Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Posted 28 November, 2012 Tomorrow we are expecting some more of the same as today, nippy with a bit of the old sun, wrap up as its deceiving mind and your pingys will get a chill quite quickly. High - Drugs Low - Comedown
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Posted 28 November, 2012 Let's keep this kind of thing to the main baza thread. That way we have a good chance of hitting 10 pages.
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Posted 28 November, 2012 Lets hope its better than my Christmas present thread or John Denver's plane.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Posted 28 November, 2012 I think Glasgow is the only one who can answer that with any degree of certainty.
Barry Sanchez Posted 29 November, 2012 Author Posted 29 November, 2012 29/11/12 The same as yesterday to be honest but a bit chillier so keep those pinkies wrapped up, a wind from the North will make it seem actually colder than it actually is if that ****ing possible as its cold as its cold. The sun is out and its lovely to see a bit of brightness after all the rain we have had in the UK lately, so get out there and enjoy our beautiful Cities and towns! Burnley, Colne and Skelmersdale for the North and for the South Basingstoke, Havant and Cosham for truly forgetable and ****e days.
the stain Posted 29 November, 2012 Posted 29 November, 2012 You should get yourself to Gibralter, it's nice and warm there.
PhilippineSaint Posted 29 November, 2012 Posted 29 November, 2012 Its bloody hot in Angola the HVAC system has packed up and its already over 38 C
Barry Sanchez Posted 29 November, 2012 Author Posted 29 November, 2012 Well its cold here in Liverpool with it being a constant ****e, are'nt you on the 606 board phillippine? I recognise the name.
PhilippineSaint Posted 29 November, 2012 Posted 29 November, 2012 Well its cold here in Liverpool with it being a constant ****e, are'nt you on the 606 board phillippine? I recognise the name. Never been near it mush
Barry Sanchez Posted 29 November, 2012 Author Posted 29 November, 2012 Maybe its some other exotic name, mind you Whitby is exotic for me at the moment.
Barry Sanchez Posted 30 November, 2012 Author Posted 30 November, 2012 Its another belting day for sun worshippers out there! We have had nothing but fun in the sun for the last few days, the rivers of rain have slowed to a mud stream so whilst your houses are still smelling and seaping crap enjoy the sun and heat of about 4 above? Tonight will get a little colder with temperatures expected to get down to about -2 so take out three skking or whatever the **** you do. The weekend will be the same but on a Saturday and Sunday.
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 December, 2012 Author Posted 4 December, 2012 Well this morning will be ****e with sporadic hale ****ing storms that shall **** you on head and later on it shall improve to biblical proportions of rainfull (speculation) and mother ****ing wind of the North sea that shall blow in haddock and pears right in your kipper, if you happen to like the finer things in weather like I know most do on here then this is one day that you shall remember for it not being a finer day. Hopefully the week will improve.
dubai_phil Posted 4 December, 2012 Posted 4 December, 2012 (edited) Just thought I would cheer you all up with a weather pic from over here last weekend. This is my mate Frankie (he's a notlob fan fwiw) and lives in Zurich and came over here for some winter sun and the Egg Chasing at the weekend. So, don't worry, you're not the only ones cold & wet Oh and today it is a bitter 24C, more Thunder Storms expected later this afternoon, but that's my fault for taking the lads out for a curry last night Edited 4 December, 2012 by dubai_phil
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 December, 2012 Posted 4 December, 2012 Are you trying to tell us you know someone who isn't famous phil? pffft don't believe it. btw how did the threesome go with Rory?
dubai_phil Posted 4 December, 2012 Posted 4 December, 2012 Are you trying to tell us you know someone who isn't famous phil? pffft don't believe it. btw how did the threesome go with Rory? He sat in the corner - apparently he had a headache - Carolina is a bit too muscly for my liking, but hey, another notch on the belt.
Barry Sanchez Posted 4 December, 2012 Author Posted 4 December, 2012 The hale we had here an hour or so ago was ****ing crazy, this weather man is crazy, was not like this in the 1840's I tell thee.
Barry Sanchez Posted 5 December, 2012 Author Posted 5 December, 2012 The weather this morn is all a Christmassy, littles cherubs run faces aglow asking about roast chestnuts and apples and oranges, ah bless angelic. The temperature will be ****e and its clear so it will get well ********ing cold later so wrap up warm or your arse will freeze.
Bearsy Posted 5 December, 2012 Posted 5 December, 2012 Quiet in the muppet shows today dum-dums. Where is everyone at? I've been unable to get to computer cos I'm caught in the massive snow storm that Barry Sanchez failed to properly warn me bout in yesterday's weather forecast. Cvnt!
Saint-Fred Posted 5 December, 2012 Posted 5 December, 2012 This started as a weather forecast but now is just commentary on today's weather? FFS I want my money back
Barry Sanchez Posted 5 December, 2012 Author Posted 5 December, 2012 Just scripting tomorrows forecast.
RonManager Posted 5 December, 2012 Posted 5 December, 2012 Just scripting tomorrows forecast. This just in......... Tomorrow has been postponed due to the weather. New date for tomorrow will follow. Back to the studio.
Barry Sanchez Posted 5 December, 2012 Author Posted 5 December, 2012 I was talking to Tommy Forecast about the weather and........................
RonManager Posted 5 December, 2012 Posted 5 December, 2012 I was talking to Tommy Forecast about the weather and........................ What the f*ck are you doing in my cellar? ......or has Tommy got out again?
Dig Dig Posted 5 December, 2012 Posted 5 December, 2012 It was ****ing boiling today Barry becuase of you.
Barry Sanchez Posted 5 December, 2012 Author Posted 5 December, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb-pX7sIjFY This is it for parts of the Country predicted. For the rest of the Country. For Liverpool.
Spudders Posted 5 December, 2012 Posted 5 December, 2012 I had to go into the outside world today & do stuff, it was cold out. Why does being in the cold and then coming into the warm give me the sniffles for a few minutes? Science huh!
Barry Sanchez Posted 6 December, 2012 Author Posted 6 December, 2012 06/12/12 Well me hearties it sure is nipster this morning! Temperatures nationwide are not expected to exceed 3-5 degrees so please wrap and warm and take care when walking around as ice could still be around from the Jack Frost from last night, later on we expect snow and heavy rain in certain areas, so bad it will happen at the same time, take a brolly, wooly hat and some wellys and you will ok. Its going to be a mother**cker for some of you getting into work today so please take care and drive safe, no wheelying or skidding on your budgies either.
Spudders Posted 7 December, 2012 Posted 7 December, 2012 Barry, if you're not going to do this daily, can you do a two or three day forcast so we know where we stand. I had to go up to the shops today without knowing what was going to happen with the weather. I got back ok, but that's not the point is it.
Dig Dig Posted 7 December, 2012 Posted 7 December, 2012 Barry went onto the main board yesterday and got raped by the ferrel gangs which hang around there. I don't expect that we'll hear much from him until he fully recovers.
Spudders Posted 7 December, 2012 Posted 7 December, 2012 ooooooh ouch, a rookie mistake. I always avoid saying anything factual or saints related on the main board, just too risky!
pap Posted 7 December, 2012 Posted 7 December, 2012 Barry went onto the main board yesterday and got raped by the ferrel gangs which hang around there. I don't expect that we'll hear much from him until he fully recovers. I like this description of the main board. It evokes a touch of Mad Max 2, which I feel is appropriate.
Barry Sanchez Posted 8 December, 2012 Author Posted 8 December, 2012 Barry went onto the main board yesterday and got raped by the ferrel gangs which hang around there. I don't expect that we'll hear much from him until he fully recovers. Dont be wet.
Barry Sanchez Posted 8 December, 2012 Author Posted 8 December, 2012 08/12/12 The weather today will be cloudy will a bit of cloud, oxygen and fairy dust and top temperatures of about 6 degrees so inbetween short short weather and an overjacket, I am going for the short short look as its Saturday and easier to get straight out on it in that attire. 09/12/12 **** knows as its not her yet and I cant not predict anything that far . 10/12/12 Beautiful sunny winters day with geese laying eggs on your lawn and that neighbour wearing her special thong for you, yes you, you know the one that rides up higher than it should and she knows it.
Barry Sanchez Posted 10 December, 2012 Author Posted 10 December, 2012 11/12/12 Cold again as late autumn is having one last autumn surge, wrap and as the wind will be very deceiving, rain is a possibility in parts of Michigan today so take a brolly out. 12/12/12 Dont know but typing the date is cool.
Bearsy Posted 10 December, 2012 Posted 10 December, 2012 I always wondered if they done something special in olden days when the date was 11/11/1111 That must have been a cool date! I bet at 11:11 on 11/11/1111 they all just stood about looking at their wrist watches or sundials or whatever.
Jillyanne Posted 10 December, 2012 Posted 10 December, 2012 I want a forum fee refund please, no geese laid any eggs on my lawn today, in fact no geese even appeared, just cats and a giant rat.
Spudders Posted 10 December, 2012 Posted 10 December, 2012 Set a trap for the rat, that'll come in useful post apocalypse!
Jillyanne Posted 10 December, 2012 Posted 10 December, 2012 Set a trap for the rat, that'll come in useful post apocalypse! That sounds good in theory but I am sure some parts of a rat aren't edible? Also I need a cooking method as I haven't stockpiled wood?
Barry Sanchez Posted 10 December, 2012 Author Posted 10 December, 2012 I want a forum fee refund please, no geese laid any eggs on my lawn today, in fact no geese even appeared, just cats and a giant rat. Jillyanne I am very sorry to hear about the giant rat and the lack of geese, they were caught up in a delay on the M62 due to roadworks and could not visit all the lawns as first thought. We are trying to rectify this but with Christmas and all it shall be hard for them to catch up before the special day but make no mistake we are trying our best to make sure everybody gets a golden nugget on their lawn before the day of our Lord.
PhilippineSaint Posted 11 December, 2012 Posted 11 December, 2012 11/12/12 Cold again as late autumn is having one last autumn surge, wrap and as the wind will be very deceiving, rain is a possibility in parts of Michigan today so take a brolly out. 12/12/12 Dont know but typing the date is cool. You appear to be only doing a local forecast. I had to sit by the pool and it wasn't cold at all had to put more ice in the rum and coke. Barry please ensure you put links in to cater for the further afield than Aintree.
Barry Sanchez Posted 11 December, 2012 Author Posted 11 December, 2012 Sorry Philippine I shall include a poolside weather forecast as well, the area of Aintree has lots of lovely pools and is famous throughout the north of England of also having a tropical climate.
Barry Sanchez Posted 14 December, 2012 Author Posted 14 December, 2012 14/12/12 Well its wet and windy here today,bit warmer and mild but still ****e and it will be for the next 3 weeks to be honest but we could be lucky and have a wet Christmas as normal, oh I love a wet Christmas its all just so Chritmassy with grey clouds and lashing rain, even better is just a cloudy sky doing nothing, pure granite pure ****e, Merry Christmas. 15/12/12 I dont know yet as the Fish was on the ale last night and Kettley is getting his beard cleaned after a night out with the ladies but I heard its going to be Saturdayish becoming a bit mroe Sunday as the day gets later.
Bearsy Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 Oh hi Sally Bumcheeze, do you know what I'm dreaming of???? Any chance this year homes? We're particularly interested in Birmingham areas, and also to Norwich, and also to London. These is the places I'm going over Christmas!
Barry Sanchez Posted 14 December, 2012 Author Posted 14 December, 2012 (edited) Pearsy me old china, Me and the Kettles shall have a good chinwag tonight about the possibility of widening our forecast, Christ you get to go to all the glamour places dont you? How did you get the Norwich gig.................................... Edited 14 December, 2012 by Barry Sanchez
Bearsy Posted 14 December, 2012 Posted 14 December, 2012 My old mum moved up there innit. It ain't as bad as you might think. I mean, it's bad, it just ain't as bad as you might think. I mean, assuming you think it's bad, which most people do.
Barry Sanchez Posted 14 December, 2012 Author Posted 14 December, 2012 Why do I immediately think of true blood but without the weather, fit women and good food?
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