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2 points to the Papdaddy, Dune is getting trounced here.

 

First to 5 is the winner.

 

Question 3

 

Liverpool was granted city status in... ?

 

1680

1780

1880

1980

It never had been granted the status

 

?

 

I'll be honest and say I don't know that off-hand, but I'd go for 1780 as an educated guess.

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1 point to Papster!

 

Question 2

 

What is the name of the Everton shop located in Liverpool One?

 

Toke, this isn't going to end the same way as the Cheese on Toast 'investigation' is it?

 

That time you asked a load of questions and then you based your opinion of the suspect's 'dune-ness' by posing the question "Are you dune?".

 

You don't think both parties (no offence pap sir) might simply be using Google do you?

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Toke, this isn't going to end the same way as the Cheese on Toast 'investigation' is it?

 

That time you asked a load of questions and then you based your opinion of the suspect's 'dune-ness' by posing the question "Are you dune?".

 

You don't think both parties (no offence pap sir) might simply be using Google do you?

 

Not if they are real scousers. Look, after the last mistake (the end result was the same anyway), I'll let you decide who we hang and who we don't bletcher. In the meantime, on with the quiz.

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Not if they are real scousers. Look, after the last mistake (the end result was the same anyway), I'll let you decide who we hang and who we don't bletcher. In the meantime, on with the quiz.

 

Good move Toke. Just keep dune talking.

 

I've got my Sherlock Homophone costume on and have diluted the coke to 7 percent. I'll be analysing every word he says . Ssh. Don't tell dune.

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The answer was Sandstone. I think we will put that down as a let. Still 2-1.

 

Ok,

 

Question 5 or whatever

 

I am a free annual music festival held in Liverpool. I attract thousands of visitors and acts from all over the world. What am I ? [M----- S----- M---- F-------]

 

Mathew st music festival, last weekend in aug.

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The answer was Sandstone. I think we will put that down as a let. Still 2-1.

 

Ok,

 

Question 5 or whatever

 

I am a free annual music festival held in Liverpool. I attract thousands of visitors and acts from all over the world. What am I ? [M----- S----- M---- F-------]

 

Thats easy its the Martin Luther King Lets get bladdered ****e Festival.

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Cant spell martin
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Really I am typing from L25 at this very moment, I came here in 2004.

 

Cool. Lets go for a quick beer then. That'll put the investigation to bed immediately.

 

I know this request would seem stalky under normal circumstances. The potential re-emergence of dune warrants the gambit, I feel :)

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Have to be quick as I am now running into South Parkway. Football tonight at I M Marsh tonight, possibly a pint in the Vale Pap?

 

Sorry Bazza. Not going out of my way,mate; you could still be dune trying to get me to travel needlessly for perverse kicks.

 

FWIW, I hope you're not dune.

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Pap is the one who offered to take the investigation to bed. That looks like foreplay to me but then again, I promised to let bletch do the judging.

 

That's ok Toke. Just make sure that pap's wired up and that we've got a sniper painting a red dot just above dune's heart.

 

If he reaches for the UKIP manifesto and attempts to turn pap, you have permission to shoot.

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I don't want to sway Bletches opinion but I don't think it is dune. As I said before, if dune is one thing, it is arrogant and likes to think he sticks by his principles. I can't see dune even pretending to be from Liverpool.

 

I do enjoy a good dune hunt though. I hope he does come back so we can hunt him down like a dog.

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That's ok Toke. Just make sure that pap's wired up and that we've got a sniper painting a red dot just above dune's heart.

 

If he reaches for the UKIP manifesto and attempts to turn pap, you have permission to shoot.

 

I don't really know if this covers it; wasn't one of the hallmarks of dune's tenure here the ability to completely change its mind, political beliefs and convictions, especially if it led to more opportunities for argument?

 

What happens if Bazza pulls out an EDL leaflet instead? Will Tokes have the appropriate level of operational autonomy to cope if sh!t goes south?

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I don't want to sway Bletches opinion but I don't think it is dune. As I said before, if dune is one thing, it is arrogant and likes to think he sticks by his principles. I can't see dune even pretending to be from Liverpool.

 

I do enjoy a good dune hunt though. I hope he does come back so we can hunt him down like a dog.

 

I have my doubts; he seems to know a lot about Liverpool, but nothing that isn't easily Google'd or picked up from a scouser you might know.

 

As for dune's principles getting in the way of a potential "enter under the cover of living in Liverpool" plan; totally within his capabilities. As I said before; he'd almost adopt any position if it suited his purposes.

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Pap are you for real? Do you honestly think I don't live in Liverpool? I am married to a Scouser and have been up here since I left New Zealand, I could say all the information you have got is from the internet, how would I know exactly the nice parts and **** parts, exactly not areas?

 

Barry, all I can say is that flags have been raised.

 

You may well be legit; you may be dune. And please, you can find anything out on the Internet; including which areas are dodgy.

 

I will keep an open mind for now, but I think it's premature to discount you as dune at this stage. As a new poster to this site, you may not quite how much time our dearly departed dune devoted to winding people up. It was really quite endearing in a way; this is not beyond him :)

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Pap are you for real? Do you honestly think I don't live in Liverpool? I am married to a Scouser and have been up here since I left New Zealand, I could say all the information you have got is from the internet, how would I know exactly the nice parts and **** parts, exactly not areas?

 

Also; how does a scouser-marrying Kiwi end up supporting the Saints?

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How does? What do you mean? I am from Southampton went travelling and ended getting sponsored in NZ, met a scouser went to Liverpool, L17 this time opp Sefton Park, split up stayed on met a lady now wife and now live in L19, easy really, you must really think up some conspiracies, its not that out there.

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