Best half man/biscuit/woman/fish/other thing combo (& why)

[Spudders]

The half man half biscuit thread in the lounge got me thinking about which would be best, a biscuit base with the top half of a man, or the bottom half of a man with a biscuit topping. I came to the conclusion the version with the biscuit base would be better as with the other option, at some point if you ate it you’d technically have put a knob in your mouth.

Very quickly I decided that either option was a bit bent so I started thinking about mermaids and which would be better, traditional mermaid or a reverse mermaid?

 

Naturally this has led me on to think about which other combination of two different types of things would work well together and why?

 

From a hunting perspective - a Cheetark: The body of a cheetah/head of a shark – This would be lethal with the speed of a cheetah, and it’d chop pray into bits with one bite of a great white shark

For navigation – a CatNav – The body of Cat Deeley/with satnav head – Great looking body and when in the car she just tells you the facts about where you need to go, no other small talk. You can also switch to silent if you have enough of her voice

 

For fun – a Seamaid – The bottom half of a seahorse, the top half of a traditional mermaid – Just because the mermaid top would be so pleased she’s finally got rid of the fish half, then she’d look down and see a seahorse bottom half and she’d be like “FFS how unlucky am I”

[Jonnyboy]

How bout (for the pervs obviously) a really fit woman top half (eg angie jolie) and a variety of animal bottoms. So you could have a dog bottom and get to **** a different type of vagina (or arse) but it'd be amazing and guilt free cos of the top half. Then you could try a pig bottom half and see how that vagina is, and so on...

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Well it'd be an experience at the very least.