Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 clowns, tools and mongs. As I am new to this board it would be nice to know who these scamps are so I can watch out for them and their pesky threads. Cheers Ta
Spudders Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Out of the three, my preference would be a tool as clowns are a bit scarey and mongs are based on spastics. Being a tool is a lot more general which I'm ok with, so put me down as a tool cheers Baz
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Well if spudders is taking the tool option, I am definitely a clown then. Being his BFFF I am sure beeersy won't mind if I speak for him, put him down as a bellend. He'll like that.
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 No worries, Baresy is a bellend, cool.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Might as well put bletch down as a blurt while you are at it. Not idea what it means but sounds similar so should be fine. If Baresy acts p!ssed off, don't worry about it, it's normal.
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 I'd liked to see a couple of meffs identified and classified, ta.
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 Cool if Barney does get angry I shall offer to change him over to an inbred, maybe that will appease him.
Spudders Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 This thread needs the OP to be updated with lists really. I mean, sure, it's ok to remember who's what at the moment, but once this gets to it's 600th page and we're all geting a semi over who gets the 10,000th post, who's gonna be able to remember who's a mong and who's a spanner?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 I didn't know spanner was an option... oh..... erm.... put Paps down as that.
Spudders Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 well there's already been some suggestions that weren't in the original 3 so I thought I may as well use another one. What this thread really needs is for Baz to take control of it, put his foot down and make things clear on what the options are and if it's just the original 3 than some people above need to have a little word with themselves, make some dificult decisions about what they are and come back with the answers.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Come on Baz sort it out, this thing is spiralling out of control.
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 I didn't know spanner was an option... oh..... erm.... put Paps down as that. This Paps character is going to be gutted when he eventually joins. Not only does he have to cope with the concept of a "Prime pap" (ably represented by yours truly) but you also think he's a spanner. Pre-emptive abuse of a poster before he even exists? What are you doing this evening? Going to an ante-natal clinic to punch girls in the stomach?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Sorry Papster, a new category came up, I was under pressure, I had to name a name and I thought being a northerner you'd be good with tools and manual labour. As tool has already gone, I thought you'd like spanner. It better than berarsty got anyway.
Spudders Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Maybe Tokyo was planning on registering tonight as user paps?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Maybe Tokyo was planning on registering tonight as user paps? I'm not made of money!
Spudders Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Just be a registered user like some of the other tightwads, they're not making new users pay for that as well now are they?
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 Listen, there were 6 original options not 3 Inbred Tool Clown Mong Bellend and Blurt, thats it no more.
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Does anyone know if the real life dune has taken possession of a Liverpool visitor attraction guide? I'm very sorry if I make this accusation incorrectly, but Barry Sanchez' posting style seems very familiar. The constant references to Liverpool are really throwing me off.
Spudders Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Listen, there were 6 original options not 3 Inbred Tool Clown Mong Bellend and Blurt, thats it no more. Ah so there were, I missed the three in the title, however I'll stick with my original choice now so as not to cause any further confusion, sorry Baz
Spudders Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Does anyone know if the real life dune has taken possession of a Liverpool visitor attraction guide? I'm very sorry if I make this accusation incorrectly, but Barry Sanchez' posting style seems very familiar. The constant references to Liverpool are really throwing me off. I'm not sure why users come back as totally different names as once they're found out it doesn't get them a banning anyway. So Dune could come back as Dunes and not only would it be ok, when Bearsy talked about him, it'd seem like Bearsy was just talking normal for a change
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 mmmmm I smell an investigation coming on. Bletch, get the DNA kit at the ready.
Bearsy Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 I'm not sure why users come back as totally different names as once they're found out it doesn't get them a banning anyway. So Dune could come back as Dunes and not only would it be ok, when Bearsy talked about him, it'd seem like Bearsy was just talking normal for a change Yeah can't wait for duness to sign up!
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 Does anyone know if the real life dune has taken possession of a Liverpool visitor attraction guide? I'm very sorry if I make this accusation incorrectly, but Barry Sanchez' posting style seems very familiar. The constant references to Liverpool are really throwing me off. It is incorrect, who the **** is Dune? Ask on the not 606 board, or ask on the bbc606 board? Well you cant on that but there we go, I live in Liverpool and happen to know the area quite well funnily enough.
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 Pap I probably know an awful lot more about Liverpool than you, where are you from around these parts? I smell a wool.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 LIVERPOOL OFF!!! Can we have a who is the biggest scouser contest? You in Pap?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Question 1 fingers on the buzzers Which famous scouser is this?
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Pap I probably know an awful lot more about Liverpool than you, where are you from around these parts? I smell a wool. Hardly. Never lived in a double-digit postcode. Started in Everton, Anfield, Lodge Lane, Smithdown. Been in L7 since 2002, although moving to burbs in 2013.
saintbletch Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Does anyone know if the real life dune has taken possession of a Liverpool visitor attraction guide? I'm very sorry if I make this accusation incorrectly, but Barry Sanchez' posting style seems very familiar. The constant references to Liverpool are really throwing me off. OK sonny. I'll take it from here. Now Mr Sanchez. Take a seat. Can I offer you a cup of tea Barry? Or should I say "dune"? You beat me by 10 minutes pap sir. I came out in a rash when I saw Cheers, Ta. (my punctuation). Not sure the posting style is familiar but it certainly look forced. We haven't had a witch hunt for a while. I'm up for it. Toke, you get the pictures of Thatcher and a flag of Gibraltar. I'll get the lie detector. See you in custody cell 6.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Hardly. Never lived in a double-digit postcode. Started in Everton, Anfield, Lodge Lane, Smithdown. Been in L7 since 2002, although moving to burbs in 2013. Yeah whatever, answer the question.
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 LIVERPOOL OFF!!! Can we have a who is the biggest scouser contest? You in Pap? Sure.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 OK sonny. I'll take it from here. Now Mr Sanchez. Take a seat. Can I offer you a cup of tea Barry? Or should I say "dune"? You beat me by 10 minutes pap sir. I came out in a rash when I saw Cheers, Ta. (my punctuation). Not sure the posting style is familiar but it certainly look forced. We haven't had a witch hunt for a while. I'm up for it. Toke, you get the pictures of Thatcher and a flag of Gibraltar. I'll get the lie detector. See you in custody cell 6. Can we have the scouser off first? I think that has potential.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Sure. Answer the question then, who is this?
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Can we have the scouser off first? I think that has potential. It can be part of the investigation.
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 Hardly. Never lived in a double-digit postcode. Started in Everton, Anfield, Lodge Lane, Smithdown. Been in L7 since 2002, although moving to burbs in 2013. Well thats good at least you live in Liverpool, Kenny? I lived in Aigburth Vale and now in posh Cressington, look at me!
Bearsy Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Here is some questions people who is in liverpool would know, first one to answer them best is biggest scouse! 1) What is always first question at Liverpool Pub Quiz Night? b) What do you call scouser in white shell suit? 4) Why did the scouser cross the road?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 No looking at the image title either, you'll only be cheating yourself.
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Answer the question then, who is this? Cilla Black.
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 Answer the question then, who is this? Thats easy its Jason Donovan.
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 Here is some questions people who is in liverpool would know, first one to answer them best is biggest scouse! 1) What is always first question at Liverpool Pub Quiz Night? b) What do you call scouser in white shell suit? 4) Why did the scouser cross the road? Blaresy, I do hope the humour is better down there than that.
saintbletch Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Can we have the scouser off first? I think that has potential. Sure, Detective Sergeant pap will suss out the suspect's Liverpool knowledge. It'll be useful to get another opinion. Although we should keep in mind that dune's been away for a while, so he might have bought a Liverpool travel guide and boned up.
saintbletch Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 Hardly. Never lived in a double-digit postcode. Started in Everton, Anfield, Lodge Lane, Smithdown. Been in L7 since 2002, although moving to burbs in 2013. As an aside, my Scouse relatives live in L7 - Kenny.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 1 point to Papster! Question 2 What is the name of the Everton shop located in Liverpool One?
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 1 point to Papster! Question 2 What is the name of the Everton shop located in Liverpool One? I think it's Everton Two
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 God knows, is it their superstore, I was in L1 week queueing for hours for a ****ing pandoras bracelet.
pap Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 As an aside, my Scouse relatives live in L7 - Kenny. Aye. I'm on the border of Kenny and Edge Hill. Hardcore inner city, bletch. You know it.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 November, 2012 Posted 27 November, 2012 2 points to the Papdaddy, Dune is getting trounced here. First to 5 is the winner. Question 3 Liverpool was granted city status in... ? 1680 1780 1880 1980 It never had been granted the status ?
Barry Sanchez Posted 27 November, 2012 Author Posted 27 November, 2012 Aye. I'm on the border of Kenny and Edge Hill. Hardcore inner city, bletch. You know it. What did you do?
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