Spudders Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Some people on facebook (mainly girls) seem to think their ‘friends’ are interested in seeing the most uninteresting things. The obvious ones are pictures of everything they have to eat and their boring children, but what other totally boring or weird stuff have you seen and thought why the feck have you gone to the effort of uploading that? Here’s a couple I’ve seen, both uploaded by girls (who seem to be the worst offenders) A picture of a handbag with a burn mark A dead Horse at the side of the road under a tarpaulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 (edited) Not tedious but pretty unusual. Some bird I know has been on the marriage gravy train for a while, not working, spending his money etc. Anyway, they have recently split up and this week she uploaded a pic of herself in suspenders & sexy underwear. No face, just her babs, flat belly out and suspenders. She is obviously on the look out for a new founder. It reminded me a bit of that Owen Hargreaves video on youtube or the Pompey prospectus 'Founder needed will suck dic in exchange'. She is quite a popular girl, and always out in town according to the facebook updates, I am sure someone on here will know her. Let's not mention any names ;0 Edited 23 November, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Endless pictures of people acting crazy and drunk in pubs somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 Hate to saying I've been chuckling at this. Bad man, bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 There seems to be some kind of inverse law with the women I know on Facebook. The hotter they are the more boring the sh*t they post. Kids are pretty irritating but the worst have got to be the photos taken at arms length whilst pouting for no apparent reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 There seems to be some kind of inverse law with the women I know on Facebook. The hotter they are the more boring the sh*t they post. Kids are pretty irritating but the worst have got to be the photos taken at arms length whilst pouting for no apparent reason. or the ones they take of themselves in the mirror!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 or the ones they take of themselves in the mirror!! I like some of those... Oh hang on, on Facebook?... Yeah, they are sh1t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 Some of them are outright weird. One in particular left with the impression "yep, that'll be the mug shot they use when the Old Bill finally catch up with him". Some of the females on my feed use ten year old photos. The thing I hate most on Facebook is Status Shuffle, reserved for the sort of moron who is incapable of wit on their own account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 or the ones they take of themselves in the mirror!! They are called selfies, according to my teenage daughters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 Some people on facebook (mainly girls) seem to think their ‘friends’ are interested in seeing the most uninteresting things. The obvious ones are pictures of everything they have to eat and their boring children, but what other totally boring or weird stuff have you seen and thought why the feck have you gone to the effort of uploading that? Here’s a couple I’ve seen, both uploaded by girls (who seem to be the worst offenders) A picture of a handbag with a burn mark A dead Horse at the side of the road under a tarpaulin My missus now works for a living, but her head was full of proper **** when she didn't, which she'll happily acknowledge now. A phase, if you will; lasting for thirteen years. Anyway, one of the scariest things you'll ever hear is a group of housewives talking to each other on the schoolyard. There is not a picosecond of silence, yet as far as I can make out, nothing is actually said. Facebook is a lot like that with some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 Some of them are outright weird. One in particular left with the impression "yep, that'll be the mug shot they use when the Old Bill finally catch up with him". Some of the females on my feed use ten year old photos. The thing I hate most on Facebook is Status Shuffle, reserved for the sort of moron who is incapable of wit on their own account. These are the best aren't they? I mean everyone try's to use good photos and will probably untag any absolutely terrible ones but who are you trying to kid with that shot from the 90s? The only thing funnier than that is the ones were the go for a special makeover and photoshoot session. Those things cost 100s of pounds, maybe close to a grand. Then the upload the mutton dressed as lamb shots and get about 6 comments from other grotbags girls saying "stunning babes" "absolutely gorgeous" and think its all worth while. They get majorly p!ssed if you put something like "still wouldn't, not even with that lighting". Some girls are so bloody sensitive eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 These are the best aren't they? I mean everyone try's to use good photos and will probably untag any absolutely terrible ones but who are you trying to kid with that shot from the 90s? The only thing funnier than that is the ones were the go for a special makeover and photoshoot session. Those things cost 100s of pounds, maybe close to a grand. Then the upload the mutton dressed as lamb shots and get about 6 comments from other grotbags girls saying "stunning babes" "absolutely gorgeous" and think its all worth while. They get majorly p!ssed if you put something like "still wouldn't, not even with that lighting". Some girls are so bloody sensitive eh? I had to get a replacement passport after the missus washed my old one. The lady at the Identity and Passport Service told me that people actually try to do that on their passports. But yes; girls can be weird. I live in a house full of them; mine seem perfectly reasonable, even taking into account the dog's ceaseless war against delivery people. The vanity is both puzzling and one-sided. It's perfectly ok for girls to slap a load of make-up on and cover facial deficiencies, put shoes on to hide height deficiencies, corsets and wonder-bras to tame/unleash bits of their body. I can't go around in high heels without looking like a tranny or someone really concerned about his height (I mock fellow shorties who take the Cuban heel route). I can't stuff a load of socks in my special area either. Sure, it may work at first; but the moment my fraud is discovered I'd be massively worse off. Why is it culturally okay for women to have access to power-ups, yet a man who suffers the loss of a wig on a windy day faces utter humiliation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 Dont tell Cortese that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 24 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 24 November, 2012 The only thing funnier than that is the ones were the go for a special makeover and photoshoot session. Those things cost 100s of pounds, maybe close to a grand. Then the upload the mutton dressed as lamb shots and get about 6 comments from other grotbags girls saying "stunning babes" "absolutely gorgeous" and think its all worth while. They get majorly p!ssed if you put something like "still wouldn't, not even with that lighting". Some girls are so bloody sensitive eh? Someone I know did a link in the week to a photo of a girl she knows, saying “Please vote for my gorgeous mate Becky.......just click on the photo and then like it” So I thought I’ll have a look to see what it was all about as the girl Becky looked a right scary mofo. Turns out it’s for the face of DV8 Bournemouth 2013. There are some right hotties you can vote for, I would feel a bit sorry for Becky as she’s not even in the same league as most of them, but then I remember that it’s her that’s added the picture of herself so she must see herself a lot differently! Here’s her Here’s the competition!!! http://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.534751553221614.137043.167229503307156&type=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 Hahaha Becky obviously thinks a lot of herself. She has a crazy look in her eye, the same look as when the drag the mentals out in the first few weeks of X-factor "I'm going to be the next rihanna, Dermit, you just wait." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 DV8 is an autism charity right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 The worst thing with facebook is friends share stupid pages so they get a chance to win something. Its bad enough with facebooks own ads but I don't need friends clogging up facebook with that crap. I've un-friended quite a few people because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 24 November, 2012 Share Posted 24 November, 2012 I like those friends that click the dodgy links to some porn-esque video but its actually spam and then everyone can see that they've clicked Lolz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 December, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 December, 2012 This just appeared in my newsfeed............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 December, 2012 Share Posted 9 December, 2012 Dildo spoon, ideal for post coital snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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