tpbury Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Tokes and Bears, have you looked into this already? The 'new' poster is mighty fine, but exhibits some sand and cheese tendencies. Would love a genuine new controversial contributor, so long as it isn't Stanley.
tpbury Posted 30 November, 2012 Author Posted 30 November, 2012 Time sto chuck the hamburger out the window and stick the siren on the roof.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 He has already been investigated and took part in a scouse of with Pap which he lost. Bletch is the judge and has let him out on probation.
Bearsy Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Dirty? Why am I dirty? Did you finger ur bird's bum then wipe it on her upper lip? Tokyos? What do you know bout the Barry Sancheese situation?
Bearsy Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Oh hi tokyos! If Bletch said so that's cool with me. I do think he's a bit like Cheese tho.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Yeah it's not cheesy though. He speaks to me from beyond the grave and would have told me by now.
buctootim Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Can we lay off Barry a bit? Clearly his brain is a bit scrambled in parts but he's still more entertaining than you ****ers.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Can everyone please up their level of entertainment? Tim is getting bored. Quick bear pump out another chapter!
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 He has already been investigated and took part in a scouse of with Pap which he lost. Bletch is the judge and has let him out on probation.I lost ha ha, Pap wont even speak to and has ran away, I ask he out for a beer tomoorow and he wants my facebook address, in short he is as false as most birds eyelashes.
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Oh hi tokyos! If Bletch said so that's cool with me. I do think he's a bit like Cheese tho. Hows it going Blaresy?
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Did you finger ur bird's bum then wipe it on her upper lip? Tokyos? What do you know bout the Barry Sancheese situation? I have fingered womens arses, I think these things happen as you get a bit older and more risque in the sack, are you still are 2nd base?
Bearsy Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Nah it weren't that, I weren't being rude I was just saying a Dirty Sanchez is when you do that, I mean give the girl a poo brown moustache. There was a whole tv show bout it. I was helpfully explaining why he was calling you the Dirty Sanchez!
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 They are legends I know who they are, you going to the match tomorrow Bearsy? I imagine you are a cool character, retro up like Alivin Stardust, rings on the fingers and all that.
Bearsy Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 (edited) Nah i don't really like football. (© tokyos 2012) You gonna go with Pap, like a Saintsweb man-date? PS - Aha! You called me Bearsy! Edited 30 November, 2012 by Bearsy copywrite infringemant
CB Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Dirty Barry was a character in Only Fools and Horses. Did a roaring trade in blow up dolls IIRC
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 My mate knows Pancho, I think they even went into business together with weekend offender. Of all the people to be doing business with I don't think Pancho would be near the top of my list. In fact, he would be just in front of Debra Meaden and that lanky tennis playing cvnt from dragons den and just behind Prichard.
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Pearsy I have my moments of clarity, you dont like football and you are on a football forum, you must be winding me up! Have you noticed I rarely if at all directly insult anyone regardless of what they accuse of me or call me, well see for yourself now I have pointed it out, the thing is people who have been on forums on really anything naturally assert themselves over others if they feel the "newbie" is being above his station, now to me thats ****e but there we go I would like to have a laugh with everyone but if he takes himself as the sole scouse attendant of this forum so be it, but I happen to live here and have done so for 8 years, why he gets so uppity and arsey God only knows, he is probably a cracking fellow.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Nah i don't really like football. You gonna go with Pap, like a Saintsweb man-date? PS - Aha! You called me Bearsy! Ha! that's what I told you to say when you get a stalker bear, good work but wtf I am going to use now?
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Dirty Barry was a character in Only Fools and Horses. Did a roaring trade in blow up dolls IIRC Great episode that.
Bearsy Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Ha! that's what I told you to say when you get a stalker bear, good work but wtf I am going to use now? Oh yeah sorry bro i've edited the post to give you full credits!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 That's good bear but the problem is what am I going to do if some muva wants me to do something?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 BTW has anyone ever done a dirty sanchez? I haven't, I can imagine b!tches going mad at that sort of thing. Maybe it comes in book three of 50 shades of grey.
Bearsy Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Pearsy I have my moments of clarity, you dont like football and you are on a football forum, you must be winding me up! Have you noticed I rarely if at all directly insult anyone regardless of what they accuse of me or call me, well see for yourself now I have pointed it out, the thing is people who have been on forums on really anything naturally assert themselves over others if they feel the "newbie" is being above his station, now to me thats ****e but there we go I would like to have a laugh with everyone but if he takes himself as the sole scouse attendant of this forum so be it, but I happen to live here and have done so for 8 years, why he gets so uppity and arsey God only knows, he is probably a cracking fellow. Nah you misjudge pap he's one of the most sound bros on the forum! He was probably teasing or whatever, I've never noticed him being 'uppity or arsey'. Up an arse maybe. Lols
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Nah you misjudge pap he's one of the most sound bros on the forum! He was probably teasing or whatever, I've never noticed him being 'uppity or arsey'. Up an arse maybe. Lols He is acting like a big fat hairdresser I suppose, him teasing me to be fair is like ****ing in the wind, did Barrence Sanchez Vicario is a legend of the internet.
Bearsy Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 BTW has anyone ever done a dirty sanchez? I haven't, I can imagine b!tches going mad at that sort of thing. Maybe it comes in book three of 50 shades of grey. I dunno what the word is but I've had kind of the opposite. I woke up one morning and bird was grinning at me funny, I was like what? She's like "can you smell that?". Turns out she'd vag juiced my morning moustache. B!tch!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 He thinks you are dune, even though I investigated and concluded that you weren't. Dune is the exact exact opposite of Pap, therefore Pap is pretty wary of you. All you've got to do is prove you are not dune and he will be fine with you. Now, what do you think of the EU? And how about Thatcher - hot or not?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 He thinks you are dune, even though I investigated and concluded that you weren't. Dune is the exact exact opposite of Pap, therefore Pap is pretty wary of you. All you've got to do is prove you are not dune and he will be fine with you. Now, what do you think of the EU? And how about Thatcher - hot or not?
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 I dunno what the word is but I've had kind of the opposite. I woke up one morning and bird was grinning at me funny, I was like what? She's like "can you smell that?". Turns out she'd vag juiced my morning moustache. B!tch! Ha ha nice one, one funny tale springs to mind is a lad from Botley, he met this girl in the purbani in the square and they both went home together, he rimmed her in the morning and could taste her curry.
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 I dunno what the word is but I've had kind of the opposite. I woke up one morning and bird was grinning at me funny, I was like what? She's like "can you smell that?". Turns out she'd vag juiced my morning moustache. B!tch! Ha ha nice one, one funny tale springs to mind is a lad from Botley, he met this girl in the purbani in the square and they both went home together, he rimmed her in the morning and could taste her curry.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 I dunno what the word is but I've had kind of the opposite. I woke up one morning and bird was grinning at me funny, I was like what? She's like "can you smell that?". Turns out she'd vag juiced my morning moustache. B!tch! Sounds like you've been raped bear.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 I dunno what the word is but I've had kind of the opposite. I woke up one morning and bird was grinning at me funny, I was like what? She's like "can you smell that?". Turns out she'd vag juiced my morning moustache. B!tch! Sounds like you've been raped bear.
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 (edited) He thinks you are dune, even though I investigated and concluded that you weren't. Dune is the exact exact opposite of Pap, therefore Pap is pretty wary of you. All you've got to do is prove you are not dune and he will be fine with you. Now, what do you think of the EU? And how about Thatcher - hot or not? EU - skeptic but a socialist, just look at the socialist party for their views on Europe. Thatcher - an absolute **** of a woman. Edited 30 November, 2012 by Barry Sanchez
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 (edited) He thinks you are dune, even though I investigated and concluded that you weren't. Dune is the exact exact opposite of Pap, therefore Pap is pretty wary of you. All you've got to do is prove you are not dune and he will be fine with you. Now, what do you think of the EU? And how about Thatcher - hot or not? EU - skeptic but a socialist, just look at the socialist party for their views on Europe. Thatcher - an absolute **** of a woman. Edited 30 November, 2012 by Barry Sanchez
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 See! I know this could be lie but I don't think dune would sink so low to say that kind of thing. He was a cock but he had his principles. Baz, I am still vouching for you.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 See! I know this could be lie but I don't think dune would sink so low to say that kind of thing. He was a cock but he had his principles. Baz, I am still vouching for you.
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Thanks Tokyo but I have never been a voucher, but thanks though.
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 Thanks Tokyo but I have never been a voucher, but thanks though.
buctootim Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 See thats more like it. I knew we could be get along gang. Anyone got any kittens that need blinding?
buctootim Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 See thats more like it. I knew we could be get along gang. Anyone got any kittens that need blinding?
Bearsy Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 My cat had kittens when i was a kid and they was all born blind, poor things. I put them out their misery tho.
Bearsy Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 My cat had kittens when i was a kid and they was all born blind, poor things. I put them out their misery tho.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 My cat had kittens when i was a kid and they was all born blind, poor things. I put them out their misery tho. And on that note, it's the weekend. Laterz haters
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 November, 2012 Posted 30 November, 2012 My cat had kittens when i was a kid and they was all born blind, poor things. I put them out their misery tho. And on that note, it's the weekend. Laterz haters
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