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I'm sure it'll all be above board this time.

 

Anyhoo... do we get a day off? If we do then I'm really delighted for them. Brilliant news :)

 

If we don't then, frankly, I couldn't give a rat's arse.

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They're gonna sail him or her down the Thames on a punt

 

A bit like Moses then? The balance of payments didn't pick up this quarter when my two girls each had a baby so don't hold your breath about a sudden growth spurt (apart from Kate's stomach)

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That's lucky, for a moment I thought it might be me.

 

How sick do people get from your spunks? With mine there's usually a couple of dry retches, but they keep the substance down.

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How sick do people get from your spunks? With mine there's usually a couple of dry retches, but they keep the substance down.

 

Why is it dry? Are you spunking in powder form?

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So she has met item (1) on her Job Description - brood mare to perpetuate the aberration that is the royal family.

 

Why does Cameron feel the need to tweet that they will make 'wonderful parents' ? How does he know ? Given William's family's history over the last 3 decades the odds are stacked in favour of a broken home.

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if it's twins , imagine how 9issed off would the second born be knowing that they missed out on being king by 5 minutes.

 

I'd have thought they'd be relieved.

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How come she goes to hospital for morning sickness? ffs

 

 

The royals do get a lot of molly-coddling, but it's not so in this case. This form of morning sickness can be quite dangerous, my Mrs had it with our first, she was chucking up almost hourly, severely dehydrated, and lost weight, she was un-able to eat or drink anything, even cleaning her teeth made her wretch. I took her to the docs, (a day I'll never forget, it was out wedding anniversary, but more importantly it was the day England stuffed The Netherlands at Euro'96, a match I've never seen :x), within the hour she was in hospital fixed up to a couple of drips. She was in for 4 days.

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