted the whole SaintsIcons thread?? ****s!

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