Open apology/begging letter from @tommyjwarner aka Cheese on Toast

[Tokyo-Saint]

Recently there has been a lot of banding around of the word stalker. Turkish has called me a stalker because I remember he is a travelling salesman in an old BMW, Alps has called me a stalker as I remember he is a miserable old git living in Austria, all the female posters have called Bearsy a stalker because, well he has been stalking them, the word has been banded around a lot.

 

However, I do genuinely have one and he is not going to let me off the hook until I become his agent and post this thread. Cheese on Toast is alive and well and has been contacting me regularly from the afterlife. He would firstly like to apologise to chalet and say he is now a changed man, please unban him? He promises to never cause any trouble again.

 

Secondly, he would like to say hello to everyone and for there to be a petition for him to be reinstated (assuming of course Charlet ignores this post, which he will).

 

I think that is it, but no doubt he will be contacting me again from the afterlife to pass on messages.

 

Please leave any message for him below.

 

[Saint in Paradise]

Cheese on toast is a quick to prepare meal but a little bland so I put a fried egg on it - much better then.

[pap]

Cheese, is God pleased with me? You've died twice now, we never really got on ( alas, we were irreconcilable on the gravity and importance of Gibraltar ), yet I stuck up for you.

 

I've been told that you may very possibly be an out and out racist "see you next Tuesday", but I'd somehow hoped that in the course of our encounters, you had come to realise that the problems of a poor black man share many hallmarks with a poor white man and that social stratification, the undeserved reverence of the establishment and unjustifiable inequality lie at the heart of the issue.

 

It's really a shame that dune is dead. If he'd survived and had sufficient coaching, I feel this would be the state of the Lounge today.

 

[Jonnyboy]

So is Tommy actually dune? I thought he was Tristam?

[Tokyo-Saint]

No he is not dune.

[Jonnyboy]

Who is he? Tell us more.

[Dig Dig]

Look him up. Just a normal young lad.

 

 

 

With severe learning difficulties

[Tokyo-Saint]

Who is he? Tell us more.

 

Hi twitter address is in the title for anyone who wants to contact him outside of the forum - him being (perhaps harshly) banned and all that.

[Jonnyboy]

Hello Cheesey! Be a good boy now and stop stalking Tokyo will you?

[Dig Dig]

What was he banned for Tokyo?

[Jonnyboy]

 

 

I just tried clicking the "forum" button on this. Ha! Silly me.

Edited 22 November, 2012 by Jonnyboy

[Tokyo-Saint]

Sorry it's @tommyjwarner400

[Tokyo-Saint]

Hang on, I'm getting more.... Is there anybody there? Is there anybody there?

 

I'm getting something, he says "Tell Pap he is a good bloke"

[Tokyo-Saint]

What was he banned for Tokyo?

 

He had a little spat with Charlet or something. Not sure. I think he got an infraction for something small and then insulted Charlet about it and then got another one and so on and so on, until Charlet banned him and sped off in his mini.

[Jonnyboy]

So are you encouraging this stalker or issueing a restraining order?

[Badger]

Look him up. Just a normal young lad.

 

 

 

With severe learning difficulties

 

I expect his carer would confirm the accuracy of that.

[Tokyo-Saint]

So are you encouraging this stalker or issueing a restraining order?

 

They are not going to let him back, his fiver is already popaddom dust. By posting this I get him off my back for a bit, give people a chance to see good bye or whatever and keep him happy for a bit.

[Saint-Fred]

ask him if theres life after SWF or is he now in a dark black void?

[scotty]

ask him if theres life after SWF or is he now in a dark black void?

 

 

That would be marvellously ironic.

[Jonnyboy]

ask him if theres life after SWF or is he now in a dark black void?

 

Or even worse, a dark black void along with dune, dog and 1976_child for all eternity.