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This thread needs the OP to be updated with lists really. I mean, sure, it's ok to remember who's what at the moment, but once this gets to it's 600th page and we're all geting a semi over who gets the 10,000th post, who's gonna be able to remember who's a mong and who's a spanner?

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well there's already been some suggestions that weren't in the original 3 so I thought I may as well use another one. What this thread really needs is for Baz to take control of it, put his foot down and make things clear on what the options are and if it's just the original 3 than some people above need to have a little word with themselves, make some dificult decisions about what they are and come back with the answers.

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I didn't know spanner was an option... oh..... erm.... put Paps down as that.

 

This Paps character is going to be gutted when he eventually joins. Not only does he have to cope with the concept of a "Prime pap" (ably represented by yours truly) but you also think he's a spanner.

 

Pre-emptive abuse of a poster before he even exists? What are you doing this evening? Going to an ante-natal clinic to punch girls in the stomach?

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Does anyone know if the real life dune has taken possession of a Liverpool visitor attraction guide? I'm very sorry if I make this accusation incorrectly, but Barry Sanchez' posting style seems very familiar. The constant references to Liverpool are really throwing me off.

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Does anyone know if the real life dune has taken possession of a Liverpool visitor attraction guide? I'm very sorry if I make this accusation incorrectly, but Barry Sanchez' posting style seems very familiar. The constant references to Liverpool are really throwing me off.

 

I'm not sure why users come back as totally different names as once they're found out it doesn't get them a banning anyway. So Dune could come back as Dunes and not only would it be ok, when Bearsy talked about him, it'd seem like Bearsy was just talking normal for a change

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I'm not sure why users come back as totally different names as once they're found out it doesn't get them a banning anyway. So Dune could come back as Dunes and not only would it be ok, when Bearsy talked about him, it'd seem like Bearsy was just talking normal for a change

 

Yeah can't wait for duness to sign up!

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Does anyone know if the real life dune has taken possession of a Liverpool visitor attraction guide? I'm very sorry if I make this accusation incorrectly, but Barry Sanchez' posting style seems very familiar. The constant references to Liverpool are really throwing me off.

 

It is incorrect, who the **** is Dune? Ask on the not 606 board, or ask on the bbc606 board? Well you cant on that but there we go, I live in Liverpool and happen to know the area quite well funnily enough.

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Pap I probably know an awful lot more about Liverpool than you, where are you from around these parts? I smell a wool.

 

Hardly. Never lived in a double-digit postcode.

 

Started in Everton, Anfield, Lodge Lane, Smithdown. Been in L7 since 2002, although moving to burbs in 2013.

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Does anyone know if the real life dune has taken possession of a Liverpool visitor attraction guide? I'm very sorry if I make this accusation incorrectly, but Barry Sanchez' posting style seems very familiar. The constant references to Liverpool are really throwing me off.

 

OK sonny. I'll take it from here.

 

Now Mr Sanchez. Take a seat. Can I offer you a cup of tea Barry? Or should I say "dune"?

 

You beat me by 10 minutes pap sir.

 

I came out in a rash when I saw Cheers, Ta. (my punctuation).

 

Not sure the posting style is familiar but it certainly look forced. We haven't had a witch hunt for a while. I'm up for it.

 

Toke, you get the pictures of Thatcher and a flag of Gibraltar. I'll get the lie detector. See you in custody cell 6.

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OK sonny. I'll take it from here.

 

Now Mr Sanchez. Take a seat. Can I offer you a cup of tea Barry? Or should I say "dune"?

 

You beat me by 10 minutes pap sir.

 

I came out in a rash when I saw Cheers, Ta. (my punctuation).

 

Not sure the posting style is familiar but it certainly look forced. We haven't had a witch hunt for a while. I'm up for it.

 

Toke, you get the pictures of Thatcher and a flag of Gibraltar. I'll get the lie detector. See you in custody cell 6.

 

Can we have the scouser off first? I think that has potential.

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Here is some questions people who is in liverpool would know, first one to answer them best is biggest scouse!

 

1) What is always first question at Liverpool Pub Quiz Night?

b) What do you call scouser in white shell suit?

4) Why did the scouser cross the road?

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Here is some questions people who is in liverpool would know, first one to answer them best is biggest scouse!

 

1) What is always first question at Liverpool Pub Quiz Night?

b) What do you call scouser in white shell suit?

4) Why did the scouser cross the road?

 

Blaresy, I do hope the humour is better down there than that.

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Can we have the scouser off first? I think that has potential.

 

Sure, Detective Sergeant pap will suss out the suspect's Liverpool knowledge. It'll be useful to get another opinion.

 

Although we should keep in mind that dune's been away for a while, so he might have bought a Liverpool travel guide and boned up.

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