Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Barry, all I can say is that flags have been raised. You may well be legit; you may be dune. And please, you can find anything out on the Internet; including which areas are dodgy. I will keep an open mind for now, but I think it's premature to discount you as dune at this stage. As a new poster to this site, you may not quite how much time our dearly departed dune devoted to winding people up. It was really quite endearing in a way; this is not beyond him Pap I would have to know an awful lot about Liverpool and would of had to of studied it long, my life is not that sad, and if I had that talent I would not be a football forum would I? Purple Aki, the mystery,sevvy park,the lane, in fact i was on the lane saturday in Bier on the faustenbburg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Pap I would have to know an awful lot about Liverpool and would of had to of studied it long, my life is not that sad, and if I had that talent I would not be a football forum would I? Purple Aki, the mystery,sevvy park,the lane, in fact i was on the lane saturday in Bier on the faustenbburg. Very nice use of cultural references. However, thou doth protest too much I reckon. Why is it so important for you to convince me of your relative proximity? bletch - is the tape still running? Do we have enough yet? What do you reckon? The Mystery is a local term; not really on any maps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 It's not dune, dune would never say be lived abroad (would he count NZ as part of the empire) and pretend to have knowledge about a city he hates. He would definitely never say be married a scouser, the guy was a virgin and he didn't hide it. Sorry Baz, when you signed up it said in the small print that all new members would be considered to be dune until proven otherwise. This is the forum rules, nothing we can do about it. I don't make the rules, I just investigate. Take it up with bletch, he's the judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 It's not dune, dune would never say be lived abroad (would he count NZ as part of the empire) and pretend to have knowledge about a city he hates. He would definitely never say be married a scouser, the guy was a virgin and he didn't hide it. Sorry Baz, when you signed up it said in the small print that all new members would be considered to be dune until proven otherwise. This is the forum rules, nothing we can do about it. I don't make the rules, I just investigate. Take it up with bletch, he's the judge. I'm leaning away from the short-lived Barry Sanchez = dune conundrum, but consider dune's position after his last outing in his snack-monikered form. You boys were such effective investigators that you sniffed him out immediately. Cheese on Toast was toast, as one poster so succinctly put. Now this isn't the Matrix. If you get banned for too many infractions, you don't die in the real world. It just doesn't work like that, which means that dune is still out there. Now, I am impressed with Barry's local knowledge. That really pushes the lever in the "not dune" direction. That said, I know that at some point; dune will want back into the forum and if he's smart, he'll change tack to avoid the keen scent of the Muppet Show sniffer dogs. What better disguise than a cosmopolitan Sotonian married to a scouser living in Liverpool? It's the perfect disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 More chance of him coming back as a Frenchman to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 More chance of him coming back as a Frenchman to be honest. I'm going to defer to bletch's ruling on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Hmm. I've run the rule over Barry's language. Inconclusive. Before you engaged him in conversation Toke and pap, he was posting like a drunken version of Ron Manager. Random musings from an odd ball. No offence RM. As soon as you got him 'talking' he lost that persona. So whoever Barry Sanchez is, he was wearing a mask to start with. But then again, we all do. So I don't know. We'd better hang him just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Prepare the gallows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 Prepare the gallows! He's a witch burn him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Share Posted 27 November, 2012 What else floats in water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Hmm. I've run the rule over Barry's language. Inconclusive. Before you engaged him in conversation Toke and pap, he was posting like a drunken version of Ron Manager. Random musings from an odd ball. No offence RM. As soon as you got him 'talking' he lost that persona. So whoever Barry Sanchez is, he was wearing a mask to start with. But then again, we all do. So I don't know. We'd better hang him just in case. So. After having a night to think about it, are we still resolved to hanging Barry? The one thing you can say about capital punishment is that you get a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 So. After having a night to think about it, are we still resolved to hanging Barry? The one thing you can say about capital punishment is that you get a result. As one of the more forward thinking of The Muppet Show's "Hanging Judges", I suggest we put him on conditional probation. As you know pap, what we try to do with new posters here is place the equivalent of a curfew tag around their collective ankle. The way we handled Cheese on Toast was a case study in how to do it. He came to our attention when he was on about 50 posts and he rather precociously joined in a thread as if he was a regular. That rang alarm bells, just as it did with Barry Sanchez. We then carried out a forensic examination of his posting style, he was cross-examined with Dixon of Dock Green-like ferocity. He even passed Toke's legendary "Are you dune?" test. After all that we shrugged, said "not really sure", and left him to it. But. The damage had already been done. The great unwashed Muppet Show lurker massive knew he was a suspect, they posted the occasional accusational post in The Lounge, this then spread to the main board and before long it didn't even matter if he was dune or not. He was suspected of being dune and that was enough to put a metaphorical tag around his lower left leg. We knew that he'd never recover and so it was that Toke put him out of his misery. He worked Cheese on Toast like a puppet (string puppet not glove!), goading him to go pick a four-lettered fight with a Mod, and now he sleeps with the un-dead in perma-ban Hell. Perma-banned for swearing at a Mod (in school hours) and a social pariah for being suspected of being dune. And he wasn't even dune. Perfect mob justice. So the word will get around that Barry Sanchez is out on the tag. That should be enough to keep him in check. Hope it doesn't stop him posting some of the irreverent stuff he's contributed. He's as mad as box of Gibraltar frogs. We need that sort of attitude in here. [takes off black hanging cap with a shrug, folds it twice and places it in a battered old tin case with the words Lord Justice Bletch of The Muppet Show Supreme Court inscribed on it] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Things are taken seriously in this muppet forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Barry Sanchez - the bletch has spoken. For now, I retract my accusations and additionally, you are welcome to use my recycling bin if your binman gives you any jip about green bottles, etc. As saintbletch says, this is a conditional status which may be called into question if you exhibit any more dune-like behaviour ( for reference, please check SaintsWeb 2006-2012 archives ). I think you'll find we run a fair board; but at the same time - we must be ever vigilant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Thats great but ever vigilant from what exactly? What did dune do? I came on here as I was bullied of another forum for being negative about our performances and that is no joke at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Thats great but ever vigilant from what exactly? What did dune do? I came on here as I was bullied of another forum for being negative about our performances and that is no joke at all. I thought you said yesterday that you were some kind of hard ass on not 606 and they banned you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Sorry Baz, my mistake. Look, I feel bad about cheese on toast, even though he is still about on twitter. I will take you under my watch. Like where the black rich guy vouches for the fit dragon queen b!tch on Game of Thrones and then the b!tch kills him. Just like that, I will vouch for you. Stand a side bletch, this one is with me. BTW - Where the **** is bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I thought you said yesterday that you were some kind of hard ass on not 606 and they banned you? Err no I said they banned me as I gave an opinion I got banned for that, others have their own opinon obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I have been on the forums for years, iwearahalo on 606, on not606 Barry Sanchez and gomarchingin, people on forums take life far too seriously thats all I can say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 It's a serious business this baza, that scouse off yesterday gave me sweaty palms. For a moment, I though Pap was going to lose his title as SWF resident scouser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Thats great but ever vigilant from what exactly? What did dune do? I came on here as I was bullied of another forum for being negative about our performances and that is no joke at all. You're being given another chance. Don't waste it. You've been discharged into the care of Tokyo-Saint. He has stood bail for you to the tune of one Hannah Minx Japanese lesson. Toke, I hope we can rely on you to settle the bail fee within the day? Barry, I don't want to see you before this bench again. Keep your nose clean and if you plan to post anything negative, make sure it's on the main board. There are some like-minded people on there. The Muppet Show is just one big, happy, book reviewing, non-porn posting, ursine and Japanese themed party. I hope your character and the proud Sanchez family name has not been besmirched too badly and that your dune tag doesn't stop you making friends. Let's hope you can work to become a respectable member of TSW society and perhaps learn Japanese. Undousuru! You're free to go. P.S. What do you think of the English Defence League? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Err no I said they banned me as I gave an opinion I got banned for that, others have their own opinon obviously. Link please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 It's a serious business this baza, that scouse off yesterday gave me sweaty palms. For a moment, I though Pap was going to lose his title as SWF resident scouser. I may well do soon. I don't go out nearly as much as I used to. But yesterday was not that day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 A link for what? Peoples opinions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 It's a serious business this baza, that scouse off yesterday gave me sweaty palms. For a moment, I though Pap was going to lose his title as SWF resident scouser.I am no Scouser that's for sure ha ha, not there is anything wrong with that at all, pap can gladly have that, I don't require titles living in cressington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 http://foreversaints.com/ Ah the heady days of the competition....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I am no Scouser that's for sure ha ha, not there is anything wrong with that at all, pap can gladly have that, I don't require titles living in cressington. See, that is incredibly dune-like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Oh well then I must be! I think you are being a tad precious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 A precious scouser? He's not female! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Seeing as this is the forum of idle speculation and accusation without merit........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Now who is being precious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Oh bless you Barry. You're adorable! Moan about people taking things too seriously; then take things seriously. You call me precious, and then talk about accusation without merit! What's next? Hunger strike? Dirty protest? Free the Cressington One! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 That's something that can not be thrown at me surely, and if it were it would be misplaced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Oh bless you Barry. You're adorable! Moan about people taking things too seriously; then take things seriously. You call me precious, and then talk about accusation without merit! What's next? Hunger strike? Dirty protest? Free the Cressington One! Pap, you seem to be precious over the title of being the Liverpool/Scouser 1, you can have it, its something I have never tried to attain. Jokey repartee is often hidden with an agenda................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Pap, you seem to be precious over the title of being the Liverpool/Scouser 1, you can have it, its something I have never tried to attain. Jokey repartee is often hidden with an agenda................. Mate; really not bothered. I'm proud of my association with the city; it has provided me with most of what I love; education, family, etc. Naturally, I'm very fond of the place. More Sotonians should come here; not less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 (edited) I don't mind it to be honest, like taking my dogs down to the beach with those statues as it freaks them out. They think they are sea people like in pirates of the Caribbean. Scousers in the most part are ok and generally friendly and good for a laugh. They are no where near as much of a laugh as they think they are though, famous sense of humour and all that and they as a city can have a them and us mentality against the rest of the UK. Not always a bad thing though, if you are part of it as I guess it helps bring a city identity and sense of belonging. I do wish they wouldn't bang on about it so much though. Edited 28 November, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I think scouse sense of humour is more to do with a culture of taking the p!ss, which they almost certainly imported from Ireland. I'm not really a fan of overtly Northern humour anyway. All a bit lowbrow for me. Many scousers find the celebrated notion of a scouse sense of humour just as tiresome as others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I don't mind it to be honest, like taking my dogs down to the beach with those statues as it freaks them out. They think they are sea people like in pirates of the Caribbean. Scousers in the most part are ok and generally friendly and good for a laugh. They are no where near as much of a laugh as they think they are though, famous sense of humour and all that and they as a city can have a them and us mentality against the rest of the UK. Not always a bad thing though, if you are part of it as I guess it helps bring a city identity and sense of belonging. I do wish they bang on about it so much though. Precious is a word I would use in that, some are very touchy, but again that could be anywhere and when I came here I knew no one and now I know lots of people and have great friends and a life, but that again depends on what of sort of person you are, scousers love the fact I love my team and could not give two ****es about theirs, bit more Evertonian than red though thats for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Are you from Southampton Baz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I think scouse sense of humour is more to do with a culture of taking the p!ss, which they almost certainly imported from Ireland. I'm not really a fan of overtly Northern humour anyway. All a bit lowbrow for me. Many scousers find the celebrated notion of a scouse sense of humour just as tiresome as others. The scouse sense of humour is a myth if you ask me, there are as many depressing bells up here as anywhere else, the big thing in the main is the lack of snobbery you find in Liverpool which is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Are you from Southampton Baz? Botley originally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 The scouse sense of humour is a myth if you ask me, there are as many depressing bells up here as anywhere else, the big thing in the main is the lack of snobbery you find in Liverpool which is great. Not so sure about that any more mate. If there wasn't any snobbery then why is there such high demand for designer bags/clothes. I would say the younger female generation has plenty of one-up-man-ship about them. More in a TOWIE way rather than a Hyacinth bucket way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 Thats instant gratification and tackiness not snobbery, most scousers are the salt of the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I would say, I have Xbag, you don't therefore I am superior to you is a form of snobbery (maybe the lowest form but still a form). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I would say, I have Xbag, you don't therefore I am superior to you is a form of snobbery (maybe the lowest form but still a form). Is that a bit like "I live in Cressington. You live in Kensington"? (Liverpool Kensington not as nice as the London one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 28 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2012 To an extent, the difference to me is you see hatred for the tories and people toddle off to their £500,000 house, I like that, people down south vote tory as they think its makes them posher, it has nothing to do with policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 (edited) I hate to be grammar police but when you say you like that, do you mean you like that people say they hate the tories but live in a big house or that people down south are honest about voting tory but only do so as it makes them sound posher? Edited 28 November, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I didn't really understand the point either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I hate to be grammar police but when you say you like that, do you mean you like that people say they hate the tories but live in a big house or that people down south are honest about voting tory but only do so as it makes them sound posher? That's my boy! #soproud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 November, 2012 Share Posted 28 November, 2012 I'm having an empire strikes back style break down right now. Nooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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