Blurts, Bellends, Inbreds

[Barry Sanchez]

2 points to the Papdaddy, Dune is getting trounced here.

 

First to 5 is the winner.

 

Question 3

 

Liverpool was granted city status in... ?

 

1680

1780

1880

1980

It never had been granted the status

 

?

 

It was made a City in the 80's after Frankie Goes to Hollywood released Two Tribes.

[pap]

2 points to the Papdaddy, Dune is getting trounced here.

 

First to 5 is the winner.

 

Question 3

 

Liverpool was granted city status in... ?

 

1680

1780

1880

1980

It never had been granted the status

 

?

 

I'll be honest and say I don't know that off-hand, but I'd go for 1780 as an educated guess.

[Tokyo-Saint]

These squirms and changing the subject remind me of cheese on toast. Let's hang him just to be on the safe side.

[saintbletch]

1 point to Papster!

 

Question 2

 

What is the name of the Everton shop located in Liverpool One?

 

Toke, this isn't going to end the same way as the Cheese on Toast 'investigation' is it?

 

That time you asked a load of questions and then you based your opinion of the suspect's 'dune-ness' by posing the question "Are you dune?".

 

You don't think both parties (no offence pap sir) might simply be using Google do you?

[Tokyo-Saint]

2-1 dune is back in the game.

 

Question 4

 

Liverpool city is built on top of a ridge of ... ?

 

Sandstone

Mudrocks

Basalt

Dacite

[Barry Sanchez]

How would I know about nice areas and ****e ones? I live in a nice area Cressington and moved from one the Vale, only people who know the area call it that, Kenny is Kensington by the way as well.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Toke, this isn't going to end the same way as the Cheese on Toast 'investigation' is it?

 

That time you asked a load of questions and then you based your opinion of the suspect's 'dune-ness' by posing the question "Are you dune?".

 

You don't think both parties (no offence pap sir) might simply be using Google do you?

 

Not if they are real scousers. Look, after the last mistake (the end result was the same anyway), I'll let you decide who we hang and who we don't bletcher. In the meantime, on with the quiz.

[pap]

2-1 dune is back in the game.

 

Question 4

 

Liverpool city is built on top of a ridge of ... ?

 

Sandstone

Mudrocks

Basalt

Dacite

 

The locals refer to Garston as the mud. I will go for mudrocks.

[Barry Sanchez]

2-1 dune is back in the game.

 

Question 4

 

Liverpool city is built on top of a ridge of ... ?

 

Sandstone

Mudrocks

Basalt

Dacite

 

I could be a smartarse there but look at the Dingle tunnel, oh go on then, how did I google that in time?

[Barry Sanchez]

The locals refer to Garston as the mud. I will go for mudrocks.

 

Thats wrong, Garston were the mudmen, sandstone is what the City is on, look at the Anglican cathedral.

[pap]

Thats wrong, Garston were the mudmen, sandstone is what the City is on, look at the Anglican cathedral.

 

2-2 to Bazza?

[Tokyo-Saint]

The answer was Sandstone. I think we will put that down as a let. Still 2-1.

 

Ok,

 

Question 5 or whatever

 

I am a free annual music festival held in Liverpool. I attract thousands of visitors and acts from all over the world. What am I ? [M----- S----- M---- F-------]

[Barry Sanchez]

I dont do competitions, I get to nervous.

[saintbletch]

Not if they are real scousers. Look, after the last mistake (the end result was the same anyway), I'll let you decide who we hang and who we don't bletcher. In the meantime, on with the quiz.

 

Good move Toke. Just keep dune talking.

 

I've got my Sherlock Homophone costume on and have diluted the coke to 7 percent. I'll be analysing every word he says . Ssh. Don't tell dune.

[pap]

The answer was Sandstone. I think we will put that down as a let. Still 2-1.

 

Ok,

 

Question 5 or whatever

 

I am a free annual music festival held in Liverpool. I attract thousands of visitors and acts from all over the world. What am I ? [M----- S----- M---- F-------]

 

Mathew st music festival, last weekend in aug.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Ok fair enough 2-2.

 

Pap might get hung for being dune soon. Steve Grant had a theory about that...

[Barry Sanchez]

The answer was Sandstone. I think we will put that down as a let. Still 2-1.

 

Ok,

 

Question 5 or whatever

 

I am a free annual music festival held in Liverpool. I attract thousands of visitors and acts from all over the world. What am I ? [M----- S----- M---- F-------]

 

Thats easy its the Martin Luther King Lets get bladdered ****e Festival.

Edited 27 November, 2012 by Barry Sanchez
Cant spell martin

[Tokyo-Saint]

3-2 To the Papster.

 

6)

 

The clubhouse of the Royal Liverpool Golf Club is located in which town ?

[pap]

3-2 To the Papster.

 

6)

 

The clubhouse of the Royal Liverpool Golf Club is located in which town ?

 

You dirty bast@rd. that's not even in Liverpool. Hoylake.

[Barry Sanchez]

3-2 To the Papster.

 

6)

 

The clubhouse of the Royal Liverpool Golf Club is located in which town ?

 

Plastic over there, not even wool.

[Tokyo-Saint]

4-2 Pappy!

 

The Victoria Building Tower can be found where in Liverpool ?

[pap]

4-2 Pappy!

 

The Victoria Building Tower can be found where in Liverpool ?

 

Worked over the road from it for six years. Liverpool Uni.

[Barry Sanchez]

Nextdoor to the Albert Finney.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Game, set and match!

 

5-2 to Pap.

 

Bletch, get out the black cap, we have a dune suspect in the house.

[pap]

Game, set and match!

 

5-2 to Pap.

 

Bletch, get out the black cap, we have a dune suspect in the house.

 

I thank you both for the concern you're showing for this issue.

[Barry Sanchez]

How long have you been here Pap?

[pap]

How long have you been here Pap?

 

Ha! I see what you're doing. Getting me to tacitly acknowledge that "here" refers to the same place.

 

I moved to Liverpool in 1994.

[Spudders]

wow that was some tense stuff, I'm glad we've got a winner so I can go make some tea.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Thank you and good night!

[Barry Sanchez]

Ha! I see what you're doing. Getting me to tacitly acknowledge that "here" refers to the same place.

 

I moved to Liverpool in 1994.

 

Really I am typing from L25 at this very moment, I came here in 2004.

[pap]

Really I am typing from L25 at this very moment, I came here in 2004.

 

Cool. Lets go for a quick beer then. That'll put the investigation to bed immediately.

 

I know this request would seem stalky under normal circumstances. The potential re-emergence of dune warrants the gambit, I feel

[Spudders]

careful pap, you may have just stepped right into some sort of sex trap!

[Barry Sanchez]

Cool. Lets go for a quick beer then. That'll put the investigation to bed immediately.

 

I know this request would seem stalky under normal circumstances. The potential re-emergence of dune warrants the gambit, I feel

 

Cool, name the boozer?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Pap is the one who offered to take the investigation to bed. That looks like foreplay to me but then again, I promised to let bletch do the judging.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Cool, name the boozer?

 

Dam, I should have thought of that question. Name a Liverpool boozer.

[pap]

Cool, name the boozer?

 

Sheil Park Tavern. I'm off to Kenny in a bit anyway, so I'll be there regardless.

[Spudders]

Dam, I should have thought of that question. Name a Liverpool boozer.

 

Add it to you Q&A list for the next time stanlydunecheeseontoastbarrysanchez gets banned and reborn

[Spudders]

Sheil Park Tavern. I'm off to Kenny in a bit anyway, so I'll be there regardless.

 

What will you be wearing?

[Barry Sanchez]

Have to be quick as I am now running into South Parkway. Football tonight at I M Marsh tonight, possibly a pint in the Vale Pap?

[Barry Sanchez]

Sheil Park Tavern. I'm off to Kenny in a bit anyway, so I'll be there regardless.

Thats hardly L25 is it?

[pap]

Have to be quick as I am now running into South Parkway. Football tonight at I M Marsh tonight, possibly a pint in the Vale Pap?

 

Sorry Bazza. Not going out of my way,mate; you could still be dune trying to get me to travel needlessly for perverse kicks.

 

FWIW, I hope you're not dune.

[saintbletch]

Pap is the one who offered to take the investigation to bed. That looks like foreplay to me but then again, I promised to let bletch do the judging.

 

That's ok Toke. Just make sure that pap's wired up and that we've got a sniper painting a red dot just above dune's heart.

 

If he reaches for the UKIP manifesto and attempts to turn pap, you have permission to shoot.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I don't want to sway Bletches opinion but I don't think it is dune. As I said before, if dune is one thing, it is arrogant and likes to think he sticks by his principles. I can't see dune even pretending to be from Liverpool.

 

I do enjoy a good dune hunt though. I hope he does come back so we can hunt him down like a dog.

[pap]

That's ok Toke. Just make sure that pap's wired up and that we've got a sniper painting a red dot just above dune's heart.

 

If he reaches for the UKIP manifesto and attempts to turn pap, you have permission to shoot.

 

I don't really know if this covers it; wasn't one of the hallmarks of dune's tenure here the ability to completely change its mind, political beliefs and convictions, especially if it led to more opportunities for argument?

 

What happens if Bazza pulls out an EDL leaflet instead? Will Tokes have the appropriate level of operational autonomy to cope if sh!t goes south?

[pap]

I don't want to sway Bletches opinion but I don't think it is dune. As I said before, if dune is one thing, it is arrogant and likes to think he sticks by his principles. I can't see dune even pretending to be from Liverpool.

 

I do enjoy a good dune hunt though. I hope he does come back so we can hunt him down like a dog.

 

I have my doubts; he seems to know a lot about Liverpool, but nothing that isn't easily Google'd or picked up from a scouser you might know.

 

As for dune's principles getting in the way of a potential "enter under the cover of living in Liverpool" plan; totally within his capabilities. As I said before; he'd almost adopt any position if it suited his purposes.

Edited 27 November, 2012 by pap

[Tokyo-Saint]

I don't know how to break this to you but I am not heading to Liverpool guys. Bear is in Birmingham, it is closer, her can go. Besides I did the whole quiz/interrogation without him today.

 

Bear put down that book, you are needed at The Sheil Park Tavern in Liverpool.

[Barry Sanchez]

Pap are you for real? Do you honestly think I don't live in Liverpool? I am married to a Scouser and have been up here since I left New Zealand, I could say all the information you have got is from the internet, how would I know exactly the nice parts and **** parts, exactly not areas?

[pap]

Pap are you for real? Do you honestly think I don't live in Liverpool? I am married to a Scouser and have been up here since I left New Zealand, I could say all the information you have got is from the internet, how would I know exactly the nice parts and **** parts, exactly not areas?

 

Barry, all I can say is that flags have been raised.

 

You may well be legit; you may be dune. And please, you can find anything out on the Internet; including which areas are dodgy.

 

I will keep an open mind for now, but I think it's premature to discount you as dune at this stage. As a new poster to this site, you may not quite how much time our dearly departed dune devoted to winding people up. It was really quite endearing in a way; this is not beyond him

[pap]

Pap are you for real? Do you honestly think I don't live in Liverpool? I am married to a Scouser and have been up here since I left New Zealand, I could say all the information you have got is from the internet, how would I know exactly the nice parts and **** parts, exactly not areas?

 

Also; how does a scouser-marrying Kiwi end up supporting the Saints?

[Barry Sanchez]

How does? What do you mean? I am from Southampton went travelling and ended getting sponsored in NZ, met a scouser went to Liverpool, L17 this time opp Sefton Park, split up stayed on met a lady now wife and now live in L19, easy really, you must really think up some conspiracies, its not that out there.