Bearsy Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 (edited) Note: This poll is not open for votes until 1st December. Please help out the Mod Of The Year admin team by providing a short bio piece for each mod as per the one I've done for Justmikes below. Baj Contrary to popular belief Baj is neither Indian nor founder member of the British Association of Jockstraps. BAJ derives his name from his real-life initials, demonstrating a lack of originality that pervades most of his posts. Growing up in Chandler's Ford young BAJ first gained an interest in saints when Alexsey Cherednik awarded him a rosette for playing Sensible Soccer. Once a prolific infracter, he is now the absent dad of the main board and holds only a minority interest in Saintsweb. He's more interested in starting a Kasabian tribute band. His manifest failures have made him bitter, and on his rare visits now he is easily provoked to hand out fractions for the most minor offences. Even a misplaced joke about a keyboard for sale can result in a hefty ban from The Baj. This is why Tokyo-Saint (RIP) was extemely foolish to mug him off writing this bio. If he were a TV character: David Hasselhoff. No one wants to hear you sing, fvvck off! Best fractions/bans: No datas at this time. Estimated earnings: Full tandoori mixed grill starter, Chicken Balti, fruit salad desert + 5 Cobra Beers Just Mike A new addition to the saintsweb moderation team for 2012, Just Mike was appointed following one of the most non-transparent and rigged elections this side of Uganda. Nonetheless Just Mike has proven to be a popular and genial figure amongst most posters, with his softly-softly approach winning many friends. If he were a TV character: Mr Baraclough from Porridge. Popular amongst the inmates, but lacks the authority of Mackay (Chalet) Best fractions/bans: Not a prolific infracter, but can be tempted by a "big fish", i.e. Nov 2012 nailed Turkish for calling Milton a "Skate C*nt" Estimated earnings: Chicken Jalfrezi (small) Saint Chalet Stevegrant Skintsaint Saint Clark Jimmy D Edited 23 November, 2012 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Granty isnt a mod. He's god. (Allegedly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Saint Clark is no longer a mod, so is he still allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Bradley Wiggins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Granty isnt a mod. He's god. (Allegedly) Interesting! I also feel like I'm missing one or two. Theres a couple of mods who don't ever come on here (that's the best kind of mod tbf) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Saint Clark is no longer a mod, so is he still allowed? Word? Why is the cvnt always fracting me then! Impersonating a mod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Yeah what's the name of that nightshift mod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 That's skint ain't it? There's definitely another tho. Oooh what's the cvnts name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Word? Why is the cvnt always fracting me then! Impersonating a mod! He's only just become a non mod so you should be ok now, unless he's kept hold of his infraction button? I just got the chop from my job but when I left I didn't return my business cards, that'll teach them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Saint Clark is no longer a mod, so is he still allowed? I miss him. He was the best. Bear you forgot jimmy D. He's a sensitive little soul, known to dish out infractions if people post stuff he doesn't like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 FFS Clarke is not a mod? I had only just recruited him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Maybe that's why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 I miss him. He was the best. Bear you forgot jimmy D. He's a sensitive little soul, known to dish out infractions if people post stuff he doesn't like. Cheers bro. Write me a bio for one of them could ya? Just Mikes is the only mod what ever talks to me, the others keep me arms length so I don't feel qualified to lampoon them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Ena Sharples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 slight edit... it was Saint Clark that fracted me for defending Alpwhine. To be fair to Clark he was spot on. I've seen the error of my ways, steadied my ship and now trying to steer a straight path. It ain't easy though Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Saint Clark is a bit of a bell piece. He's rather precious and tends to delete posts that he doesn't personally agree with. I've never liked Steve Grant, it's no coincidence that ever since he started charging to use this forum he now holidays in the Maldives every year. I've never heard of the others, are they made up usernames or do they exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Jimmy D took over 30 mins to close The Skate's latest magnum opus. Poor reactions by him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 I reckon there's a special bonus at the moment for locking/moving threads. Half the threads on the Main Board is locked or moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 (edited) Ok, I'll have a go and head straight for the top. BAJ Contrary to popular belief Baj is not actually Indian and does not own shares in any Southampton curry houses. BAJ is actually his initials just without the dots. Growing up in Chandlers Ford, young BAJ first gained an interest in saints when Alexsey Cherednik gave him a rosette from a Russian international match and from playing sensible soccer. Baj nowadays is a modern rockstar dividing his time up between perusing the sub boards and playing in-front of thousands at Wembley. He is somewhat an absent dad to the main board and is rarely spotted talking about anything saints related at all. He is however still an overlord and has been known to give out infractions and bans for very little indeed. Even a misplaced joke about a keyboard for sale can result in a hefty infraction. This post will no doubt be deleted and I will disappear with it, just for mentioning his name. However, if you ever want to see Baj, just say his name 3 times in the mirror on a cold dark night and see what happens. If he were a TV character: David Hasselhoff (slightly German rock star wannabe) Estimated earnings: Full tandoori mixed grill starter, Chicken Balti, fruit salad desert + 5 Cobra Beers Edited 23 November, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Nice work tokyos! You need to compare him to a tv character tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Realised that just after I posted Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Done and done! I've taken a few liberties with your bio tho homie, you know how it goes, I edit you, Bletch edits me, God edits Bletch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 No worries bear, it's better. I just didn't want to mug him off too much as he is so powerful he might be able to ban me from the internet completely and I need it for work (this aint my job you know). Anyway, good luck bear, hope he doesn't kill you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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