Colinjb Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 A thread for all the grumbles and rants of the irate gentleman. Seriously, how sh*t is Saturday night television in this day and age? Reality TV kareoke and C listers learning to Dance, what a shambles. No variety, no A-listers at their peak just b*llocks. Surely an invitation to everyone to evacuate their houses for the period between the 6 o'clock news and Match of the Day in an effort to re-invigorate the domestic Pub industry. Oh for the days of Noel's House Party..... I shudder saying that but at least it was imaginative and amusing in a low brow sort of way as opposed to the hackneyed b*llocks we have to put up with now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 Christmas is coming and town is full of two-hats Wish I'd stayed at home and sharpened up my axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 Yep. Saturday evening and the best thing I can find on TV is The Hunt for Red October on Film4 +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 Don't even start,i've given up smoking after 29 years and tonight have told a mate to f uck off and almost had a bus driver call the ob on me, he was rude what can i say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 1 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 1 December, 2012 (edited) Don't even start,i've given up smoking after 29 years and tonight have told a mate to f uck off and almost had a bus driver call the ob on me, he was rude what can i say? Bus drivers can be right precious little Hitlers. There was one who drove for Blue Line when I was at 6th form who refused to take the college passes despite the fact it said explicitly that they were good for Stagecoach and Blue Line services in the Winchester/Southampton area..... "Oh but we are Brijan Tours, subcontracted" he claimed, yes but what colours is your bus running in and who is paying your subcontracted wages you utter ****? Edited 1 December, 2012 by Colinjb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 You lot can stop whining. I'm still working, and having to endure the mrs watching the f*cking x factor in the background, with a soupcon of moaning about all the jobs round the house that need doing during the intervals. ffs. Plus the hound is mithering for a walk, and I cant see the wife volunteering to take her. FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 You lot can stop whining. I'm still working, and having to endure the mrs watching the f*cking x factor in the background, with a soupcon of moaning about all the jobs round the house that need doing during the intervals. ffs. Plus the hound is mithering for a walk, and I cant see the wife volunteering to take her. FFS. Kiss the dog shoot the wife. no bloody xfactor, no bloody jobs about the house all sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 You lot can stop whining. I'm still working, and having to endure the mrs watching the f*cking x factor in the background, with a soupcon of moaning about all the jobs round the house that need doing during the intervals. ffs. Plus the hound is mithering for a walk, and I cant see the wife volunteering to take her. FFS. This except Ive not got a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 Thanks for the support, wills and smirker. The situation has now escalated somewhat, some utter c*nt called charming/charmain or something just squawked out a pile of dross and couldnt hit a note in tune, when I pointed this out to the spouse its led to a, ahem, situation. At least ive knocked off the job now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 Thanks for the support, wills and smirker. The situation has now escalated somewhat, some utter c*nt called charming/charmain or something just squawked out a pile of dross and couldnt hit a note in tune, when I pointed this out to the spouse its led to a, ahem, situation. At least ive knocked off the job now. I too have to (usually) watch teh X factor, James is the only decent one, I wont comment on the rest. Still, you get to watch a couple of birds eat cock next, though its not as exciting as you would think. I will have a moan though, old people and driving, they shouldnt be allowed on the road, cant drive, have no road sense, sit in the middle lane etc Old people in general annoy me, useless with technology, do everything slowly in a confused manner. Anyone who thought there would not be a zombie apocalypse clearly hasnt been in Bitterne at 12 o clock on a weekday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 I too have to (usually) watch teh X factor, James is the only decent one, I wont comment on the rest. Still, you get to watch a couple of birds eat cock next, though its not as exciting as you would think. I will have a moan though, old people and driving, they shouldnt be allowed on the road, cant drive, have no road sense, sit in the middle lane etc Old people in general annoy me, useless with technology, do everything slowly in a confused manner. Anyone who thought there would not be a zombie apocalypse clearly hasnt been in Bitterne at 12 o clock on a weekday Would have replied earlier but taken me 30 minutes to work out how to use this damn technology, whats wrong with carrier pidgeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 What amuses me is all the helmets that week after week whinge on their facebook statues about how sh*te/fixed X Factor is, yet still watch it. Luckily i dont have to watch any of that sh*te, although she does like soaps and cooking programmes. I dont mind a bit of Take Me Out, it's a great leveller, it makes me realise what an incredible male i am and also no matter how much your bird p*sses you off, at least she's not as bad as the women on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 What amuses me is all the helmets that week after week whinge on their facebook statues about how sh*te/fixed X Factor is, yet still watch it. Luckily i dont have to watch any of that sh*te, although she does like soaps and cooking programmes. I dont mind a bit of Take Me Out, it's a great leveller, it makes me realise what an incredible male i am and also no matter how much your bird p*sses you off, at least she's not as bad as the women on there. I had a hospital appointment the other day, and in the waiting room they had jeremy kyle on the tv. That has much the same effect as you're describing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swansea_Saint Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 I have a grumble, F*ucking card factory on a Saturday, surely there isn't a worse place on earth?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 I have a grumble, F*ucking card factory on a Saturday, surely there isn't a worse place on earth?? i agree but would argue Tesco this morning ran it close why do people make shopping a family outing where they argue & moan like f@ck the whole time. make a list & get 1 person to do it ffs! smash & grab style. also old g1ts moaning about how busy it is f@ck me off. come in the week while people are at work then. everyone else wouldn't have to put up with you dithering about & blocking the bloody aisle's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swansea_Saint Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 As an extra to that, why do people with a huge trolley full of shopping insist on using the self service check outs and then not have a f*cking clue how to use them!! Go to a manned till and save yourself the f*cking bother and waste 5 minutes of my life that I will never get back!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 1 December, 2012 Share Posted 1 December, 2012 Count me in. Grumpy old bastard, with honours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Speed humps in castle point. Which retard decided that they needed to rival the Andes. Car grounds on it every time. And you can't go at them slowly otherwise you won't have enough forward motion to get over the top and you will stuck there teetering back and forth, whilst you look for the number of a towing company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Snowing, I hate that white crap all over the place. Cold too, have entered the period where we're lucky if the temperature gets above zero for weeks on end. Roll on retirement to the south coast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Went to the the supermarket earlier, is it just my imagination or are there more rancid sweaty bastards around nowadays? I passed at least half a dozen in the aisles that I had to veer away from because of the stink. Dont they ever wash? or change their f*cking clothes??? Most of them looked like sh*t as well, apart from one fit bird, as soon as she walked past me I honestly thought "wheres the cloud of smoke". ffs. And to cap it, waiting at the checkout I had started piling my stuff on the belt when some ugly looking pikey joins the queue right behind me. No word of a lie, he smelled so appalling I actually started to gag, had to get my stuff back off and go to another till. If he happens to be reading this, you're in sainsburys you hideous fat c*nt, buy some f*cking deodorant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Parked under a tree last night. Woke up to find the local avian population had used my car as a khazi. The little feathered feckers must have had a curry / bostick combo for dinner, because there is so much of it and it has set like cement. This is still making me grumpy. My wife has now entered the Xmas OCD super organised mode. This guarantees that I will be miserable for the next three weeks. Humbug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 fu ck off christmas Also some new people have moved into the flat above me who are clearly elephants judging by the stomping around they do. I'd like to go up and ask them to stop stomping about but if they are total knobs (like a lot of people these days) they could just do it more to annoy me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 fu ck off christmas Also some new people have moved into the flat above me who are clearly elephants judging by the stomping around they do. I'd like to go up and ask them to stop stomping about but if they are total knobs (like a lot of people these days) they could just do it more to annoy me! I had that a few years ago, the fellow downstairs was a nightmare, you are right doing things sometimes like even being polite about the noise makes it worse, got my own back though as on the last day of living there I gave the keys to a mate who had a 48 hour party in the flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 fu ck off christmas Also some new people have moved into the flat above me who are clearly elephants judging by the stomping around they do. I'd like to go up and ask them to stop stomping about but if they are total knobs (like a lot of people these days) they could just do it more to annoy me! this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Christmas. It's a time for children really, isn't it? What about the adults who have no kids, what then? Shall we just sit around a bonfire chewing humbugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Indeed and what about adults with no children and no girlfriend/wife. I absolutly hate christmas. I've got several friends that invite me to spend christmas day with their families, which is lovely of them, then I feel bad trying to explain to them why I'd rather sit at home on my own in my undercrackers drinking JD and watching tv christmas day, rather than having to drive/walk to theirs and spend the day pretending to be happy as their children climb all over me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Everyone must die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Everyone must die. Well, no. A selective extermination on the other hand may be in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Thankfully the end of the world is only a couple of weeks away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Indeed and what about adults with no children and no girlfriend/wife. I absolutly hate christmas. I've got several friends that invite me to spend christmas day with their families, which is lovely of them, then I feel bad trying to explain to them why I'd rather sit at home on my own in my undercrackers drinking JD and watching tv christmas day, rather than having to drive/walk to theirs and spend the day pretending to be happy as their children climb all over me. Can I take it your not coming to mine on xmas day, my other guests kylie, danni & tulisa will be so dissapointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Thankfully the end of the world is only a couple of weeks away Excellent! I was hoping for nuclear holocaust personally, but if it's to be epic natural destabilisation then so be it. I've already worked out my 'death face' for when I get frozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Well, no. A selective extermination on the other hand may be in order. I stand by what I said. *Moves Colinjb's name up the list* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Can I take it your not coming to mine on xmas day, my other guests kylie, danni & tulisa will be so dissapointed. Hmmmm, In order: 1) Too old 2) Sl@g 3) Chav No loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2012 I stand by what I said. *Moves Colinjb's name up the list* Just be sure the death is dramatic. Painless and pointless is just far too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Just be sure the death is dramatic. Painless and pointless is just far too easy. Ok, I'll hire Brian Blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Don't you just hate it when people saunter aimlessly in shops. You know what you want, you go in with the intention of going in and getting out as soon as possible, avoiding conversation/contact/general human interaction with any other examples of society you may come across. But you get caught behind various groups of people seemingly randomly wandering around just looking about at anything on the shelves. They stand in the way of the exact items you need and look entirely put upon when you ask politely for them to move aside after you have been waiting patiently for several minutes for them to stop dithering and let you get to that one part of the shelf you need to get to. W@nkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Can I take it your not coming to mine on xmas day, my other guests kylie, danni & tulisa will be so dissapointed. Now that would be a christmas day worth getting dressed for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Don't you just hate it when people saunter aimlessly in shops. Or they stop just inside/outside shop doorways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Or they stop just inside/outside shop doorways Oh yes! Complete obstruction of a public walkway, and again, such a trauma when they are asked to actually be considerate and let people come in. The general public really are general bloody idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 I love this thread as I can finally be myself. I really think this forum should have a sub-forum for grumpy moaning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Thankfully the end of the world is only a couple of weeks away Which is why my wife's insistence the we get everything done now pees me off even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 Or they stop just inside/outside shop doorways This happened to me twice on saturday, the woman was most indignant when i said "I hope my attempt to leave the shop is not to inconvienient with your loitering". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 December, 2012 Share Posted 2 December, 2012 FFS..... people that text you to start talking about something, then when you reply back and an hour later you've not heard anything else from them again. Why not just start a conversation with someone when you are able to finish the conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 3 December, 2012 Share Posted 3 December, 2012 Family...or more to the point hers....why are her's so bleeding difficult, impossible and in need of a slap....things I can't really do despite everyone agreeing one of them needs it badly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 3 December, 2012 Share Posted 3 December, 2012 Fag bags who, because they cannot suck the life out of their cancer sticks inside a public place, stand right at the entrance/exit of a public place to suck the life out of their cancer sticks thus making a stench ridden fog permeate one's clothes as you negotiate your way into the public place. E.G. Southampton General Hospital, both patients and public, despite the ban on smoking in the grounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 3 December, 2012 Share Posted 3 December, 2012 Royal family blanket news coverage...now Kate is up the duff thats all we will hear now for the next week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 3 December, 2012 Share Posted 3 December, 2012 Bus drivers can be right precious little Hitlers. There was one who drove for Blue Line when I was at 6th form who refused to take the college passes despite the fact it said explicitly that they were good for Stagecoach and Blue Line services in the Winchester/Southampton area..... "Oh but we are Brijan Tours, subcontracted" he claimed, yes but what colours is your bus running in and who is paying your subcontracted wages you utter ****? It's as if they get off on being as awkward as they possibly can, or going out of there way to refuse customers. Once got refused to be let on a bus when trying to pay for a £7.60 fare using a tenner. Walking away, I turned to my gf at the time saying, well that's a bit useless, which he apparently heard, started banging on his little window and calling me a f*cking w4nker. I just laughed and gave him a thumbs up whilst queueing for a different bus, to which he got out of his little cabin (which is illegal, technically) and made for me. He then realised he was half my height (not talking myself up, he was seriously about 5"2 and I am about 6"3), so quickly bottled that, and had a chat with the other bus driver and genuinely said "Don't let him on - he called me useless". Everyone on the bus laughed at the dwarfy little muppet, but I wasn't allowed on the bus. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 3 December, 2012 Share Posted 3 December, 2012 Royal family blanket news coverage...now Kate is up the duff thats all we will hear now for the next week! From memory babies take a little longer than that - so its all we'll hear for farkin months and months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 3 December, 2012 Share Posted 3 December, 2012 Singapore knows how to deal with bus drivers http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20576424 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 3 December, 2012 Share Posted 3 December, 2012 Royal family blanket news coverage...now Kate is up the duff thats all we will hear now for the next week! Would laugh my tits off if it came out ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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