Blurts, Bellends, Inbreds

[pap]

I'm having an empire strikes back style break down right now.

 

 

 

Nooooooooooooo

 

You shall rule the galaxy together, as bletch and b!tch.

[Barry Sanchez]

I hate to be grammar police but when you say you like that, do you mean you like that people say they hate the tories but live in a big house or that people down south are honest about voting tory but only do so as it makes them sound posher?

 

People have always voted tory as some mild form of snobbery, not all some. People up here simply dont buy into it regardless of their wealth, the tories are a party of the rich, that would not bother me in the slightest, they are a party on ****s.

[Barry Sanchez]

And as for grammar police, please I hope you are better than that, spelling competitions are for big fat gayers.

[notnowcato]

I hate to be grammar police but when you say you like that, do you mean you like that people say they hate the tories abut live in a big house or that people down south are honest about voting tory but only do so as it makes them sound posher?

 

I find putting an exaggerated scouse accent on when reading Barry's posts really helps with trying to understand him. Whatever you do do not, and I mean this, do not impersonate Tory Boy.

[saintbletch]

And as for grammar police, please I hope you are better than that, spelling competitions are for big fat gayers.

 

None taken.

[Barry Sanchez]

I find putting an exaggerated scouse accent on when reading Barry's posts really helps with trying to understand him. Whatever you do do not, and I mean this, do not impersonate Tory Boy.

 

I have not got a scouse accent, my accent to be honest is a ****e one of mixed up rubbish. Mostly a boring nothing, lost or losing my Hampshire accent which is a shame

[pap]

And as for grammar police, please I hope you are better than that, spelling competitions are for big fat gayers.

 

I like that you have so much time to post. We've missed that since dune has gone. He was on here all day too!

 

Anyway, the danger of not being able to express yourself properly is coming across as an uneducated moron, especially if you bung a garnish of homophobia onto your mixed grill of right-wing sound bites.

[saintbletch]

I'm having an empire strikes back style break down right now.

 

 

 

Nooooooooooooo

 

Did your Mum never mention your old Uncle Bletch, Toke?

[Big Bad Bob]

I like that you have so much time to post. We've missed that since dune has gone. He was on here all day too!

 

Anyway, the danger of not being able to express yourself properly is coming across as an uneducated moron, especially if you bung a garnish of homophobia onto your mixed grill of right-wing sound bites.

 

Have you noticed, with Barry's increase in forum activity, Turkish's has diminished......and they were agreeing with each other the other day....

[notnowcato]

I have not got a scouse accent, my accent to be honest is a ****e one of mixed up rubbish. Mostly a boring nothing, lost or losing my Hampshire accent which is a shame

 

Calm down dear, I didn't say you had a scouse accent.

 

You do write like a thieving mickey though.

 

Good day.

[Barry Sanchez]

Right wing soundbites! What! And your mock shock indignation at me saying gayer, christ alive.

[Barry Sanchez]

Calm down dear, I didn't say you had a scouse accent.

 

You do write like a thieving mickey though.

 

Good day.

 

I am calm.

[pap]

Have you noticed with Barry's increase in forum activity Turkish's has diminished......and they were agreeing with each other the other day....

 

I can't point at specifics, but Barry's posting style is eerily reminiscent of life over at the UI. So it might not be dune, but there are a couple of other candidates.

 

I like the endearing relationship between Turkish and This Charming Man. They literally hang off each others' posts, with perhaps a minute in between. It's good to see that in this day and age, such strong platonic bonds can emerge

[Barry Sanchez]

I like spelling competitions, pointing out a typo really makes me feel like a man/lady.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I new this thread would be a 4 pager as soon as I read the OP.

[Barry Sanchez]

I have that effect, not606 is ****e now I am not there, sure the Nigels/Brians with their allegros moaned but at least they had something to moan about, now they debate over a Nige's speculative 4-3-3 which is fine but thats all they do, they need to find a woman.

[Big Bad Bob]

i can't point at specifics, but barry's posting style is eerily reminiscent of life over at the ui. So it might not be dune, but there are a couple of other candidates.

 

I like the endearing relationship between turkish and this charming man. They literally hang off each others' posts, with perhaps a minute in between. It's good to see that in this day and age, such strong platonic bonds can emerge

 

Dave Benson Phillips?? Actually, wasn't he a salesman of some sort too??

[Spudders]

I new this thread would be a 4 pager as soon as I read the OP.

you're like our very own forum mystic meg

 

Also what happens if it runs into 5 pages?

[notnowcato]

you're like our very own forum mystic meg

 

Also what happens if it runs into 5 pages?

 

Just Mike will lock it down before then.

[Spudders]

Yeah true, and now I've asked, Toks will post some more Octoporn to ensure it doesn't get much further!

[notnowcato]

Yeah true, and now I've asked, Toks will post some more Octoporn to ensure it doesn't get much further!

 

Hope so..

[Tokyo-Saint]

Close this fecker down!

 

[Barry Sanchez]

There are some strange fish on the internet.

[Tokyo-Saint]

There are some strange fish on the internet.

 

It's a cephalopod mollusc on a tit.

[buctootim]

Close this fecker down!

 

 

The little ****er has squirted all over her tit (not unreasonably in the circumstances).

[pap]

There are some strange fish on the internet.

 

So have you ever had an account on here before, Barry Sanchez?

 

I'm sure I'm not alone in admiring the ease at which you've asserted your swagger on this thread. You're a veritable forum pro.

 

You've backed that up with your impressive national credentials, but still, I find it almost inconceivable that you've just discovered this place. Why wait until now to bestow your brilliance among us?

[Barry Sanchez]

So have you ever had an account on here before, Barry Sanchez?

 

I'm sure I'm not alone in admiring the ease at which you've asserted your swagger on this thread. You're a veritable forum pro.

 

You've backed that up with your impressive national credentials, but still, I find it almost inconceivable that you've just discovered this place. Why wait until now to bestow your brilliance among us?

 

Yes I have never been on here before as a member, why would I lie? My money has been debited and I am a forum user yes, I have never been afraid to have my say, no I was always on the bbc606 board and then not 606, ask them on there, I have nothing to hide.

You may find it inconceivable and I am sorry to put you in such a difficult situation but yes I am new to here.

[pap]

Yes I have never been on here before as a member, why would I lie? My money has been debited and I am a forum user yes, I have never been afraid to have my say, no I was always on the bbc606 board and then not 606, ask them on there, I have nothing to hide.

You may find it inconceivable and I am sorry to put you in such a difficult situation but yes I am new to here.

 

So have you ever been a member of any other Saints board?

[pap]

Don't close the thread yet. Instead, see it as SaintsWeb's very own answer to Columbo.

[Barry Sanchez]

I forgot to add I am the lovechild of Hugo Sanchez and Arantxa Sánchez Vicario, I was going to be called Barantxa Sanchez but it was decided that it sounded to Welsh so mum decided for Barry.

[Barry Sanchez]

So have you ever been a member of any other Saints board?

Pap, no I have not let it go, let it go.

[buctootim]

I forgot to add I am the lovechild of Hugo Sanchez and Arantxa Sánchez Vicario, I was going to be called Barantxa Sanchez but it was decided that it sounded to Welsh so mum decided for Barry.

 

Says on wiki her son was born in 2011. hmmm

[Barry Sanchez]

Wikipedia has always been known as the bastion of truth and justice.

[buctootim]

Wikipedia has always been known as the bastion of truth and justice.

 

Exactly. That's what first prompted me that something may be amiss.

[pap]

Pap, no I have not let it go, let it go.

 

So basically, you're saying that up until now, you have never been interested in joining a Saints message board?

[Spudders]

Quick Tokyo, we need more octoporn!!! At this rate I can easily see this spilling over into a 5th page, poor Baz isn't being allowed to relax here.

[notnowcato]

Don't close the thread yet. Instead, see it as SaintsWeb's very own answer to Columbo.

 

hmmmmm.... Columbo or Octoporn??

 

I vote Octoporn!!!

 

Who cares who Barry is / was?? Give me the 8 legged filth!!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Getting close to 5 pages. Mods are you watching? Close this muva down or I remove the octopus!

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Hang on.....

 

 

I've just been over to not 606 and this is what I found.

 

Barry, please explain.

 

http://www.not606.com/group.php?gmid=4256&do=discuss

[Spudders]

oh Toks, that's not even real, you're never gonna get this closed with stuffed toys!

[Barry Sanchez]

It should of said something like this

Barantxa was born a legend on the 25th December 1975, he models himself on Jesus our saviour and plays football like pele.

[Tokyo-Saint]

oh Toks, that's not even real, you're never gonna get this closed with stuffed toys!

 

Check out the link

[Barry Sanchez]

So basically, you're saying that up until now, you have never been interested in joining a Saints message board?

 

I joined bbc 606 and not606, is that not enough? Are there 32,000 members on here all the time?

[pap]

Check out the link

 

He's about to crack! His story is falling to pieces! Stop trying to derail the case!

[Barry Sanchez]

Hang on.....

 

 

I've just been over to not 606 and this is what I found.

 

Barry, please explain.

 

http://www.not606.com/group.php?gmid=4256&do=discuss

 

Explain what?

[Spudders]

Check out the link

 

I don't think links are as bad as inocent children won't get their eyes burnt when daddy opens the muppet show and sees a link. I think the mods are more fussy whit the old pictureoos. I might be seeing JustMike later so will ask him to confirm

[Barry Sanchez]

He's about to crack! His story is falling to pieces! Stop trying to derail the case!

 

Pap are you about to wet yourself?

[Tokyo-Saint]

**** you Pap, the case is closed and this isn't getting to 5 pages*

 

 

*obviously it is but not much more, not on my watch.

[Spudders]

Not getting to five pages you say?

[Tokyo-Saint]

I don't think links are as bad as inocent children won't get their eyes burnt when daddy opens the muppet show and sees a link. I think the mods are more fussy whit the old pictureoos. I might be seeing JustMike later so will ask him to confirm

 

Thanks

 

 

I am going to have to report my own page!