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Hi mods i saw this before Tokyos edited out and I'm very offended by it's offensiveness and stuff. Infract this fvvcker please.

 

I am offended by this language and mugging off of your very good swear filter. Send this swearing spunk stain down!

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On reflection this will be definite infractions.

 

PM me if you want the video.

 

Tokyo, can you give us an overview of content using words instead of pictures?

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I am offended by this language and mugging off of your very good swear filter. Send this swearing spunk stain down!

 

Says the fvvcking twwat who's used a cvvnting swear filter cheat in his sh@gging, sh!tting thread title!

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Tokyo, can you give us an overview of content using words instead of pictures?

 

Video of woman walking into a supermarket, pulling down her pants, having a sh!t and then walking out like nothing happened.

 

It is pretty mental and muppet show like. Can someone look at what the rules are on videos of people sh!tting? Is it a grey area?

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Video of woman walking into a supermarket, pulling down her pants, having a sh!t and then walking out like nothing happened.

 

It is pretty mental and muppet show like. Can someone look at what the rules are on videos of people sh!tting? Is it a grey area?

 

I saw a lady do a pee in the street once, but she was an old mental lady I used to walk past on the way home from work and so this was more a mental act than an erotic thing

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Video of woman walking into a supermarket, pulling down her pants, having a sh!t and then walking out like nothing happened.

 

It is pretty mental and muppet show like. Can someone look at what the rules are on videos of people sh!tting? Is it a grey area?

 

Don't listen to tokyos! It was bout this supermarket in tokyo where you just buy a bag of sh!t and pour it straight into the toilet, it's for people on diets and for people who are too busy to eat actual meals. It's a real time saver. Cuts out the middle man.

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Did anyone see that video a while back bout that bum sniffer man who was going into Co-op and pretending to peruse the butter aisle but what he was actually trying to do was sniff on the bum of the dude stacking the shelves! It was hilarious! I watched it over and over and over p!ssing myself laughing the whole time! I spent ages scouring news for updates, hoping to find if he'd got caught so i could go to his trial to see what he said bout it, but all the newspapers seemed more interested in Iraq war or whatever. Go figure!

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It was a thing round my office and down the pub or whatever where you'd pretend to be bum sniffer man and see if you could sniff on someone's bum without them noticing. Oh the bantz!

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Is there a law against sniffing bums? They only made stalking illegal today so surely there cannot be a law which says " you will not sniff someone else bum"...

 

If there is Bearsy just admitted to doing it so should be banged up at once!

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about half way through the video the sniffer suddenly has a jumper on so it's obviously filmed on different occasions, so the member of staff has gone out of his way to go back to the same place on a different date, just at the time when the customer is there, clearly looking for it!

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I purchased a gift last Christmas for my beloved, an inflatable pug dog.

Last week whilst sifting through some boxes of crap I came across it and dcided to reinflate it and had it on my desk in the cellar.

Our other dogs spotted it and went mental at it so I put it on the carpet to show them that it posed no threat to the household hierarchy. And guess what they did. Yep, they sniffed its bum and proceeded to lick its ears.

 

True story.

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Careful, you have already been kicked off the Mod circle, you dont wanna mug them off any more

 

Jumped before I was pushed. Enjoying the forum a lot more now that I don't have to read all the crap that gets posted on here.

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Get over it for fvvck sake.

 

Clarke me old mate, what happened? No sooner were you working as a mod informer in exchange for hanna Sensei video, you were bumped off of curry night. On the plus side, does this mean you get to be a normal human again, use swear words and generally mug people off? If so it's well worth it! Never go back.

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Jumped before I was pushed. Enjoying the forum a lot more now that I don't have to read all the crap that gets posted on here.

 

Ha! Yeah reading the forum spoils my enjoyment of it too.

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Jumped before I was pushed. Enjoying the forum a lot more now that I don't have to read all the crap that gets posted on here.

 

Why was you gonna be pushed ? Did you like vindaloo when the others liked Korma ? Did you leave bits of your poppadom in the shared mango chutney ?

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Ha! Yeah reading the forum spoils my enjoyment of it too.

 

Exactly, I don't care about others opinions, I just want to make sure mine is heard. To this end I'm in the process of putting every single user on the ignore list and posting purely based on what thread titles say.

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Exactly, I don't care about others opinions, I just want to make sure mine is heard. To this end I'm in the process of putting every single user on the ignore list and posting purely based on what thread titles say.

 

I don't even bother with that sometimes, just say what's on your mind. If you stick to the muppet show hardly anyone ever complains, the main board though...

 

If you are not either moaning, have a conspiracy theory or moaning about people moaning, you will get infractions.

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He would have probably called her a dirty b1tch or something similar. He could be quite direct at times you know. It wasn't all about boning your mum (not just your mum bletch, anyone's mum, well... You know what I mean).

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I saw this link posted on facebook last night. I thought Tokyo was proper cutting edge, but it turns out he's no more cutting edge than my friend Amanda

 

Well let me ask you this, can Amanda send you octoporn at the drop of a hat?

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I'd say no Toks, but then again if you'd asked me yesterday morning if Amanda could send me material of woman taking a dump in public I'd have also said no, in which case I'd have egg on my face now wouldn't I. Actually, maybe I should start getting chatting to Amanda, she may be up for a bit of dirty fun time

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